Fred and Greg's thread (6 Viewers)

[GregR]

Busted

 

[GregR]

That second one (ping pong ball) is pretty impressive. Also, way too much time on their hands.

 

[GregR]

Top heavy

 

[MTskibum]

Top heavy

That was a stolen boat.

Arrest made in stolen yacht rescue, ‘Goonies’ fish incident

Jericho Wolf Labonte, 35, of Victoria, British Columbia, was taken into custody in the northwestern Oregon resort town of Seaside, police said in a news release.

www.kktv.com

 

[heckmanm]

Seems like a lot to go through for a drink, but whatever

Working EXACTLY as designed

 

[GregR]

More rules

 

[GregR]

Except for motorcycles during bug season

 

[GregR]

This, thank you

 

[GregR]

Hit and run

 

[GregR]

Another hit and run

 

[GregR]

Trusting your brother

 

[GregR]

I watched this kind of, wholesome, beautiful video

Spoiler: And then got to the first comment

**** yeah, edibles.

 

[GregR]

I say many times, it's all a matter of perspective

 

[GregR]

And if you like this harmless prank, subscribe to my Youtube channel to see more (sound on)

Spoiler

And yes this was from a Jack Handey originally

 

[GregR]

She's dead, Jim

 

[GregR]

But his social credit score did not, in fact, go up. <</Morgan Freeman voice>> Sound on.

 

[GregR]

Getting over your fears

 

[GregR]

If you get it you get it

 

[GregR]

Accurate

 

[GregR]

Preschool children visiting a bee hive

 

[GregR]

Living life in slow motion

 

[GregR]

When you can see it coming. Sound on.

 

[GregR]

But he struck out

 

[GregR]

Sound on

 

[GregR]

Some good ones. Sound on. Sorry about the last guy in it, always hated that clip.

 

[GregR]

Guilty

 

[GregR]

How to tell who really loves you. Best with sound.

 

[GregR]

It's nice if you can love your work

 

[GregR]

Kherson kitten

 

[GregR]

Upon request

 

[GregR]

The last was my favorite. And the first one, my other dog (not the one in my avatar pic) had got that a couple of times.

 

[Mister CIA]

I'll raise you one.

 

[GregR]

You wait your turn, Becky

 

[GregR]

But what about the turtle!?

 

[GregR]

Yeah he got you (Sound on)

 

[GregR]

Honey, we're staying in tonight

 

[GregR]

Explanation of this was new to me and made me chuckle

Spoiler: Explanation

For the benefit of your friend: Anish Kapoor is a douchebag artist who bought the rights to a substance called "Vantablack" which absorbs light. Applying it to an object makes it look like said object has been cut out of a photo in reality. It's also incredibly toxic and can only be applied in a lab setting. And Kapoor refuses to let anyone else use it. So, another group of artists developed a non-toxic pigment called Black 2.0 (and 3.0) which is functionally identical to Vantablack. They also developed a pigment called "Pinkest Pink." And these and many other beautiful colors are available for everyone to use EXCEPT Anish Kapoor. And to purchase them you just have to verify that you are not Anish Kapoor, nor are you purchasing it FOR Anish Kapoor. He says no one can use his color, they make better colors that everyone EXCEPT him can use.

 

[heckmanm]

But he struck out

Do you want pitch clocks? Because this is how you get pitch clocks.

 

[heckmanm]

The last was my favorite. And the first one, my other dog (not the one in my avatar pic) had got that a couple of times.

Our dog protects his tail by wagging his entire ***

 

[GregR]

As road closure reasons go...

 

[GregR]

Justifiable homicide

 

[GregR]

Ukrainian fisherman

 

[GregR]

Better than NASCAR

 

[GregR]

Alright, you have some skill

 

[GregR]

Be nice to animals

 

[GregR]

Sound on

Spoiler

So that lever is the rotor brake. Which stops the rotors from being able to turn, intended to be set when the rotors have stopped.

 

[GregR]

Nuno Bettencourt interview, gushing about meeting and playing with an idol

 

[GregR]

Safety moment. Sound on. Language warning.

 

[GregR]

Photoshop request

Result

 

[GregR]

Thanks, we'll just watch