Fred and Greg's thread (6 Viewers)

[bostonfred]

Don't call me daughter

 

[bostonfred]

I was in the pool

 

[bostonfred]

Who thought this was a good idea?

 

[bostonfred]

And why do they call it a ring tone? There are no rings

 

[bostonfred]

She Loves basketball

 

[bostonfred]

Inheritance

 

[bostonfred]

Scarred for life

 

[bostonfred]

On an unrelated note

 

[bostonfred]

It's ok not to scroll down

 

[bostonfred]

Religious nerd

 

[bostonfred]

Ivory tower

 

[bostonfred]

Reddit has a Grand Theft Auto or Russia subreddit

 

[bostonfred]

Taco bell test

 

[bostonfred]

Fails

 

[bostonfred]

Steak butter

 

[mr. furley]

Lo fi? No, i said loaf high.

 if i didn't look at the IG handle, i'd have just assumed it was a friend of mine.

 

[mr. furley]

Inheritance

rules

 

[Buckychudd]

I was in the pool

I feel like we're not getting the full story on this one.....

 

[mr. furley]

I feel like we're not getting the full story on this one.....

seems...... impossible for a guy's balls to slip between two wood slats, and then expand such that he can't extract them.

 

[bostonfred]

seems...... impossible for a guy's balls to slip between two wood slats, and then expand such that he can't extract them.

I think the eggs would start out above the slats, then slowly drop, then sag all the way through, then if you happened to slide them out just right they'd fit, but if you stood up they wouldn't, and nobody volunteered to help him guide them back out so they just cut the chair. 

And now my balls ache. 

 

[bostonfred]

Fonts

 

[El Floppo]

https://youtu.be/P73REgj-3UE

Tile roof hut with subfloor heating

omgomgomgomgomgomg   

 

[El Floppo]

Father of the year

dammit. I'm often reminded of how much I suck at being a parent.

 

[pats3in4]

I was in the pool

Love the headline.  "Beach balls".

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Silent but deadly

Lol, actually been there when this happened.

 

[bostonfred]

Help me help you

 

[bostonfred]

Hello kitty

 

[bostonfred]

Goodbye kids

 

[bostonfred]

Aggressive passive

 

[bostonfred]

Not mean roast

 

[bostonfred]

A little mean but not really

 

[bostonfred]

We were looking for little confessions, not

 

[bostonfred]

Never mind. I wasn't being critical

 

[bostonfred]

I KNEW it

 

[bostonfred]

Smells like love

 

[bostonfred]

Wikime

 

[bostonfred]

It's a small world

 

[bostonfred]

Sticking my neck out for you

 

[bostonfred]

Can't add yet but can put two and two together

 

[bostonfred]

It's so rewarding though

 

[bostonfred]

I'd recommend it to anyone

 

[bostonfred]

Temple

 

[bostonfred]

More like #### block

 

[bostonfred]

Boom roasted

 

[bostonfred]

A little mean

 

[bostonfred]

Double roast

 

[bostonfred]

No hurry, we've got plenty of time

 

[bostonfred]

Whose Line dump

 

[bostonfred]

Who wants to go for a walk

 

[bostonfred]

Babies are stupid