This is going to be hard to read without formatting available but the following are the point totals/winners to the SUPER-AWESOME-MEGA-CONTEST!!!111 questions, with the first number reflecting what the winner was at the time I posted, and the second the ultimate winner, except I didn’t calculate #1 or #2 at the time of posting so only have the final rankings.
In parens is the number of people who got it correct, out of 27 participants in the contest.
The “hardest” question was #2 regarding Led Zeppelin albums, which only four people guessed correctly, followed by #11 and #10 with only five and six votes, respectively. The “easiest” question was #10 about the baldies, where Phil Collins was correctly selected by 20 people. Overall, the “consensus” choices were correct only six of 15 times, which makes the winning score of 10 all the more impressive.
1. Sorry, Ringo:
Who will have the most cumulative points from Beatles songs primarily attributable to them: (a) George (246), (b) John (427.5), or (c) Paul (375.5)? For these purposes, we will omit the Abbey Road Medley and A Day in the Life. If you're unsure about other songs, please post them here for ***official*** attribution. John (9)
John: Across the Universe, And Your Bird Can Sing, Come Together, Day Tripper, A Hard Day’s Night, Help!, Hey Bulldog, I Feel Fine, If I Fell, In My Life, ½ I’ve Got A Feeling, Norwegian Wood, Nowhere Man, Rain, ½ She Loves You, Ticket To Ride, Tomorrow Never Knows
Paul: Blackbird, Eleanor Rigby, Get Back, Helter Skelter, Hey Jude, ½ I’ve Got A Feeling, Let It Be, ½ She Loves You, Two of Us, Yesterday
George: Here Comes the Sun, If I Needed Someone, Something, While My Guitar Gently Weeps
2. I Was Told There Would Be No Math:
Which of the following Led Zeppelin albums will score the most cumulative points: (a) Houses of the Holy (105); (b) Led Zeppelin (I) (91); (c) Led Zeppelin II (80); or (d) Led Zeppelin III (45)? Houses of the Holy (4)
3. If for Any Reason Their First Song Cannot Fulfill Its Duties:
Which of the following Rolling Stones songs will be their second-most popular: (a) Can't You Hear Me Knocking (50); (b) Dead Flowers (95); (c) Gimme Shelter (217); (d) Loving Cup (44); or (e) Paint It, Black (154)?
(Note, if none of these ends up second, then the correct answer will be which song ends up third, or if not third then fourth, etc.) Paint It, Black/Paint It, Black (8) Special shout-out to DrIanMalcolm for correctly stating that this was a trick question because “Gimme Shelter” was #1, though unfortunately he still didn’t get the #2 song right.
4. You Owe Me 21 Cents:
Which of the following female-dominated artists will score the highest (Binky: which man will score the lowest): (a) The Cranberries (170); (b) The Eurythmics (102); (c) PJ Harvey (121); (d) Dusty Springfield (119); or (e) Amy Winehouse (200)? Amy Winehouse/Amy Winehouse (14)
5. We Like You! We Really Really Like You!:
Which of the following artists will have the most unique songs selected (i.e., highest number of songs with at least one vote): (a) David Bowie (17); (b) Elton John (17); (c) Radiohead (12); (d) U2 (13); or (e) The Who (16)? Elton John/Elton John and David Bowie (18ish). Although I counted the Elton version of “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me” with George Michael separately in the song rankings, I didn’t make it so for these purposes, which resulted in a tie with Bowie. So in fairness, I counted his songs (17) the same as Bowie’s and gave them both credit for this “win,” which ultimately did not matter in terms of the contest winner.
Also I note that Elton had two (2) people make last-minute song switches that took two (2) of his unique songs out of the mix. Before that, he was killing the field.
6. Watch Your Head!:
Which headbanging artist will score the most cumulative points: (a) Black Sabbath (316); (b) Def Leppard (229); or (c) Iron Maiden (280)? Iron Maiden/Black Sabbath (19)
7. Where my Homies at?:
Which artist formerly of a well-known band will score the most points in his solo career: (a) Eric Clapton (66); (b) Peter Gabriel (251), (c) George Harrison (191); (d) Ozzy Osbourne (187); or (e) Rod Stewart (132)? Peter Gabriel/Peter Gabriel (15)
8. Quick pick - Peter Hook-off:
Which band will have a higher cumulative score: Joy Division (127) or New Order (124)? Joy Division/Joy Division (13)
9. Maybe They Could Lend Me a Hat:
Which follically-challenged artist will score the most points: (a) Phil Collins - including solo and Genesis work (85 plus >22 points from Genesis); (b) Sinead O’Connor (107); or (c) Judas Priest (86)? Judas Priest/Phil Collins (20)
10. We Smart and Fancy:
Which song with a literary reference will score the most points: (a) Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters (Elton John) (69); (b) Rime of the Ancient Mariner (Iron Maiden) (66); (c) Romeo and Juliet (Dire Straits) (43); or (d) Tales of Brave Ulysses (Cream) (62)? Rime of the Ancient Mariner/Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters (6)
11.
or It Didn’t Happen:
Which song will score the most points: (a) Every Picture Tells a Story (Rod Stewart) (77); (b) Photograph (Def Leppard) (60); (c) Photograph (Ringo Starr) (0); (d) Picture Book (The Kinks) (4); or (e) Pictures of You (The Cure) (69)? Every Picture Tells a Story/Every Picture Tells a Story (5)
12. Moon of My Life, My Sun and Stars:
Which will score the most cumulative points: (a) songs with the stand-alone word "moon" in the title (i.e., no "moondance," etc.); (b) songs with the stand-alone word "sun" in the title (i.e., no "sunshine," etc.) other than Here Comes the Sun; or (c) songs with the stand-alone word "star" in the title (i.e., no "starman," etc.)? Star/Sun (205) (due to a late push on The House of the Rising Sun) (10), Moon (143), Star (110)
13. No Gray/Grey Areas (with apologies to David Gray - eligible!):
Which will represent more total points: (a) the cumulative total of all songs and artists with "white" in their name, whether stand-alone word or a portion of the word; or (b) the cumulative total of the following four songs: Back to Black (Amy Winehouse), Black Dog (Led Zeppelin), Black Star (Radiohead), and Blackbird (The Beatles)? Black/Black 229-219 (12)
14. Hoping Not to Go Directly to Hell for This:
Which song will have the most total points: (a) Hallowed Be Thy Name (Iron Maiden) (71); (b) In God's Country (U2) (42); (c) Just Like Heaven (The Cure) (77); (d) My Sweet Lord (George Harrison) (16); or (e) Personal Jesus (Depeche Mode) (14)? Just Like Heaven/Just Like Heaven (8)
15. The Doctor Is In:
Which unfortunate mental condition will score the most points: (a) Crazy Train (Ozzy Osbourne) (91); (b) Hysteria (Def Leppard) (54); or (c) Paranoid (Black Sabbath) (34)? Crazy Train/Crazy Train (11)
TIEBREAKER:
Which artist and song will win the Ace Award, given to the artist who has the most points but only one song selected? If no one gets it right, we will go to the next eligible artist (i,e, only one song selected). If no one selects an artist that is eligible for the award (i.e., does not have exactly one song selected), then the winner is the person who selects the artist with most points and only two songs selected, then three songs, etc. Turned out to be unnecessary, but the “closest to the pin” award here goes to simey and AAABatteries for choosing “Tainted Love” by Soft Cell, which received 19 points.