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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

I know a 14 year old girl who will never ever eat another edible again after her first experience.  I can have her call you if you guys are fluent in Jack Russell Terrier.

 
General question here that I'm asking for, ummm, a friend:

How is it that the handful of politco trolls that frequent the FFA these days seem to have no issue whatsoever getting a dozen aliai activated almost instantly.  Yet my....friend....can't get a single "Posthumous Email Cat" account approved after, like, 7 days?

THIS ISN'T THE AMERICA MY FRIEND WANTS TO LIVE IN, DAMMIT!

 
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At some point my kids are going to try alcohol and drugs and I'd like to think I'll be prepared because I do keep both in the house and have indulged in almost everything there is since I was in my teens, but to be honest, I won't be and better figure it out soon because Kellen is 14.

I think I will try to be as honest as I can be and provide the warnings and cons to drug and alcohol use at an early age...Chances of addiction and the dangers of substance abuse, ruining your life or another's by not only substance abuse but the horrific possibilities of driving under the influence.  I have real life examples of both and a stupid ankle tat to remind me of the loss of a friend to drinking and driving in college.  There are other dangers too; lots of them, so deciding to drink or do drugs comes at a risk at any age; augmented of course when you choose to start early before your brain is fully developed.

But, there's a reason why we sell them, buy them and indulge in them.  Life's about balance.  Get your priorities right in life and then enjoy the fruits of your hard work.  I'd prefer that they wait to try drugs or alcohol, until they are in college or 18ish (I think 21 is dumb....Lower the drinking age; raise the driving age!) but I certainly did not and neither did my friends, many of them my good friends today (though my very oldest friend had to go to rehab and nearly destroyed his life).  

I am not going to be the parent that permits open use in my house.  Not until college.  I think I would be very upset if my kid was bold enough to use edibles in front of my face, in the presence of his younger siblings.  That would be a huge deal so curious how Tommy handles.  That's disrespectful. She not only thinks you won't know, but she seemingly doesn't care and that's a big problem.  Good luck.

 
5-ish Finkle said:
General question here that I'm asking for, ummm, a friend:

How is it that the handful of politco trolls that frequent the FFA these days seem to have no issue whatsoever getting a dozen aliai approved almost instantly.  Yet my....friend....can't get a single "Posthumous Email Cat" account activated after, like, 7 days?

THIS ISN'T THE AMERICA MY FRIEND WANTS TO LIVE IN, DAMMIT!
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It's because they have all been banned so many times that they formed an online support group and have shared the tricks to getting a new account fast tracked.  They use IP proxies or shells or whatever, don't use obvious alias names (like yours) and probably register them in giant batches so at least a few get through.  Then they dole them out anytime one of their Ilk gets popped.  They aren't clever; just desperate.

 
General Malaise said:
It's because they have all been banned so many times that they formed an online support group and have shared the tricks to getting a new account fast tracked.  They use IP proxies or shells or whatever, don't use obvious alias names (like yours) and probably register them in giant batches so at least a few get through.  Then they dole them out anytime one of their Ilk gets popped.  They aren't clever; just desperate.
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Wooooow.  Oooookay then.  So, they're 4Chan-ers?  That explains a lot, I suppose.   Regardless, they're stifling my creativity man!

Oh, well.  Everyone elses' loss, I guess. *flips bangs out of eyes and walks off*

 
5-ish Finkle said:
General question here that I'm asking for, ummm, a friend:

How is it that the handful of politco trolls that frequent the FFA these days seem to have no issue whatsoever getting a dozen aliai activated almost instantly.  Yet my....friend....can't get a single "Posthumous Email Cat" account approved after, like, 7 days?

THIS ISN'T THE AMERICA MY FRIEND WANTS TO LIVE IN, DAMMIT!
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@Sweatpants Boner Man

 
SaintsInDome2006 said:
GM. Much respect but please stop driving these idiotic responses in the actual thread? The MO is to kill the thread by turning it into a snipe contest. 
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I don't understand any of this but fine, I'll leave it be.  If you want to explain what you mean in terms I can understand, send me a PM.  

So now I'm forbidden to engage with Trump supporters in two threads.  They can insinuate that I'm a pedophile or thank me because of wusses like me they have more wives and daughters to stick their ##### into but I can't fight back?  Ok.....

 
5-ish Finkle said:
General question here that I'm asking for, ummm, a friend:

How is it that the handful of politco trolls that frequent the FFA these days seem to have no issue whatsoever getting a dozen aliai activated almost instantly.  Yet my....friend....can't get a single "Posthumous Email Cat" account approved after, like, 7 days?

THIS ISN'T THE AMERICA MY FRIEND WANTS TO LIVE IN, DAMMIT!
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Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: I got to ask you. If every time Snotboogie would grab the money and run away, why'd you even let him in the game? 

Snot Boogie's Friend: What? 

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play? 

Snot Boogie's Friend: Got to. It's America, man.

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Wooooow.  Oooookay then.  So, they're 4Chan-ers?  That explains a lot, I suppose.   Regardless, they're stifling my creativity man!

Oh, well.  Everyone elses' loss, I guess. *flips bangs out of eyes and walks off*
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you just have to use a different computer to get a new alias.   problem solved

 
cosjobs said:
krista4 said:
Wait, I got stuck here.  Did she actually want him to do this for some reason?  Were her sensibilities too delicate to hear a man peeing?  Was their weekend getaway to the 1800s?  If she did, then yikes.  I can understand not wanting him to poop with the door open, or fart directly on her or something like that, but I think a woman should be able to handle the sound of peeing.

"Savage" seems a bit more extreme than I personally would have used for having to do the cleanup (I'm assuming she had to clean it up because apparently he was gone somewhere?), but "mildly yucky yet pretty funny" would enter my mind.  Would have to see the pic (this is not a request for pics) to be sure.
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Somebody wants a pic
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Kinda.

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: I got to ask you. If every time Snotboogie would grab the money and run away, why'd you even let him in the game? 

Snot Boogie's Friend: What? 

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play? 

Snot Boogie's Friend: Got to. It's America, man.
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CHIPs?

 
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