Game of Thrones, tv only, books don't exist, no backstory...NERDS already ruining a series that hasn't started (6 Viewers)

[TLEF316]

I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

I'm a Margaery fan but Tommen is like 12. That's a little weird.

a little Woody Allenish from Timmy.

Not the first time.

 

[culdeus]

I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

I'm a Margaery fan but Tommen is like 12. That's a little weird.

a little Woody Allenish from Timmy.

Not the first time.

The actor they have now is 16 IRL.

 

[Slider6]

I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.

Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.

not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate

Didn't look like he was wearing any sort of armor, certainly nothing like the Hound was wearing when she tried to stab him.

im not even talking about armor. i don't think that thing goes through your breast bone.

I agree but you don't have to go through the breast plate to get to the heart, just under the sternum through the diaphragm would do nicely, which is what it looked like she did last night.Sure it was expedited for time but I have no problem with how she killed that guy.

I don't care either but if she wants to be a fighter she better get a real sword, somebodys gonna snap that thing in half.

It's Valyrian steel, people! It's the most bestest steel in the history of weaponry!

No, it's not.

 

[bigbottom]

I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.

Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.

not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate

Didn't look like he was wearing any sort of armor, certainly nothing like the Hound was wearing when she tried to stab him.

im not even talking about armor. i don't think that thing goes through your breast bone.

I agree but you don't have to go through the breast plate to get to the heart, just under the sternum through the diaphragm would do nicely, which is what it looked like she did last night.Sure it was expedited for time but I have no problem with how she killed that guy.

I don't care either but if she wants to be a fighter she better get a real sword, somebodys gonna snap that thing in half.

It's Valyrian steel, people! It's the most bestest steel in the history of weaponry!

No, it's not.

Well, it's really, really pointy!

 

[cstu]

I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.

Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.

not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate

I'm going to give that scene a pass as the show has dragons in it.

 

[CBusAlex]

I'm going to give that scene a pass as the show has dragons in it.

And banks!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

He's like 12 years old you sick son of a bitch.

 

[dparker713]

I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

He's like 12 years old you sick son of a bitch.

Actually, the actor is 16.

 

[Donsmith753]

I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

He's like 12 years old you sick son of a bitch.

Actually, the actor is 16.

And he's got the body of a 20 year old...

 

[timschochet]

#### all of you guys. You know I don't care about Tommen. He could be asleep or out of the room for all I care. Let Margaery have some dalliance with a kings guard then. I need some Margaery!

 

[Frostillicus]

#### all of you guys. You know I don't care about Tommen. He could be asleep or out of the room for all I care. Let Margaery have some dalliance with a kings guard then. I need some Margaery!

Don't attack us because you're a monster.

 

[Gr00vus]

#### all of you guys. You know I don't care about Tommen. He could be asleep or out of the room for all I care. Let Margaery have some dalliance with a kings guard then. I need some Margaery!

Don't attack us because you're a monster.

He's been on trial for being Tim his entire life!

 

[Evilgrin 72]

#### all of you guys. You know I don't care about Tommen. He could be asleep or out of the room for all I care. Let Margaery have some dalliance with a kings guard then. I need some Margaery!

I know you weren't longing for a camera pan across Tommen's royal schvantz, but don't pretend you weren't imagining a 12 year old Timmy lying in that bed when she rolled in. A dalliance with a King's guard isn't going to make blood rush to your penis as fast.

 

[KarmaPolice]

#### all of you guys. You know I don't care about Tommen. He could be asleep or out of the room for all I care. Let Margaery have some dalliance with a kings guard then. I need some Margaery!

Don't attack us because you're a monster.

He's been on trial for being Tim his entire life!

tim calls for a trial by combat! who will be his champion?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"Who's up for some kiddie porn?"

 

[Good Posting Judge]

#### all of you guys. You know I don't care about Tommen. He could be asleep or out of the room for all I care. Let Margaery have some dalliance with a kings guard then. I need some Margaery!

Don't attack us because you're a monster.

He's been on trial for being Tim his entire life!

tim calls for a trial by combat! who will be his champion?

Allen Ginsberg?

 

[identikit]

#### all of you guys. You know I don't care about Tommen. He could be asleep or out of the room for all I care. Let Margaery have some dalliance with a kings guard then. I need some Margaery!

Don't attack us because you're a monster.

He's been on trial for being Tim his entire life!

tim calls for a trial by combat! who will be his champion?

:crickets:

 

[Josie Maran]

"Who's up for some kiddie porn?"

This feels like a trap.

 

[skol asylum]

http://www.valyriansteel.com/shop/A-Song-of-Ice-and-Fire/Needle-Sword-of-Arya-Stark/prod_3.html

 

[bostonfred]

That's legitimately the most ####ed up thing ive ever seen posted here. Homer posts about young girls all the time but everyone knows that's shtick. If he ever started to deny it like tim just did, it would probably rival tim wanting the 12 year old boy to have a sex scene. But homer didn't just get done defending a pedophile filmmaker. I feel icky just reading this thread now.

 

[Ilov80s]

#### all of you guys. You know I don't care about Tommen. He could be asleep or out of the room for all I care. Let Margaery have some dalliance with a kings guard then. I need some Margaery!

Don't attack us because you're a monster.

He's been on trial for being Tim his entire life!

tim calls for a trial by combat! who will be his champion?

Tim can champion himself. We saw this 3 weeks ago. Tim slaughtered "he that we shall not name."

 

[Thunderlips]

Steady there laddies, lets not muddy this pool up too much.

 

[sports_fan]

Is there anything about the show in here?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

That's legitimately the most ####ed up thing ive ever seen posted here. Homer posts about young girls all the time but everyone knows that's shtick. If he ever started to deny it like tim just did, it would probably rival tim wanting the 12 year old boy to have a sex scene. But homer didn't just get done defending a pedophile filmmaker. I feel icky just reading this thread now.

I'm just pissed they didn't show an extended flashback of Cersei pinching Tyrion's winkie.

 

[Gr00vus]

Is there anything about the show in here?

I'm pretty sure Kaleesi and that Danario Motiejunas guy had teh sex.

 

[bostonfred]

That's legitimately the most ####ed up thing ive ever seen posted here. Homer posts about young girls all the time but everyone knows that's shtick. If he ever started to deny it like tim just did, it would probably rival tim wanting the 12 year old boy to have a sex scene. But homer didn't just get done defending a pedophile filmmaker. I feel icky just reading this thread now.

I'm just pissed they didn't show an extended flashback of Cersei pinching Tyrion's winkie.

Let's check the creepometer. That's a seven. Tim just had a ten.

 

[Josie Maran]

That's legitimately the most ####ed up thing ive ever seen posted here. Homer posts about young girls all the time but everyone knows that's shtick. If he ever started to deny it like tim just did, it would probably rival tim wanting the 12 year old boy to have a sex scene. But homer didn't just get done defending a pedophile filmmaker. I feel icky just reading this thread now.

You can count on me to never defend pedophile filmmakers.

 

[Josie Maran]

That's legitimately the most ####ed up thing ive ever seen posted here. Homer posts about young girls all the time but everyone knows that's shtick. If he ever started to deny it like tim just did, it would probably rival tim wanting the 12 year old boy to have a sex scene. But homer didn't just get done defending a pedophile filmmaker. I feel icky just reading this thread now.

I'm just pissed they didn't show an extended flashback of Cersei pinching Tyrion's winkie.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

That's legitimately the most ####ed up thing ive ever seen posted here. Homer posts about young girls all the time but everyone knows that's shtick. If he ever started to deny it like tim just did, it would probably rival tim wanting the 12 year old boy to have a sex scene. But homer didn't just get done defending a pedophile filmmaker. I feel icky just reading this thread now.

I'm just pissed they didn't show an extended flashback of Cersei pinching Tyrion's winkie.

Let's check the creepometer. That's a seven. Tim just had a ten.

Damn it. I have to think of something re: Arya and the Hound.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Is there anything about the show in here?

I'm pretty sure Kaleesi and that Danario Motiejunas guy had teh sex.

$10 says Jorah watched and whacked off. Then, in a passive-aggressive act of defiance, summoned a slave to bring him a medieval Kleenex to mop up.

 

[Zaxxon]

"Who's up for some kiddie porn?"

 

[sports_fan]

I'm two episodes behind but you guys don't seem to be talking about anything so I guess I'm good. This must be the jerk off thread.

 

[fruity pebbles]

Why is Sansa such a wimp, you'd think she'd toughen up by now. She was gonna let that old bag toss her down the moon shoot.

 

[KarmaPolice]

#### all of you guys. You know I don't care about Tommen. He could be asleep or out of the room for all I care. Let Margaery have some dalliance with a kings guard then. I need some Margaery!

your penis

it's name is Ser Pounce now

 

[Ilov80s]

Why is Sansa such a wimp, you'd think she'd toughen up by now. She was gonna let that old bag toss her down the moon shoot.

She will take one down the old moon shoot before much longer.

 

[Psychopav]

Leave it to GRRM to make everyone forget all about the incest rape crypt scene in less than a month.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

Link

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

Link

 

[identikit]

I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

Link

 

[Christo]

I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

Link

 

[FattyVM]

http://www.valyriansteel.com/shop/A-Song-of-Ice-and-Fire/Needle-Sword-of-Arya-Stark/prod_3.html

It's not. That's the name of the company that makes the repro. swords from the books.

Edit: I should also add show, but the company existed before the show aired, and even had to remake a few of their offerings to match the show after it aired.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

I hate you all.

What do you get when you cross attempts of every genre of schtick ever thought of and the saddest, cry for help, please punch me in the face ubernerdnom?

This.

Whoever has the keys to Stubs, please start a thread I can read and not want to murder everyone in it with a samurai sword.

#### you. #### You. You're cool. #### you. And I'm out.

 

[The Gator]

What do you get when you cross attempts

David Moyes?

 

[Josie Maran]

I hate you all.

What do you get when you cross attempts of every genre of schtick ever thought of and the saddest, cry for help, please punch me in the face ubernerdnom?

This.

Whoever has the keys to Stubs, please start a thread I can read and not want to murder everyone in it with a samurai sword.

#### you. #### You. You're cool. #### you. And I'm out.

I'm the cool one, yeah?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What do you get when you cross attempts

David Moyes?

 

[cstu]

That's legitimately the most ####ed up thing ive ever seen posted here. Homer posts about young girls all the time but everyone knows that's shtick. If he ever started to deny it like tim just did, it would probably rival tim wanting the 12 year old boy to have a sex scene. But homer didn't just get done defending a pedophile filmmaker. I feel icky just reading this thread now.

Whatever, this is the same forum that cheers when a 12 year old bangs his teacher.

 

[dickey moe]

Damn, Witch Fire Crotch has some tiny nips.

 

[jplvr]

That's legitimately the most ####ed up thing ive ever seen posted here. Homer posts about young girls all the time but everyone knows that's shtick. If he ever started to deny it like tim just did, it would probably rival tim wanting the 12 year old boy to have a sex scene. But homer didn't just get done defending a pedophile filmmaker. I feel icky just reading this thread now.

Whatever, this is the same forum that cheers when a 12 year old bangs his teacher.

If there is a place on the Internet which doesn't, you won't find me there.

 

[Chaka]

That's legitimately the most ####ed up thing ive ever seen posted here. Homer posts about young girls all the time but everyone knows that's shtick. If he ever started to deny it like tim just did, it would probably rival tim wanting the 12 year old boy to have a sex scene. But homer didn't just get done defending a pedophile filmmaker. I feel icky just reading this thread now.

Whatever, this is the same forum that cheers when a 12 year old bangs his teacher.

 

[bostonfred]

When a female teacher has sex with a student, this forum asks for pics of the teacher. That's not quite the same as looking for video of the sex.