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Big scandal here at Frank Gifford Middle School.

Still not clear on the details but

  • One kid brought booze to school in a big Ocean Spray bottle.
  • Some other kid bought it from him...rumor was it was $50 :lmao:
  • Other rumor was that the booze was a concoction of Fireball and Tequila*
  • As of now there are at least two kids that will be gone for the rest of the year (3 weeks).
  • There are at least 3 other kids that are in the cross hairs including one turd farmer that I won't miss.
  • All those involved were narced out by this one goofy ******* that was denied access to said hooch.
*Pretty sure we can agree that this kid should be president of the GMTAN Junior Auxiliary.

 
So many questions, but first: do you really teach at Frank Gifford Middle School?

Better watch out for those punks from Chuck Bednarik MS.

 
kevzilla said:
So many questions, but first: do you really teach at Frank Gifford Middle School?

Better watch out for those punks from Chuck Bednarik MS.
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So what's the mascot for Gifford's school? The Saggy-Gunned Side Dishes? The Fightin' Alzheimerers?

Can only imagine what the mascot for "Y.A. Title Jr-Sr. High" would be.

 
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Officer Pete Malloy said:
Big scandal here at Frank Gifford Middle School.

Still not clear on the details but

  • One kid brought booze to school in a big Ocean Spray bottle.
  • Some other kid bought it from him...rumor was it was $50 :lmao:
  • Other rumor was that the booze was a concoction of Fireball and Tequila*
  • As of now there are at least two kids that will be gone for the rest of the year (3 weeks).
  • There are at least 3 other kids that are in the cross hairs including one turd farmer that I won't miss.
  • All those involved were narced out by this one goofy ******* that was denied access to said hooch.
*Pretty sure we can agree that this kid should be president of the GMTAN Junior Auxiliary.
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lol

 
would love to find the original for this if any of you internet people remember it or know how to find it.

I uploaded it ages ago from god knows where- this guy's friends would subtly photoshop (sometimes less subtly) him in different face book pictures and he became increasingly irate about it

 
My favorite story on the interspaces today.

I went to a house party once. People were all around the place. Living room, dining room, bedroom, just drinking and chatting. At some point, one guy started to hook up with a girl. They went to the bedroom to... well, to #### :)
When they got there, there were 2 guys and 1 girl. They realized the couple was going to use the bedroom, so they started to leave. One of the guys, though, turned off the lights while leaving. But he realized the bedroom got REALLY dark, so he closed the door and managed to stay inside, hidden.

The couple started to make out on the bed, taking their clothes off, and my friend was watching, hidden, jerking off. At some point, your eyes get used to the dark, right? The girl was on all fours, while the guy was banging from behind. Then, all of a sudden, she screams: "Oh my god! There's someone here!". My friend then started to apologize, putting his #### away, while turning on the lights. That's when the three of them saw it: ANOTHER ninja jerker managed to stay inside the bedroom, at the corner, masturbating.

They both apologized and left the room.
 
I find the whole like thing silly and occasionally use them...I note there's a red box that tells you the number of likes you have. If you click there, it disappears and the count starts over.

Lately, my red likes number has been going in reverse. Somebody must be going back and unliking my posts. That's good stuff. :lmao:

 
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