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Game of Thrones, tv only, books don't exist, no backstory...NERDS already ruining a series that hasn't started (5 Viewers)

One major downside from the likely death of The Mountain is that its kind of anti-climatic for the Hound. He's one of the most interesting characters and now his major conflict (his hatred of his brother) is going to end with someone just casually telling him "Oh, by the way, Prince Oberyn killed your brother 3 weeks ago" .
Assuming the Mountain loses. I'm not sure why that is more likely than him killing Oberyn.
I just don't think tyrion goes out like that

 
One major downside from the likely death of The Mountain is that its kind of anti-climatic for the Hound. He's one of the most interesting characters and now his major conflict (his hatred of his brother) is going to end with someone just casually telling him "Oh, by the way, Prince Oberyn killed your brother 3 weeks ago" .
Assuming the Mountain loses. I'm not sure why that is more likely than him killing Oberyn.
I just don't think tyrion goes out like that
i think its silly to assume anything
 
One major downside from the likely death of The Mountain is that its kind of anti-climatic for the Hound. He's one of the most interesting characters and now his major conflict (his hatred of his brother) is going to end with someone just casually telling him "Oh, by the way, Prince Oberyn killed your brother 3 weeks ago" .
Assuming the Mountain loses. I'm not sure why that is more likely than him killing Oberyn.
I just don't think tyrion goes out like that
i think its silly to assume anything
On this show, I suppose that's true. I just don't see how Tyrion and Oberyn dying advances the story at all. I guess you could make the argument that it COULD cause Dorne to rise up against the crown, but that's a little bit of a stretch when you consider that A) they're already independent, B) Oberyn volunteered and C) there are 3 other threats to the realm (Dany, White Walkers, Stanis/Iron Bank) that are much more interesting.

The mountain is a disposable character with 10 minutes of screen time in 4 years and Tyrion is Tyrion. I just don't think it goes down that way. I'd say its 95% that Oberyn wins.

 
In the world of Westeros this whole trila by battle event has huge implications.

Stannis just made the argument that the Iron Bank needs to back him because the Lannisters have no real viable long term heir at the moment.

Tywin has bet that Jaime will be a legit father in order to save Tyrion but Tyrion has bollocksed the whole thing by calling for trial by combat.

If Oberyn wins then the Mountain is dead, the Lannisters lose their mega enforcer, Tyrion is free and on the prowl for the crown hugely in debt to Oberyn and Dorne and they want their revenge on more to be named, Tywin looks weak, and Jaime stays as King's Guard because the deal for him to leave is off.

If Oberyn loses, then Dorne is extra angry because they just lost their prince in a bogus show trial, their family is unavenged once already and now has a second score to settle, Tyrion's gone and Jaime stays as King' Guard.

Somehow Tywin needed to come out of this with new, real heirs and less discord in the kingdom and no matter what that can't happen now.

 
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One major downside from the likely death of The Mountain is that its kind of anti-climatic for the Hound. He's one of the most interesting characters and now his major conflict (his hatred of his brother) is going to end with someone just casually telling him "Oh, by the way, Prince Oberyn killed your brother 3 weeks ago" .
Assuming the Mountain loses. I'm not sure why that is more likely than him killing Oberyn.
I just don't think tyrion goes out like that
I don't see why the results of that combat necessarily have to determine Tyrion's fate, anyway. Letter of the law and all that, but since when have Lannisters been held to that? Lots of ways that could play out, from an escape of some kind, to Tywin stepping in, to God knows what else.

I'd also suggest that the Hound's character arc really has no need for his brother, as the major conflicts he has to resolve are about fear, trust, and loyalty, more than proving he can kick ###. :shrug:

 
3 appearances by the Mountain, 3 different actors
Yea- you would think that this would be a gig a guy would want to hold on to if you are a no-name actor. Why the heck do they keep cycling through on this character?
They should have just given him some kind of distinctive helmet, and had him wear it all the time. That way you could switch out the actor underneath and no one would be the wiser.

Or a nametag. "Hello, my name is... THE MOUNTAIN THAT RIDES"

 
One major downside from the likely death of The Mountain is that its kind of anti-climatic for the Hound. He's one of the most interesting characters and now his major conflict (his hatred of his brother) is going to end with someone just casually telling him "Oh, by the way, Prince Oberyn killed your brother 3 weeks ago" .
It's GRRM Weiss and Benioff so I wouldn't assume anything. Oberyn has quickly become a top 3 character for me and his presence makes the show so much more interesting, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Mountain kills him.

 
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Anyone concerned that Arya is becoming a little psychopath?
At least she's got the qualities of a little psychopath. She'll never make it as a nurse. Hey Hound. Let me at least clean that wound out with water and sew it up. One little splash of water on the wound (water only makes its way onto 1/4 of the wound) and starts sewing.

 
In the world of Westeros this whole trila by battle event has huge implications.

Stannis just made the argument that the Iron Bank needs to back him because the Lannisters have no real viable long term heir at the moment.

Tywin has bet that Jaime will be a legit father in order to save Tyrion but Tyrion has bollocksed the whole thing by calling for trial by combat.

If Oberyn wins then the Mountain is dead, the Lannisters lose their mega enforcer, Tyrion is free and on the prowl for the crown hugely in debt to Oberyn and Dorne and they want their revenge on more to be named, Tywin looks weak, and Jaime stays as King's Guard because the deal for him to leave is off.

If Oberyn loses, then Dorne is extra angry because they just lost their prince in a bogus show trial, their family is unavenged once already and now has a second score to settle, Tyrion's gone and Jaime stays as King' Guard.

Somehow Tywin needed to come out of this with new, real heirs and less discord in the kingdom and no matter what that can't happen now.
Not really. The argument was that Tywin was the only real power for the King at the moment and that he was old. When he died there would be a power vacuum because Tommen was too young. Lannister heirs had nothing to do with that conversation.

 
Anyone concerned that Arya is becoming a little psychopath?
At least she's got the qualities of a little psychopath. She'll never make it as a nurse. Hey Hound. Let me at least clean that wound out with water and sew it up. One little splash of water on the wound (water only makes its way onto 1/4 of the wound) and starts sewing.
Isn't that what killed Carl Drogo?
Yes. I believe he died of an inflection.

 
I was impressed with how she killed with one strke.
That dude has to be the worst fighter in all the seven kingdoms. How are you going to just stand there and let a little girl stab you in the heart?
I love how they somehow sneak up on the Hound, and their entire strategy for bringing him in is for one guy to jump on his back and bite him, while the other sits idly by and watches.

 
I was impressed with how she killed with one strke.
That dude has to be the worst fighter in all the seven kingdoms. How are you going to just stand there and let a little girl stab you in the heart?
I love how they somehow sneak up on the Hound, and their entire strategy for bringing him in is for one guy to jump on his back and bite him, while the other sits idly by and watches.
Yeah, so much for watching "The Walking Dead" for combat tips.

 
I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".

 
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I'd like to see more of Maegery this season. I like looking at Maegery. I wouldn't mind her sneaking in to Tommens room again and giving him an "education".
I'm a Margaery fan but Tommen is like 12. That's a little weird.

 
I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.

 
so in this world with the trial by combat, great fighters are essentially above the law. who is going to bring guys like the mountain, oberyn, jamie (pre-loss of hand), etc to trial? they would just walk in and yell "trial by combat" and be done with it.

on that note why would any of these proceedings not end in trial by combat? I guess most would be lesser lords that don't have access to a good champion? I could see if the choice was to take the black, but if it was death I would think people would want to fight on the off chance they win.

 
I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.
Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.

 
so in this world with the trial by combat, great fighters are essentially above the law. who is going to bring guys like the mountain, oberyn, jamie (pre-loss of hand), etc to trial? they would just walk in and yell "trial by combat" and be done with it.

on that note why would any of these proceedings not end in trial by combat? I guess most would be lesser lords that don't have access to a good champion? I could see if the choice was to take the black, but if it was death I would think people would want to fight on the off chance they win.
Yeah, this is not the best legal system.

To the latter point, I guess you have to decide trial by combat before the verdict, so you're weighing the off-chance that you could win the fight vs. the off-chance that you're not going to be found guilty and sentenced to death.

The the former point, yea, seems like training to fight your whole life is the way to go in this world. Maybe that's why The Mountain has apparently raped and murdered half of the people in Westeros but is still walking around free.

 
I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.
Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.
not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate
Didn't look like he was wearing any sort of armor, certainly nothing like the Hound was wearing when she tried to stab him.

 
I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.
Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.
not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate
this is more my point.

against anybody with any layers on, let alone light armor and that thing is seemingly useless.

 
I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.
Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.
not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate
Didn't look like he was wearing any sort of armor, certainly nothing like the Hound was wearing when she tried to stab him.
im not even talking about armor. i don't think that thing goes through your sternum, talking about bone 1/2-3/4 inch thick.

 
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I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.
Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.
not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate
Didn't look like he was wearing any sort of armor, certainly nothing like the Hound was wearing when she tried to stab him.
im not even talking about armor. i don't think that thing goes through your breast bone.
I agree but you don't have to go through the breast plate to get to the heart, just under the sternum through the diaphragm would do nicely, which is what it looked like she did last night.

Sure it was expedited for time but I have no problem with how she killed that guy.

 
I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.
Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.
not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate
Didn't look like he was wearing any sort of armor, certainly nothing like the Hound was wearing when she tried to stab him.
im not even talking about armor. i don't think that thing goes through your breast bone.
I agree but you don't have to go through the breast plate to get to the heart, just under the sternum through the diaphragm would do nicely, which is what it looked like she did last night.

Sure it was expedited for time but I have no problem with how she killed that guy.
I don't care either but if she wants to be a fighter she better get a real sword, somebodys gonna snap that thing in half.

 
I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.
Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.
not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate
Didn't look like he was wearing any sort of armor, certainly nothing like the Hound was wearing when she tried to stab him.
im not even talking about armor. i don't think that thing goes through your sternum, talking about bone 1/2-3/4 inch thick.
Tell that to Steve Irwin.

 
I love ayra's badassery, but I think they made needle a bit small - that thing is a joke. I know it is supposed to be small but I laughed last night when she supposedly killed a guy instantly with it.
Stabbing a guy in the heart with pretty much anything would kinda do that.
not sure that little thing would go through the breast plate
Didn't look like he was wearing any sort of armor, certainly nothing like the Hound was wearing when she tried to stab him.
im not even talking about armor. i don't think that thing goes through your breast bone.
I agree but you don't have to go through the breast plate to get to the heart, just under the sternum through the diaphragm would do nicely, which is what it looked like she did last night.Sure it was expedited for time but I have no problem with how she killed that guy.
I don't care either but if she wants to be a fighter she better get a real sword, somebodys gonna snap that thing in half.
It's Valyrian steel, people! It's the most bestest steel in the history of weaponry!

 
so in this world with the trial by combat, great fighters are essentially above the law. who is going to bring guys like the mountain, oberyn, jamie (pre-loss of hand), etc to trial? they would just walk in and yell "trial by combat" and be done with it.

on that note why would any of these proceedings not end in trial by combat? I guess most would be lesser lords that don't have access to a good champion? I could see if the choice was to take the black, but if it was death I would think people would want to fight on the off chance they win.
Yeah, this is not the best legal system.

To the latter point, I guess you have to decide trial by combat before the verdict, so you're weighing the off-chance that you could win the fight vs. the off-chance that you're not going to be found guilty and sentenced to death.

The the former point, yea, seems like training to fight your whole life is the way to go in this world. Maybe that's why The Mountain has apparently raped and murdered half of the people in Westeros but is still walking around free.
I highly doubt commoners have the same rights as noblemen.

 
By way of making up for my earlier ruckus, I give you one of the greatest GOT articles, evah -

Why Game of Thrones Loves Porn Stars, by Aurora Snow. Yes, it's SFW.

So why are porn stars such a perfect fit for the Seven Kingdoms? As a former adult actress myself I have a few theories.

1. A porn star is always willing to take off her clothes and there will never be a nudity clause in her contract.

2. They’ve put in their 10,000 hours and know how to fake passionate sex with the best of ‘em.

3. It’s sad but true: porn stars work cheap! Since nude is their norm, they won't ask to be paid extra to be naked.

4. In a way that mainstream actresses sometimes fail to capture, porn stars always look very comfortable sitting around nude for the duration of a scene.

5. With all of that skin-on-skin action, things, well, pop up. Porn stars aren’t squeamish about their fellow actors getting aroused. They tend to be very understanding.
One gem I learned: Sibel Kekilli , the actress who plays Shae, is an ex-porn star. Some of you probably already knew that, but it's news to me. We need to get RaiderNation in here to find some of her former work, stat.

Also, that large breasted wife of Craster that got raped by a crow mutineer? Porn star.

She had this to say about the scene -

"They asked three, four, five times if I was certain I was okay with this at every stage, they were so good about it without even knowing [i was a sexual assault victim]. They did the same thing for the male performer in the scene, clearly they wanted everyone to be comfortable. Which was really reassuring to me."
:goodposting:

Have to say I myself have noticed how nicely shaped these girls are and how "natural" they are in their little scenes.

Good work by the producers/casters and nice work if you can find it.

 
im not even talking about armor. i don't think that thing goes through your breast bone.
I agree but you don't have to go through the breast plate to get to the heart, just under the sternum through the diaphragm would do nicely, which is what it looked like she did last night.Sure it was expedited for time but I have no problem with how she killed that guy.
Yeah. Like, 30 seconds earlier the Hound had stabbed that other dude in the heart with a dagger (smaller than Arya's sword, btw) and explained to her how to do it.

 
im not even talking about armor. i don't think that thing goes through your breast bone.
I agree but you don't have to go through the breast plate to get to the heart, just under the sternum through the diaphragm would do nicely, which is what it looked like she did last night.Sure it was expedited for time but I have no problem with how she killed that guy.
Yeah. Like, 30 seconds earlier the Hound had stabbed that other dude in the heart with a dagger (smaller than Arya's sword, btw) and explained to her how to do it.
up close with a thick dagger and a dude that is strong as hell >>>>>>> a 13 year old girl with a fencing foil.

I am sure it has a bit of an edge to it, but she is really a one trick pony and has to "stab them with the pointy end" every time. I just keep waiting for her to kill somebody and get a decent weapon.

 

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