this is my favorite thing on the internet for all time
A true classic that will stand the test of time.
"She was eating Bugles like Nabisco needed their bags back."
I don't see graveyards. Shouldn't there be graveyards/cemeteries?
https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/That-Was-a-Mistake-Police-Discuss-Failed-Attempt-to-Put-Whale-in-Dumpster-493776231.htmlFailed Attempt to Put Dead Whale in Dumpster 'Was a Mistake': PD
Extra credit to the Rye, NH chief of police for this gem: "We said, 'baby whale,' so everyone thought it was a small whale."
Also to NBC New York for the "Whale Fail" chryon.
I was just going to post... They should have blown it up!https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/That-Was-a-Mistake-Police-Discuss-Failed-Attempt-to-Put-Whale-in-Dumpster-493776231.html
I'll fix your link and raise you a stick of dynamite. I am not making this up.
http://theexplodingwhale.com/evidence/resources/dave-barry-article/
http://theexplodingwhale.com/evidence/the-video/
I can't believe all the crap the townspeople are giving the cops for dropping a dead whale on the ground.Failed Attempt to Put Dead Whale in Dumpster 'Was a Mistake': PD
Extra credit to the Rye, NH chief of police for this gem: "We said, 'baby whale,' so everyone thought it was a small whale."
Also to NBC New York for the "Whale Fail" chryon.
Edit- link fixed
that's.... that's something alright.
It's the closest we'll ever get to being a bad ### lobster.the sound is just so satisfying