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Game of Thrones, tv only, books don't exist, no backstory...NERDS already ruining a series that hasn't started (8 Viewers)

bostonfred said:
My ranking:

Funny Tyrion (last seen in season two)

Scenes with Hodor's bare half giant hog

Danaerys (naked)

Arya

Tywin

Cougar Lannister eating crow

The sell sword guy

Scenes where Dormer's cleavage is visible but the rest of her boobs aren't

The Hound

Cranky grandma

That smoking redhead who said you know nothing Jon Snow

The French rapist

Creepy old guy who hosted the red wedding

Creepy torture kid

Creepy torture kid's dad

Cougar Lannister being all #####y

Hodor with his penis covered

The bald guy with no penis

The blond guy with one hand

The giant blond girl with no penis

The curly haired guy with no penis

The kid with the giant penis

Littlepenis

Danaerys (not naked)

Theon's sister

Zombies

Scenes where Dormer shows her disappointing boobs

The other redhead who keeps getting #### on

Teary-on Lannister (the crappy version that replaced the good one when he met Shae)

The big dogs

Any non hot wildling

That fat kid and his ugly girlfriend at the wall making eyes at each other

The cannibals eating crow

CGI dragons

Any scene with Shae and her ####ty fake accent
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Littlepenis is criminally underrated on these lists.

 
Josie Maran said:
bostonfred said:
My ranking:

Funny Tyrion (last seen in season two)

Scenes with Hodor's bare half giant hog

Danaerys (naked)

Arya

Tywin

Cougar Lannister eating crow

The sell sword guy

Scenes where Dormer's cleavage is visible but the rest of her boobs aren't

The Hound

Cranky grandma

That smoking redhead who said you know nothing Jon Snow

The French rapist

Creepy old guy who hosted the red wedding

Creepy torture kid

Creepy torture kid's dad

Cougar Lannister being all #####y

Hodor with his penis covered

The bald guy with no penis

The blond guy with one hand

The giant blond girl with no penis

The curly haired guy with no penis

The kid with the giant penis

Littlepenis

Danaerys (not naked)

Theon's sister

Zombies

Scenes where Dormer shows her disappointing boobs

The other redhead who keeps getting #### on

Teary-on Lannister (the crappy version that replaced the good one when he met Shae)

The big dogs

Any non hot wildling

That fat kid and his ugly girlfriend at the wall making eyes at each other

The cannibals eating crow

CGI dragons

Any scene with Shae and her ####ty fake accent
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Littlepenis is criminally underrated on these lists.
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So you prefer littlepenis over no penis?

 
The General said:
Chaka said:
I am not sure how people are ranking this but, regardless of whether or not I like the characters or the actors, I am very curious about what exactly is happening north of the wall. Seems like whenever the White Walkers make their move it will have a dramatic impact on everything happening south of the wall.

In King's Landing they are already talking about dealing with Daenerys and her dragons but no one seems to have any clue that something very, very bad is coming out of the North.
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This is the one of the few dumb parts of the show, they love teasing the white wakers then don't show them again for 5 episodes.

At the end of one of the seasons they showed the massive group of white walkers within site of the wall. That was a long time ago. They either are walking around in circles, are camping, or are piled up at the base of the wall marching in place like the marching band at the end of Animal House.
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If you're referring to the scene at the end of season 2 where Sam gets a look at the WW on the horse, that was beyond the wall while the Night's Watch was off in search of Mance Rayder. Also, most of those were zombies/wights. I don't know if they ever showed any WWs for sure other than the one Sam made eye-contact with.

 
jdoggydogg said:
Anyone else think it's fairly obvious which two men will be fighting in Tyrion's trial by combat?
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I dont think so but there are so few options that you can narrow it down to 5 likely candidates: any combination of Jamie, Bronn, Meryn Trant (annoying kings guard guy who testified at the trial) plus the assumed pairing of the Mountain and Oberyn as someone mentioned earlier.

Jamie's involvement is better for the story and would make sense given the in-season build up with his training with Bronn. I would probably eliminate Bronn since he's already fought for Tyrion and would give it a been there done that feel. Meryn Trant is a darkhorse since he clearly hates Tyrion and is a member of the Kings Guard so he definitely has the credentials. Picking him would likely lessen the drama since hes a character that hasnt had much air time and would likely lose.

Oberyn and the Mountain confrontation has been looming so that would be a way to tie that in neatly. Would Tywin nominate the Mountain knowing that Oberyn is an accomplished fighter with extreme vengeance on his mind and would likely fight for Tyrion? Unless the Mountain is considered truly unbeatable and doesnt really matter who you put up there.

 
Melisandre fried the 3 leeches with the kings blood in them, and Robb died and Joffrey died.

Another king needs to kick off soon or they are going to have to show Melisandre serenading Stannis with a rendition of Two out of Three Aint Bad.

 
Greg Russell said:
Melisandre fried the 3 leeches with the kings blood in them, and Robb died and Joffrey died.

Another king needs to kick off soon or they are going to have to show Melisandre serenading Stannis with a rendition of Two out of Three Aint Bad.
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I thought the idea was the dude going with brienne was the third?

 
culdeus said:
Greg Russell said:
Melisandre fried the 3 leeches with the kings blood in them, and Robb died and Joffrey died.

Another king needs to kick off soon or they are going to have to show Melisandre serenading Stannis with a rendition of Two out of Three Aint Bad.
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I thought the idea was the dude going with brienne was the third?
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Are you confusing Pod with Gendry? Gendry is Robert Baratheon's *******. Podrick was Tyrion's squire who's now on the road with Brienne.

 
culdeus said:
Greg Russell said:
Melisandre fried the 3 leeches with the kings blood in them, and Robb died and Joffrey died.

Another king needs to kick off soon or they are going to have to show Melisandre serenading Stannis with a rendition of Two out of Three Aint Bad.
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I thought the idea was the dude going with brienne was the third?
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Renly, the younger brother of Robert and Stannis, who Brienne had the hots for? His death was at Melisandre's hands, but it happened before the leeches were fried.

The only other people claiming to be king (or queen) right now that I can think of are Balon Greyjoy and Daenerys. The young Aryn boy has just been Lord of the Vale, not a King. The Riverlands never set anyone up as King. Neither has Tyrell as they were marrying themselves to Joffrey/Tommen.

That would leave Dorne. Oberyn is a prince but I believe that is because of relations to the Targaryens (his sister and her children were the royal family that were killed when Robert overthrew the Mad King), but I don't think they've referred to any Dornish king though he did refer to the head of his family not being able to come to Joffrey's wedding. The fact we've never seen him would make him a poor storytelling fit to be the third death even if he is a king.

Edit to add: See subsequent post, the kings to die were named during the leech burning.

 
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timschochet said:
So here is my order of preference:

1. Anything happening in King's Landing

2. The Eyrie (so long as Sansa and Littlefinger are there.)

3. Daneyris

4. Jon Snow and the Night's Watch

5. Brienne

6. Bran

7. Stannis and the witchy woman

8. Anything to do with Theon

Anyone disagree with this order?
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I like Stannis' right hand man. I would also move witchy woman up the list during scenes where she is naked.

Tough call on Brienne. She's a totally boring character but because she's innocuous and not annoying I guess you have to put her above Bran.

 
Actually, I just double checked an episode summary.... Stannis named aloud the three kings to die when the leeches were thrown in. Robb, Joffrey, and Balon Greyjoy.

 
Where the hell is Gendry, anyway? Last I recall was him getting in a rowboat and escaping the red whore. We haven't seen him since, have we?

 
G5781 said:
jdoggydogg said:
Anyone else think it's fairly obvious which two men will be fighting in Tyrion's trial by combat?
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I dont think so but there are so few options that you can narrow it down to 5 likely candidates: any combination of Jamie, Bronn, Meryn Trant (annoying kings guard guy who testified at the trial) plus the assumed pairing of the Mountain and Oberyn as someone mentioned earlier.

Jamie's involvement is better for the story and would make sense given the in-season build up with his training with Bronn. I would probably eliminate Bronn since he's already fought for Tyrion and would give it a been there done that feel. Meryn Trant is a darkhorse since he clearly hates Tyrion and is a member of the Kings Guard so he definitely has the credentials. Picking him would likely lessen the drama since hes a character that hasnt had much air time and would likely lose.

Oberyn and the Mountain confrontation has been looming so that would be a way to tie that in neatly. Would Tywin nominate the Mountain knowing that Oberyn is an accomplished fighter with extreme vengeance on his mind and would likely fight for Tyrion? Unless the Mountain is considered truly unbeatable and doesnt really matter who you put up there.
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Jamie's been sparring with Bronn for much of this season. I think those two are the favorites.

 
G5781 said:
jdoggydogg said:
Anyone else think it's fairly obvious which two men will be fighting in Tyrion's trial by combat?
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I dont think so but there are so few options that you can narrow it down to 5 likely candidates: any combination of Jamie, Bronn, Meryn Trant (annoying kings guard guy who testified at the trial) plus the assumed pairing of the Mountain and Oberyn as someone mentioned earlier.

Jamie's involvement is better for the story and would make sense given the in-season build up with his training with Bronn. I would probably eliminate Bronn since he's already fought for Tyrion and would give it a been there done that feel. Meryn Trant is a darkhorse since he clearly hates Tyrion and is a member of the Kings Guard so he definitely has the credentials. Picking him would likely lessen the drama since hes a character that hasnt had much air time and would likely lose.

Oberyn and the Mountain confrontation has been looming so that would be a way to tie that in neatly. Would Tywin nominate the Mountain knowing that Oberyn is an accomplished fighter with extreme vengeance on his mind and would likely fight for Tyrion? Unless the Mountain is considered truly unbeatable and doesnt really matter who you put up there.
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i've been re-thinking the idea the of Mountain and the prince. I imagine what Tywin wants out of this is Jamie to move to that land and have kids. If Tyrion's champ loses he will get executed and maybe Jamie is less likely to do that. So maybe Tywin picks that Merys guy hoping Tyrion wins and Jamie will move to that palace all while everybody else can save face

 
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Serious question- why can't Tyrion fight his own fight? Just because he's small? If so, that's heightism. Not cool. Dude calls trial by combat, he should have to fight someone.

 
Think Tywin's had this planned all along. He knew Tyrion was gonna play the combat card and he doesnt want Tyrion dead. By nominating the mountain, he knows oberyn will step up. win-win all around.

 
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So what does everyone think the deal is with Shae? Did they get something on her or is she just being spiteful because Tyrion kicked her out? Seems like a big step to go from angry-ex to "I'm going to make sure you get KILLED".

Also, how could she be so dense that she couldn't figure out that Tyrion was breaking up with her to protect her? Hasn't she ever seen the second Twilight movie??

 
FreeBaGeL said:
So what does everyone think the deal is with Shae? Did they get something on her or is she just being spiteful because Tyrion kicked her out? Seems like a big step to go from angry-ex to "I'm going to make sure you get KILLED".

Also, how could she be so dense that she couldn't figure out that Tyrion was breaking up with her to protect her? Hasn't she ever seen the second Twilight movie??
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Twilight, dude? WTF?

That's a Harry and the Hendersons move.

 
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