GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (4 Viewers)

[urbanhack]

I’M TAKING SWEET TANGO

 

[Dan Lambskin]

This thread is much more exciting than the Beyonce thread. Apples for everyone.
I am very conservative and traditional.
Just give me a Gala

Gala - The missionary position of apples

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Foos is a big SweeTango fan iirc. Maybe I had bad ones, 'cause I thought they were meh.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

The Crue talk makes me smile. Those were some days. Vince was smitten with my sister. He somehow found out where we lived and sent her flowers. My sister never followed up. But that sunset strip vibe was off the hook.

Rumor had it that Nikki Sixx pulled a young (and I mean HS young) Angie Harmon from the audience at a show in Dallas and, uh, enjoyed some refreshments together.

Wouldn’t surprise me at all

 

[Hawks64]

Foos is a big SweeTango fan iirc. Maybe I had bad ones, 'cause I thought they were meh.

Same, not a huge fan. And apparently according to the Official Apple rankings our favorite is mediocre at best

 

[General Malaise]

My friend bought a chocolate shop in central Oregon a couple years ago. She posted a FB video of her making candy apples. Her apple of choice was the ******* green kind. Out of ALL the apples she could have used, she went with those?

She'll be here tomorrow, I plan on having words.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

My friend bought a chocolate shop in central Oregon a couple years ago. She posted a FB video of her making candy apples. Her apple of choice was the ******* green kind. Out of ALL the apples she could have used, she went with those?

She'll be here tomorrow, I plan on having words.

That damn apple was in lunch nearly every day as a kid. Just no

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Foos is a big SweeTango fan iirc. Maybe I had bad ones, 'cause I thought they were meh.

Same, not a huge fan. And apparently according to the Official Apple rankings our favorite is mediocre at best

Tastes are subjective. These are probably the same people who bought all the Backstreet Boys albums and drink White Claws.

 

[beer 30]

How was Dr. Feelgood ever a popular song? It sounds like a dog vomiting.

Dreck but it gave us Kickstart My Heart, Rattlesnake Shake, Same Ol' Situation and Don't go Away. Fair trade off in my book.

OK, OK.......Wanted Dead or Alive is fine, I guess.

Rest of their catalog is trash.

Now you're ****ing dead to me. Slippery When Wet & New Jersey should be pressed on gold plated albums and launched into space so all the aliens can enjoy them as well!

Same Ol' Situation is passable. I'll give you that one.

Bon Jovi wasn't even the best band to come out of New Jersey in the 80s. That honor belongs to The Smithereens.

Right @scorchy ?

You wanna know how to make the forum better @Joe Bryant ? Gimme a friggin' downvote button

I'm fine with that, but I want to add a twist. Every time you downvote me, you are forced to listen to Bon Jovi's "Legendary" from start to finish. No skipping ahead.

I was at every bad hair metal show there was in the greater Cleveland-Akron area from 1984 until 1989, don't come at me son. This stuff is chef's kiss compared to Bullet Boyz at Buckeye Lake in July #BringIt

 

[El Floppo]

Walk by the local farmers market every Monday on my way to work. Buy 5 Cameos and am set for the week. Word up.

Points to whoever said honeycrisps have fallen off the last couple years. Still love a good one, but more often than not they haven't been good.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This thread is much more exciting than the Beyonce thread. Apples for everyone.
I am very conservative and traditional.
Just give me a Gala

Gala - The missionary position of apples

lol

Red Delicious begs to differ.

And should be sued for false advertising.

 

[General Malaise]

How was Dr. Feelgood ever a popular song? It sounds like a dog vomiting.

Dreck but it gave us Kickstart My Heart, Rattlesnake Shake, Same Ol' Situation and Don't go Away. Fair trade off in my book.

OK, OK.......Wanted Dead or Alive is fine, I guess.

Rest of their catalog is trash.

Now you're ****ing dead to me. Slippery When Wet & New Jersey should be pressed on gold plated albums and launched into space so all the aliens can enjoy them as well!

Same Ol' Situation is passable. I'll give you that one.

Bon Jovi wasn't even the best band to come out of New Jersey in the 80s. That honor belongs to The Smithereens.

Right @scorchy ?

You wanna know how to make the forum better @Joe Bryant ? Gimme a friggin' downvote button

I'm fine with that, but I want to add a twist. Every time you downvote me, you are forced to listen to Bon Jovi's "Legendary" from start to finish. No skipping ahead.

I was at every bad hair metal show there was in the greater Cleveland-Akron area from 1984 until 1989, don't come at me son. This stuff is chef's kiss compared to Bullet Boyz at Buckeye Lake in July #BringIt

Did you have a sweet power stache back then?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

This thread is much more exciting than the Beyonce thread. Apples for everyone.
I am very conservative and traditional.
Just give me a Gala

Gala - The missionary position of apples

lol

Red Delicious begs to differ.

And should be sued for false advertising.

Yep. This is an old persons apple. Back from the days of yore when there was probably just red, green, and maybe a hybrid of the 2 that people snuck into pies at the church bake-off but didn’t dare talk about using those sin apples

 

[mr. furley]

Haven't had one yet, but Honeycrisp × Cripps Pink sounds like a winner.

I think most of these new apples are Honeycrisp hybrids. The Cosmic Crisps are outeffingstanding.

Ironically, honeycrisps themselves seem to have gotten worse the last several years.

The sweet tango is where's IT'$ at.

@mr. furley

an absolute dynamo when there's a good crop

1.04 - ZESTAR

 

[mr. furley]

Wow, just found this thread. Thought it might be about GM cars. Guess I was wrong. Oh well, back to my normal day.

obvious @The Gator alias

do better, guy

 

[General Malaise]

Haven't had one yet, but Honeycrisp × Cripps Pink sounds like a winner.

I think most of these new apples are Honeycrisp hybrids. The Cosmic Crisps are outeffingstanding.

Ironically, honeycrisps themselves seem to have gotten worse the last several years.

The sweet tango is where's IT'$ at.

@mr. furley

an absolute dynamo when there's a good crop

1.04 - ZESTAR

Excellent formatting.

 

[El Floppo]

Wasn't Golden Delicious a hybrid of a "red" and "green"... And also suffering from false advertising.

 

[Scoresman]

Apples are gross. Satsuma Mandarines are the current king of fruit.

 

[General Malaise]

Apples are gross. Satsuma Mandarines are the current king of fruit.

How can a foodie like you say such lies???

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Can we at least agree the watermelon is the worst fruit? Or at least most overrated?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Apples are gross. Satsuma Mandarines are the current king of fruit.

How can a foodie like you say such lies???

And can be easily split amongst as many people as you'd like.

 

[General Malaise]

Can we at least agree the watermelon is the worst fruit? Or at least most overrated?

What? Who are you people?

 

[General Malaise]

NFL Network is running a feature on Bill Cowher and holy smokes is one of his daughters a knockout! Not sure how she overcame his crow-magnum features but she is CUTE! /noban

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Can we at least agree the watermelon is the worst fruit? Or at least most overrated?

100%

Followed by the cantaloupe

 

[SWC]

im going to throw the fireside out there it is a good apple that grows well up here in scanny and its crisp and pretty darn good take that to the bank brapplemigos

 

[El Floppo]

Watermelon and cantaloupe?


But I suppose you lot just love Honeydew.

 

[General Malaise]

They aren't green, they aren't red, but they are a yellowish hue and if you find some Opals at the store, go in with both fists. Steal of the MF draft!

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Watermelon and cantaloupe?


But I suppose you lot just love Honeydew.

Meh

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Watermelon and cantaloupe?


But I suppose you lot just love Honeydew.

and then there's the weirdos that call it a musk melon

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Gala - The missionary position of apples

i honestly try not to swc it up in this thread because its like hallowed ground but jesus this made me laugh take that to the bank brohan

Swc away my brother! More swc in our diet is a good thing and put that in our pipe and smoke it.

agreed

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Watermelon and cantaloupe?


But I suppose you lot just love Honeydew.

Not sure who’s watching Resident Alien but in one scene he says it tastes like old women’s perfume

 

[ChiefD]

1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.

 

[BeTheMatch]

How was Dr. Feelgood ever a popular song? It sounds like a dog vomiting.

Dreck but it gave us Kickstart My Heart, Rattlesnake Shake, Same Ol' Situation and Don't go Away. Fair trade off in my book.

OK, OK.......Wanted Dead or Alive is fine, I guess.

Rest of their catalog is trash.

Now you're ****ing dead to me. Slippery When Wet & New Jersey should be pressed on gold plated albums and launched into space so all the aliens can enjoy them as well!

Same Ol' Situation is passable. I'll give you that one.

Bon Jovi wasn't even the best band to come out of New Jersey in the 80s. That honor belongs to The Smithereens.

Right @scorchy ?

Shout at the Devil was life changing for 12 year old me

 

[General Malaise]

1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.

From the top rope!!!

 

[BeTheMatch]

My friend bought a chocolate shop in central Oregon a couple years ago. She posted a FB video of her making candy apples. Her apple of choice was the ******* green kind. Out of ALL the apples she could have used, she went with those?

She'll be here tomorrow, I plan on having words.

No, that's absolutely the right choice. Are you insane? Have you ever had one? Perfectly complementary.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

They aren't green, they aren't red, but they are a yellowish hue and if you find some Opals at the store, go in with both fists. Steal of the MF draft!

Matt Millen-like in your bypassing of the Envy here,

 

[BeTheMatch]

1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.

Most overrated movie of all time. Impossible to watch that scene and not puke and then murder someone.

 

[General Malaise]

My friend bought a chocolate shop in central Oregon a couple years ago. She posted a FB video of her making candy apples. Her apple of choice was the ******* green kind. Out of ALL the apples she could have used, she went with those?

She'll be here tomorrow, I plan on having words.

No, that's absolutely the right choice. Are you insane? Have you ever had one? Perfectly complementary.

You think the caramel somehow negates the sour, battery acid taste of disgusting flesh? You're insane.

 

[BeTheMatch]

My friend bought a chocolate shop in central Oregon a couple years ago. She posted a FB video of her making candy apples. Her apple of choice was the ******* green kind. Out of ALL the apples she could have used, she went with those?

She'll be here tomorrow, I plan on having words.

No, that's absolutely the right choice. Are you insane? Have you ever had one? Perfectly complementary.

You think the caramel somehow negates the sour, battery acid taste of disgusting flesh? You're insane.

I LOVE sour battery acid taste.

 

[General Malaise]

1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.

Most overrated movie of all time. Impossible to watch that scene and not puke and then murder someone.

You just trying your best to come up with head-spinningly stupid takes in here or?

 

[General Malaise]

My friend bought a chocolate shop in central Oregon a couple years ago. She posted a FB video of her making candy apples. Her apple of choice was the ******* green kind. Out of ALL the apples she could have used, she went with those?

She'll be here tomorrow, I plan on having words.

No, that's absolutely the right choice. Are you insane? Have you ever had one? Perfectly complementary.

You think the caramel somehow negates the sour, battery acid taste of disgusting flesh? You're insane.

I LOVE sour battery acid taste.

A guy who voluntarily chose Minnesota over Oregon? Checks out.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Good caramel can negate anything.

 

[BeTheMatch]

My wife turned 51 today. To celebrate, we're going to talk about how I ditched her on her 50th birthday last year to go on a golf trip to Bandon Dunes with some buddies.

Would do again.

 

[BeTheMatch]

My friend bought a chocolate shop in central Oregon a couple years ago. She posted a FB video of her making candy apples. Her apple of choice was the ******* green kind. Out of ALL the apples she could have used, she went with those?

She'll be here tomorrow, I plan on having words.

No, that's absolutely the right choice. Are you insane? Have you ever had one? Perfectly complementary.

You think the caramel somehow negates the sour, battery acid taste of disgusting flesh? You're insane.

I LOVE sour battery acid taste.

A guy who voluntarily chose Minnesota over Oregon? Checks out.

That may be fair. It may not. I see Tina is reversing those ridiculous drug laws. So you're on the way back up.

 

[BeTheMatch]

1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.

Most overrated movie of all time. Impossible to watch that scene and not puke and then murder someone.

You just trying your best to come up with head-spinningly stupid takes in here or?

No. It's awful. Physically painful.

 

[BeTheMatch]

1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.

Most overrated movie of all time. Impossible to watch that scene and not puke and then murder someone.

You just trying your best to come up with head-spinningly stupid takes in here or?

And stop yelling at me. My WHIP is really high again this year! I'm in a fragile state.

 

[ChiefD]

My WHIP is really high again this year!

Man, a guy could really construct an incredible acronym with this:

Wacking His Incredible Pecker

 

[BeTheMatch]

My WHIP is really high again this year!

Man, a guy could really construct an incredible acronym with this:

Wacking His Incredible Pecker

Been talking to my wife again, huh?

 

[General Malaise]

1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.

Most overrated movie of all time. Impossible to watch that scene and not puke and then murder someone.

You just trying your best to come up with head-spinningly stupid takes in here or?

And stop yelling at me. My WHIP is really high again this year! I'm in a fragile state.

I'M NOT YELLING!!!!!1111

My hitting is atrocious. Lets collude.

 

[General Malaise]

My WHIP is really high again this year!

Man, a guy could really construct an incredible acronym with this:

Wacking His Incredible Pecker

Been talking to my wife again, huh?

You're the one who ditched her on her 50th, choad.