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Game of Thrones, tv only, books don't exist, no backstory...NERDS already ruining a series that hasn't started (10 Viewers)

timschochet said:
Wyld Stallyns said:
Serious question- why can't Tyrion fight his own fight? Just because he's small? If so, that's heightism. Not cool. Dude calls trial by combat, he should have to fight someone.
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Maybe one of those dwarfs from the wedding is still around?
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haha I was thinking the same thing. Have Tywin get one of the dwarves from the wedding to be prosecution chamption and Tyrion stand for himself.

 
Wyld Stallyns said:
Interesting read. Puts an interesting spin on Tyrion: http://io9.com/tyrion-is-among-the-least-skilled-players-of-the-game-o-1574975115
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The article brings up the message Tywin is sending to someone near Dany. It has to be about Ser Jorah, right? Play on her sense of security and make her question who she can trust. She's already told Ser Jorah he is her most trusted advisor and friend. Finding out he was once a spy would be a serious blow. Ser Jorah is a character I like a lot so I hope this is not the case.

 
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By way of making up for my earlier ruckus, I give you one of the greatest GOT articles, evah -

Why Game of Thrones Loves Porn Stars, by Aurora Snow. Yes, it's SFW.

So why are porn stars such a perfect fit for the Seven Kingdoms? As a former adult actress myself I have a few theories.

1. A porn star is always willing to take off her clothes and there will never be a nudity clause in her contract.

2. They’ve put in their 10,000 hours and know how to fake passionate sex with the best of ‘em.

3. It’s sad but true: porn stars work cheap! Since nude is their norm, they won't ask to be paid extra to be naked.

4. In a way that mainstream actresses sometimes fail to capture, porn stars always look very comfortable sitting around nude for the duration of a scene.

5. With all of that skin-on-skin action, things, well, pop up. Porn stars aren’t squeamish about their fellow actors getting aroused. They tend to be very understanding.
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One gem I learned: Sibel Kekilli , the actress who plays Shae, is an ex-porn star. Some of you probably already knew that, but it's news to me. We need to get RaiderNation in here to find some of her former work, stat.

Also, that large breasted wife of Craster that got raped by a crow mutineer? Porn star.

She had this to say about the scene -

"They asked three, four, five times if I was certain I was okay with this at every stage, they were so good about it without even knowing [i was a sexual assault victim]. They did the same thing for the male performer in the scene, clearly they wanted everyone to be comfortable. Which was really reassuring to me."
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Yeah how do you not use Carcetti.....

Grand Mister Pycell was the one that surprised me the most. Didn't know he was in Star Wars. Khal Drogo also surprised me a bit.

 
Pretty obvious Oberyn would be tyrion's champ. I was holding out hope we'd see it this week but knew it wouldn't happen.

Obvious that someone was going through the moon door but I figured it could be any of the 3. Good thing we got the best possible outcome.

2 week break is a bummer.

 
Cersei's a pecker-pincher. Not surprising. Could make a baby cry by pinching anywhere on its body, but that wench goes straight for the pecker. She's now #1 on my 'characters I want to die' list. Pure pecker-pinching evil.

Have we seen her bewbs yet? I forget...

 
The off screen Khaleesi sex scene was particularly disappointing. Once you get an Emmy nom and top a few most desirable lists you don't get naked? Not cool.

 
So what happens next at the Eyrie? I have to think that Little Finger finds some way to dispose of crazy little Robyn and becomes Lord of the Vale. But assuming Oberyn kills the mountain, he can't marry Sansa. (boy was that a creepy kiss)

I just don't see any way that Tyrion dies.

That dude who is running the Night's Watch (Thorne?) couldn't be any more stupid and dooshy if he tried.

 
One major downside from the likely death of The Mountain is that its kind of anti-climatic for the Hound. He's one of the most interesting characters and now his major conflict (his hatred of his brother) is going to end with someone just casually telling him "Oh, by the way, Prince Oberyn killed your brother 3 weeks ago" .

 
TLEF316 said:
One major downside from the likely death of The Mountain is that its kind of anti-climatic for the Hound. He's one of the most interesting characters and now his major conflict (his hatred of his brother) is going to end with someone just casually telling him "Oh, by the way, Prince Oberyn killed your brother 3 weeks ago" .
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Assuming the Mountain loses. I'm not sure why that is more likely than him killing Oberyn.

 
TLEF316 said:
That dude who is running the Night's Watch (Thorne?) couldn't be any more stupid and dooshy if he tried.
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Jon is playing him all wrong. If Jon was smart he would realize that Thorne will do the exact opposite of what he says.... so, he needed to say something like "Whatever we do, we CAN NOT loan up the tunnel with rocks and water and freeze it over. It would be a bad idea" and then Thorne will say "That is what we are going to do!"

 
Chadstroma said:
TLEF316 said:
That dude who is running the Night's Watch (Thorne?) couldn't be any more stupid and dooshy if he tried.
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Jon is playing him all wrong. If Jon was smart he would realize that Thorne will do the exact opposite of what he says.... so, he needed to say something like "Whatever we do, we CAN NOT loan up the tunnel with rocks and water and freeze it over. It would be a bad idea" and then Thorne will say "That is what we are going to do!"
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Always worked for Bugs Bunny.

 
They should have used Dinklage in Elf running on the table towards Ferrell."Call me elf one more time!!!"

 
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