Getting soft today........... (1 Viewer)

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What made you fall in love?

 

[johnnycakes]

Me love you long time.

 

[Christo]

Talk to your doctor about viagra or cialis.

 

[James Daulton]

bj's while driving.

 

[Da Guru]

When I called my wife for our first date and said you choose whatever you want to do and she picked a Detroit Tiger baseball game. Right then I thought this has potential. Then when we walked in and she bought the first rd of beers that sealed it.

 

[Papa Georgio]

I saw a woman who was bad for me in every way and I knew she would some day ruin my life...I had to have her.

 

[shady inc]

we were about to get in a big fight so i said "i love you" for the first time to prevent the fight. been saying it ever since

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

We were dating long distance. She picked me up from the airport and had a little gift bag for me as an early birthday present. Inside was a 2 of hearts and tickets to see the Roots. She said surprise, we are going to see the Roots in Atlantic City and we're leaving right now!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

 

[wikkidpissah]

Been in love several times over a long career and there's one constant - shaking my head. When i shake my head and smile watching a gal do summin, i'm 'bout to fall.

 

[McGarnicle]

Great bulbous breasts awesome personality

 

[Jack White]

I don't love you anymore.

 

[Dentist]

Dem #######

 

[peaces]

Have you considered a penis transplant?

 

[Angry Beavers]

One of our first dates she drove the golf cart, fed me beers and just hung out while I played 27 holes on a gorgeous late saturday afternoon and evening.

 

[gianmarco]

Dem #######

Poopers is filtered now?

 

[jamny]

We were good friends for about a year after coming off a 5 year relationship with someone else. Other friends kept telling me to ask her out and I told them if I did, I knew we would wind up getting married. I didn't want a serious relationship again so soon. But I did ask her out and we're married over 20 years now. Very happily.