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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (12 Viewers)

El Floppo said:
 the kids are happy, healthy and thriving, and aside from my aching back and lack of a career or funds, we're kinda happy I guess... so can't complain too much. ####.
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This part is a big deal though. And not easy. Youre doing at least something right to pull that off.  Focus on that part?

 
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Do I have this right? OrtontoOlson gets clipped, and in protest, he fires up another alias and runs it in Opposite Mode until it gets clipped too? I don't know. 

 
mr. furley said:
for a department team building event last year we played paper basketball. trash cans on the floor at various distances. 10, 15, 20 feet.. something like that. gotta throw wadded up paper in to the buckets for points.

much "fun" was had

this year, #$!$!@$ was in charge.  he went around the office banging on a garbage can and howling that it was time to play. 

this year, instead of putting the cans on the floor, he rigged a trash can to be strapped around his neck (like a beer vendor at the old ballpark) and had people throw the wadded up papers at him... while he "evaded" them. and HOWLED loud enough to be heard over my phone from..... 30?.... yards away

i'm talking ducking, dodging, hopping, jogging around, screaming, laughing.. turning red in the face.. sweating. the whole nine.

i've never felt more embarrassed for a grown man in my life
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just go with the flow, man

I may not have wanted to participate, but I'm always willing to put work on hold and be entertained

 
Which one was Tanner's opposite alias?

Today I was driving around town and saw a guy at an intersection that was walking two dogs. No biggie. Except he had a wolf tail. So I watched him trot these two dogs across the intersection as his "tail" was wagging back and forth. I'm guessing this is the same guy that's a brony and will go see the movie in full regalia

 
El Floppo said:
Just met up with good old friends from college who I haven't seen in a couple years. one of them moved away back to CA (he was a trust fund kid- became a self-published writer), the other lives 5 minutes away in soho and has had a career/life in bars and restaurants. went to his new pad with my 6yo after lunch... and it actually made me sad- in a self-loathing jealous way. the thing is huge- by any standards (close to 5k sf), but especially NYC standards, just remodeled immaculately. it's the kind of place that I do for my clients.

my daughter was hanging out in a play-room for his infant aged kids and commented after that his son's bedroom was a little small and full of stuff. told her that was the kid's playroom... and I could see the wheels going in her head. we live in a small loft-style-lite place with 2brs- we carved a space out in the living room for her, but no doors. this playroom was bigger than her brother's bedroom and I could tell it was difficult for her to process that people lived with extra rooms where they could just play. as we left, she said- "I wish I could live in that apartment" and then started talking about what she'd do with each room. it broke my heart. she doesn't even have a door to close when she wants privacy (which has always made me sad) and got me feeling dumpy about my current and foreseeable future situation doing what I do. 

but the kids are happy, healthy and thriving, and aside from my aching back and lack of a career or funds, we're kinda happy I guess... so can't complain too much. ####.
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Please dude. Don't sweat that kind of crap.

I live in possibly, the most keeping up with jonses place on earth, South Orange County. F that noise.

My daughter is currently giving me grief about how come we don't have a new car yet? (Mine took a dump 3 months ago)  So and so bought a new Mercedes  right away when their car died. Zip it kid. You're lucky I pay for the internet. The ultimate threat for an 11 year old, no wifi. 

She does have her own master suite with a walk in closet, but whatevs 

 
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DA RAIDERS said:
Please dude. Don't sweat that kind of crap.

I live in possibly, the most keeping up with jonses place on earth, South Orange County. F that noise.

My daughter is currently giving me grief about how come we don't have a new car yet? (Mine took a dump 3 months ago)  So and so bought a new Mercedes  right away when their car died. Zip it kid. You're lucky I pay for the internet. The ultimate threat for an 11 year old, no wifi. 

She does have her own master suite with a walk in closet, but whatevs 
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Oh. Right. I don't own a car either. Thanks! Feel great!

 
As I was telling my buddies camping last week, the worst thing you can do is compile debt just to keep up with the Joneses. Your literally an economic slave.

But if you want to live without debt the hardest part is living like a homeless person for 5-10 years. You basically have to live super cheap for a significant time to get rid of your debt. 

 
Chaos Commish said:
I'm homeless.
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Do you live under a bridge? 

90degs in NYC, at rock rock Rockaway beach with family and friends. Friend  just had one very generous boob pop out out of the bikini while we were in the water with the kids. I made a series of hand gestures and then finally just had to tell her when she thought the gestures were part of a story I was in the middle of telling. Of course since we were in the waves, she couldn't hear me, so I had to yell "YOUR BOOB POPPED OUT". 10yo floppinho liked that.

 
El Floppo said:
Do you live under a bridge? 

90degs in NYC, at rock rock Rockaway beach with family and friends. Friend  just had one very generous boob pop out out of the bikini while we were in the water with the kids. I made a series of hand gestures and then finally just had to tell her when she thought the gestures were part of a story I was in the middle of telling. Of course since we were in the waves, she couldn't hear me, so I had to yell "YOUR BOOB POPPED OUT". 10yo floppinho liked that.
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See, life's good.

 
El Floppo said:
huh... who's the tallest? 

every icelandic person I've met has been > 6', including the women. 

but obviously not bjork.
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Dutch...followed by Belgium, Estonia, Latvia, Denmark, Bosnia, Croatia, and Serbia.  They're all within 2cms of each other though.  

 
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