Flushable butt wipes have caused million dollar sewer clogs (1 Viewer)

[Patrick Bateman]

I have to admit that I use "One Wipe Charlie's". It's the only thing that makes me feel clean.

 

[joffer]

poll is missing

 

[sports_fan]

oh no

 

[ShamrockPride]

Are you talking about the wet wipes?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Yeah, the wet wipes. I get them from Dollar Shave Club.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

It's not like Elmer's glue. Just a bit stronger.

 

[James Daulton]

Might be time to look at the ol' diet.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/our-products/fresh

 

[Patrick Bateman]

http://nypost.com/2013/09/24/bathroom-wipes-arent-flushable-after-all/

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Use one of those diaper disposal things instead of the toilet, moron.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Also if you can't clean your ### with modern toilet paper sufficiently your not trying hard enough. If someone wants to lick your ### they must have enough passion to work around any unpleasantness. Or take a shower perv.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Also if you can't clean your ### with modern toilet paper sufficiently your not trying hard enough. If someone wants to lick your ### they must have enough passion to work around any unpleasantness. Or take a shower perv.

Harsh. Wipes eliminate skid marks. Just sayin'.

 

[Super King]

Also if you can't clean your ### with modern toilet paper sufficiently your not trying hard enough. If someone wants to lick your ### they must have enough passion to work around any unpleasantness. Or take a shower perv.

Well, after a night of boozing and greasy food, a wet wipe or two is pretty clutch

 

[Run It Up]

I think its time for our inferior sewer systems to catch up to our superior ### wiping technology.

 

[Capella]

Might be time to look at the ol' diet.

I don't care what your diet it, you have residual #### in there.

 

[eoMMan]

No trash can available?

 

[Ignoramus]

No trash can available?

This is America, not some 3rd world country where we have a trash can full of ####ty TP sitting there.

 

[otello]

Never flush them. Even the flushable ones.

 

[rikishiboy]

Water jets spraying my bunghole are the way to go..l of the best things about living in japan.

 

[Osaurus]

Never flush them. Even the flushable ones.

This

 

[boots11234]

Water jets spraying my bunghole are the way to go..l of the best things about living in japan.

Do they use them because they like to be clean or because they are into tossing salads.

 

[Run It Up]

Water jets spraying my bunghole are the way to go..l of the best things about living in japan.

Do they use them because they like to be clean or because they are into tossing salads.

Clockwise rimjobs, anti-clockwise rimjobs. Gold, diamond and platinum rimjobs (I like those.) -Quivering Buttcheeks

 

[Daywalker]

Can someone answer this about a bidet?

You have a faucet or a hose that sprays away at your behind. So fecal matter spraying all over the place. You are telling me that I should get on after you and start the spraying process? That all the spouts are disinfected and not spraying back leftovers? I don't buy it. It's likely a mess.

 

[rikishiboy]

Been using g them for years. No infections yet, never even heard of any. Just a very happy bunghole. At first I was timid about using them but once I braved up, I regretted waiting so long. Trust me once you use the water jet to clean your crack, you will not go back to what you did b4.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Also if you can't clean your ### with modern toilet paper sufficiently your not trying hard enough. If someone wants to lick your ### they must have enough passion to work around any unpleasantness. Or take a shower perv.

im betting you dont own any stock in this product

 

[James Daulton]

Been using g them for years. No infections yet, never even heard of any. Just a very happy bunghole. At first I was timid about using them but once I braved up, I regretted waiting so long. Trust me once you use the water jet to clean your crack, you will not go back to what you did b4.

What do you do about the wet ###?

 

[flapgreen]

As have I.

 

[flapgreen]

Been using g them for years. No infections yet, never even heard of any. Just a very happy bunghole. At first I was timid about using them but once I braved up, I regretted waiting so long. Trust me once you use the water jet to clean your crack, you will not go back to what you did b4.

No thanks. I'm good.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Can someone answer this about a bidet?

You have a faucet or a hose that sprays away at your behind. So fecal matter spraying all over the place. You are telling me that I should get on after you and start the spraying process? That all the spouts are disinfected and not spraying back leftovers? I don't buy it. It's likely a mess.

bidets are meant for women and generally have mild streams of water with temperature control.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

To add some modern toilets do have a bidet like feature, Toto toilets can have a seat installed with them that has a wand that shoots water on your butt to help clean it off. Toto is a Japanese company.