Nice find. Great vehicle.Escape hybrid. The polar opposite of your car, basically guarantees there's a child inside. Wasn't planning on getting one, but someone 5 minutes away sold one with 5 figure mileage for less than most of my bikes are worth, so I jumped on it.
Sounds like a very similar situation.krista4 said:I also bought a car today! Well, not today. Two weeks ago. But it was supposed to arrive today! But it didn't. ####.
You might not get an STD from the woman you erroneously think is super classy and attractive who lets you bang her in a bathroom stall in an hour.Fourteen-hour work day on NYE. Now I'm at the bar, four drinks and one hour in. What could possibly go right?
Nothing could possibly go wrong here IMOChick next to me is super hot and complaining that the drinks aren't strong enough. Feels like a trap.
Is that some kind of weird euphemism?She went to the restroom, then snuck out the side door.
Could you pretend it’s a euphemism for those of us who have been married for more than a couple decades?No, it's quite literal.
You could wake up handcuffed to the sink in an unfamiliar Motel 6 wearing nothing but a Mariachi jacket and a Daft Punk helmet.Fourteen-hour work day on NYE. Now I'm at the bar, four drinks and one hour in. What could possibly go right?
Wife or not, I'm confident you're getting more than I am.like, maybe some of us haven’t had sex this century without their wives in the room and maybe we want to pretend there’s new sex stuff. You could be cool about that. Just saying.
Did they all “sneak out the side door”? Wink wink?Also, the line at Whatabuger was too long, so I went to Jack in the Box for drunkfoodTM...where they were down to one employee, due to a mass walkout earlier in the evening.
Happy New Year, knobs.
text ing down?Why is it so hard to find cocaine in Vegas?
Sounds like my late 90s, but it was never a Daft Punk helmet.You could wake up handcuffed to the sink in an unfamiliar Motel 6 wearing nothing but a Mariachi jacket and a Daft Punk helmet.
I’m just spitballing here.
this definitely sounds like a night going right.You could wake up handcuffed to the sink in an unfamiliar Motel 6 wearing nothing but a Mariachi jacket and a Daft Punk helmet.
I’m just spitballing here.
Huh. Didn’t know that’s what you call that particular experience.You could wake up handcuffed to the sink in an unfamiliar Motel 6 wearing nothing but a Mariachi jacket and a Daft Punk helmet.
I’m just spitballing here.
Paypal for The Other Oregonian sent.Running a fantasy playoff contest again this year. $25 to play, more the merrier. PM if interested.
Thanks buddyMerry New Year! I hate all of you. Except 2 of you.
Is it a stand alone? If not, it’s probably not their job to fix it and the prop mgmt company are the ones that aren’t handling the problemPlanet Fitness has the $ to sponsor NYE in Times Square but they can't fix the leaking roof at my local gym. There's been a bucket at the top of the entry stairs for 2 years.
Is it Phil from the future?50 yo man has last-minute NYE date with 34 yo woman via Tinder...
more to follow...
Those are some rough chuckles, man. Hang in there.Roverkid update: This sucks.
No improvement since the concussion in September. She's lost a significant amount of weight (like to the point where the doctor was afraid she has developed an eating disorder). She's now living with me full time after a blowout on mom's side of the family where they are more concerned that she should be nicer and more outgoing with them than the fact that she's demonstrating long-term effects of a traumatic brain injury.
MRI on her brain scheduled for 1/14, also seeing a sports medicine doctor, neuropsychologist and dietitian. I've had to take so much time off that I spoke to my partner today about taking a temporary pay cut so that I can work part time while I deal with this.
You’re a great dad.-fish- said:Roverkid update: This sucks.
No improvement since the concussion in September. She's lost a significant amount of weight (like to the point where the doctor was afraid she has developed an eating disorder). She's now living with me full time after a blowout on mom's side of the family where they are more concerned that she should be nicer and more outgoing with them than the fact that she's demonstrating long-term effects of a traumatic brain injury.
MRI on her brain scheduled for 1/14, also seeing a sports medicine doctor, neuropsychologist and dietitian. I've had to take so much time off that I spoke to my partner today about taking a temporary pay cut so that I can work part time while I deal with this.
#### dude, that sucks.-fish- said:Roverkid update: This sucks.
No improvement since the concussion in September. She's lost a significant amount of weight (like to the point where the doctor was afraid she has developed an eating disorder). She's now living with me full time after a blowout on mom's side of the family where they are more concerned that she should be nicer and more outgoing with them than the fact that she's demonstrating long-term effects of a traumatic brain injury.
MRI on her brain scheduled for 1/14, also seeing a sports medicine doctor, neuropsychologist and dietitian. I've had to take so much time off that I spoke to my partner today about taking a temporary pay cut so that I can work part time while I deal with this.
Good to see you back, Red.#### dude, that sucks.
I hope she gets better soon.
And Tanner is right, you are a great dad.
i'm packing my stuff for a quick trip to see your ex's family-fish- said:Roverkid update: This sucks.
No improvement since the concussion in September. She's lost a significant amount of weight (like to the point where the doctor was afraid she has developed an eating disorder). She's now living with me full time after a blowout on mom's side of the family where they are more concerned that she should be nicer and more outgoing with them than the fact that she's demonstrating long-term effects of a traumatic brain injury.
MRI on her brain scheduled for 1/14, also seeing a sports medicine doctor, neuropsychologist and dietitian. I've had to take so much time off that I spoke to my partner today about taking a temporary pay cut so that I can work part time while I deal with this.
I'll meet you there.i'm packing my stuff for a quick trip to see your ex's family
Jesus, I’m sorry. That’s unbelievable bull####. I really hope you sue that school.-fish- said:Roverkid update: This sucks.
No improvement since the concussion in September. She's lost a significant amount of weight (like to the point where the doctor was afraid she has developed an eating disorder). She's now living with me full time after a blowout on mom's side of the family where they are more concerned that she should be nicer and more outgoing with them than the fact that she's demonstrating long-term effects of a traumatic brain injury.
MRI on her brain scheduled for 1/14, also seeing a sports medicine doctor, neuropsychologist and dietitian. I've had to take so much time off that I spoke to my partner today about taking a temporary pay cut so that I can work part time while I deal with this.