I can't wait for Sam to go "sprinting" out of the Citadel with two of those scrolls in his hands, screaming, "I've found it! I've found it. Jon, I've found it!"
"What Sam? The secret to defeating the WW? My lineage that I can't even guess about because I don't know it yet? Something else Stannis already told us that we ignored and need to remind the viewers of?"
"No, the secret ingredient for Hot Pie's bread. I worked up quite an appetite skinning Jorah alive and cleaning bedpans. Now I can cook for us while I read and you do useful things."