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Osaurus said:
Heading to Sedona on Wednesday just in time to miss the good weather here.  It was in the mid-80s here today.  “Winter” is over here and now we’re in Air Conditioning season.
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I left Seattle last month when it was sunny for Sedona. It rained the whole time I was down there. Came back to Seattle snowed in. Really didn't feel I timed any of that well. 

 
-fish- said:
Roverkid has been diagnosed with anorexia.   She'll be meeting with her nutritionist today, neuropsychologist tomorrow and sports medicine doc on Wednesday to help make a decision as to whether she's going to a residential treatment center or an outpatient facility.   She's ready for treatment.  She's scared and admits that her eating issues and weight loss are beyond her ability to control at this point.   I hugged her and it was like there was nothing there.
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Well ####### hell. I'm sorry man. 

 
Hostage Dog said:
4 hours ago, El Floppo said: 5 hours ago, RC94 said: What were you arrested for? Fingers-crossed somebody posts the pic of Jr Woz and the little yap yap dog from back innaday. *taps mic* Is this thing on?
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love that hostage dog can't figure out the quote feature.   

 
Skimming past on mobile, I read that screen name as "Hostage Dong."  and did not think anything of it for a nanosecond.  Didnt even realize I was wrong until I saw the quote in fish's post.

"Hostage Dong posting in this thread?  Yep, checks out."

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Skimming past on mobile, I read that screen name as "Hostage Dong."  and did not think anything of it for a nanosecond.  Didnt even realize I was wrong until I saw the quote in fish's post.

"Hostage Dong posting in this thread?  Yep, checks out."
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I seriously doubt my registration of Hostage Dong is gonna get approved.

 
Osaurus said:
It’s Tampa Beer Week and  whole lotta other #### going on here this weekend so Tampa is pretty much full.  I couldn’t get a registration for the Skyway Bridge 10k (very big and tall bridge) this year so I volunteered for it.  Have to be on the bridge at 4 am tomorrow.  Have to leave my house around 2 am.  Ugh.
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Hey I’ve driven that bridge and have zero desire to run 6 miles on it. 

 
there has been a car in the office parking lot for just over a week now.  hasn't moved. was covered in snow but that melted. now it's just plowed in but not by much snow.

yesterday i noticed the front driver's side wheel is tilted and there's a big dent above the wheel well. no way it could have driven in to the lot like that.

then i looked and realized that the plates are gone. they were definitely there a week ago.

which happens first... it gets towed? or it gets surrounded by police tape?

last time i noticed a random car that didn't appear to belong in an office parking lot there was a dead guy in the front seat.

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Was gonna say "His wife's, IMO." then remembered that she only backs into stuff....unless she rammed someone with the front this time to throw furls off the scent.
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Monday night i came home to what looked like a hubcap laying at the end of my driveway. just assumed it was off the wife's car. 

turned out to be a plastic catering platter that must have blown in to our yard from....... miles away probably since we've had sustained hurricane winds since like December here.

 
Notes from campus: Sharia law may have been declared on these boards but coeds at my college decided that today's chilly temperatures made for a perfect yoga pants environment.

Also, our 66-year-old transgender library assistant told me that my snow white winter goatee was "quite attractive."

 
roadkill1292 said:
Notes from campus: Sharia law may have been declared on these boards but coeds at my college decided that today's chilly temperatures made for a perfect yoga pants environment.

Also, our 66-year-old transgender library assistant told me that my snow white winter goatee was "quite attractive."
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My 66 Year Old Transgender Library Assistant is the name of my new Alice Cooper cover band.  

 
-fish- said:
lol.

The positive, if there is one, is that anorexia can mimic some of the symptoms of concussion, and can definitely delay the healing process.   Ideally, if she can get a handle on the eating disorder through getting treatment, it may help her fully recover from the concussion.

I'm buried with work and have a full-day mediation tomorrow.  I feel awful that I can't just take a week off while we figure this out.
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I don’t know #### about much, but I had a thought about this. Ask about dehydration. A regular IV might really help her achieve some balance in her body. It sounds like one thing is affecting the other, and compounding the symptoms of the other.   :shrug:   

 
Elote is some of the best upscale Mexican I’ve had in a long time.  If you’re ever in Sedona, check it out.  You won’t be disappointed.

ETA:  Apparently we’re in Mountain Time.  Good to know.

 
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And since we dump #### here, an 8th grader at my daughter's school, hung himself in the quad.  The poor janitor found him at 6:30 am, yesterday. 

I’m so glad we are in mammmoth!  But still, it’s been a crazy 36 hours for my kid. I’m not too good with suicide,  I’ve just been letting my kid ramble on about it, however she wants to.  Really surreal, sitting on the lift, talking with my kid about suicide.  I’m really happy  that she talks to me. 

On a positive, it’s been epic skiing. 

 
Osaurus said:
Elote is some of the best upscale Mexican I’ve had in a long time.  If you’re ever in Sedona, check it out.  You won’t be disappointed.

ETA:  Apparently we’re in Mountain Time.  Good to know.
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No, you’re in the one state who actually found is smart to not change clocks. 

Oh and what’d you get?

 
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DA RAIDERS said:
And since we dump #### here, an 8th grader at my daughter's school, hung himself in the quad.  The poor janitor found him at 6:30 am, yesterday. 

I’m so glad we are in mammmoth!  But still, it’s been a crazy 36 hours for my kid. I’m not too good with suicide,  I’ve just been letting my kid ramble on about it, however she wants to.  Really surreal, sitting on the lift, talking with my kid about suicide.  I’m really happy  that she talks to me. 

On a positive, it’s been epic skiing. 
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For clarification, was this discussed on an elevator or a ski lift?

So sorry she has to experience this. We had schoolmates shoot each other with shotguns while hunting, but no suicides. I've got to think suicides are much more complex and difficult to live with.

 
cosjobs said:
For clarification, was this discussed on an elevator or a ski lift?

So sorry she has to experience this. We had schoolmates shoot each other with shotguns while hunting, but no suicides. I've got to think suicides are much more complex and difficult to live with.
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We’ve met.  I know I visually embody my soulless, Irish, ginger, ancestors. However, I’m murican. Ski lift. 

 
roadkill1292 said:
Notes from campus: Sharia law may have been declared on these boards but coeds at my college decided that today's chilly temperatures made for a perfect yoga pants environment.

Also, our 66-year-old transgender library assistant told me that my snow white winter goatee was "quite attractive."
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name of said library assistant?

maybe a pic with her recommended book of the month?  

 
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