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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

My WHIP is really high again this year!
Man, a guy could really construct an incredible acronym with this:

Wacking His Incredible Pecker
Been talking to my wife again, huh?

You're the one who ditched her on her 50th, choad.
Trademark Trip of a Lifetime

Which courses did you play? Have a ranking?
All five. Think I spent 7ish grand. Easily would've paid double for the experience in hindsight.
Sheep Ranch was my favorite.
 
1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.
Most overrated movie of all time. Impossible to watch that scene and not puke and then murder someone.

You just trying your best to come up with head-spinningly stupid takes in here or?
It's no worse that Dr feel-good is trash!@!#!#!2@

Objectively, that song is trash. Listen to it again.
 
1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.
Most overrated movie of all time. Impossible to watch that scene and not puke and then murder someone.

You just trying your best to come up with head-spinningly stupid takes in here or?
And stop yelling at me. My WHIP is really high again this year! I'm in a fragile state.
 
1.12 - You Like Apples? Yeah. I Got Her Numbah. How Do You Like Them Apples.
Most overrated movie of all time. Impossible to watch that scene and not puke and then murder someone.

You just trying your best to come up with head-spinningly stupid takes in here or?
It's no worse that Dr feel-good is trash!@!#!#!2@

Objectively, that song is trash. Listen to it again.
It's downloaded and in my regular rotation muchacho
 
Going to Trader Joe's for some rosé - anybody need anything?
Mini ice cream comes

Man, those are dangerous. The peppermint ones that come out around Xmas last about 4 minutes at our house.
I have to write my name on MY box. Makes no difference. Wife and child eat them anyway. Bastards.

Gotta find hiding spots. I try not to eat much sweets any more, so when we have something, I might not want to have any for a few weeks or months. But I know it'll be gone in about 3 days. So I have little stashes all over the place for when a craving hits.
 
Technology has brought us many great things, but I think one unheralded achievement of modernization is the evolution of the apple. When I was a kid, we had red and green. Those were the apples. God help you if your mom brought home the sour green ones and made you eat them.

But now, I've discovered something called the Wild Twist apple and I'm here to tell you, this is the pinnacle. We have mastered the apple. Time to move on to other fruits, because there can be no more improvement on the apple. We have reached perfection.

I’ve considered doing an apple rating thread

1.01 Macintosh

Suck it, honeycrisp fanboys!
 
Technology has brought us many great things, but I think one unheralded achievement of modernization is the evolution of the apple. When I was a kid, we had red and green. Those were the apples. God help you if your mom brought home the sour green ones and made you eat them.

But now, I've discovered something called the Wild Twist apple and I'm here to tell you, this is the pinnacle. We have mastered the apple. Time to move on to other fruits, because there can be no more improvement on the apple. We have reached perfection.

I’ve considered doing an apple rating thread

1.01 Macintosh

Suck it, honeycrisp fanboys!

Yeah, so Pie draft is somewhere else. Sorry.


And please bold all picks.
 
How was Dr. Feelgood ever a popular song? It sounds like a dog vomiting.
Dreck but it gave us Kickstart My Heart, Rattlesnake Shake, Same Ol' Situation and Don't go Away. Fair trade off in my book.
OK, OK.......Wanted Dead or Alive is fine, I guess.

Rest of their catalog is trash.
Now you're ****ing dead to me. Slippery When Wet & New Jersey should be pressed on gold plated albums and launched into space so all the aliens can enjoy them as well!

Same Ol' Situation is passable. I'll give you that one.

Bon Jovi wasn't even the best band to come out of New Jersey in the 80s. That honor belongs to The Smithereens.

Right @scorchy ?
You wanna know how to make the forum better @Joe Bryant ? Gimme a friggin' downvote button

I'm fine with that, but I want to add a twist. Every time you downvote me, you are forced to listen to Bon Jovi's "Legendary" from start to finish. No skipping ahead.
I was at every bad hair metal show there was in the greater Cleveland-Akron area from 1984 until 1989, don't come at me son. This stuff is chef's kiss compared to Bullet Boyz at Buckeye Lake in July #BringIt

Did you have a sweet power stache back then?
Along with a half shirt, skin tight jeans and Nike high tops with different colored laces, untied
Apples are gross. Satsuma Mandarines are the current king of fruit.

How can a foodie like you say such lies???
See? Don't come at me about this downvote thing. There have been at least three instances in the last two pages where it would have come in handy.
 
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This thread is much more exciting than the Beyonce thread. Apples for everyone.
I am very conservative and traditional.
Just give me a Gala

Gala - The missionary position of apples
lol

Red Delicious begs to differ.

And should be sued for false advertising.
Red Delicious is the disinterested handy of apples
red delicious is the prison sex of apples it isnt good you know it isnt going to be good but sometimes its all there is take that to the bank brohans
 
Seriously I bet that salad was invented by this lady


Reminds me of my favorite bartender in the world, JaNee.

 
Stuart Copeland will be in-house writing a piece for my sons percussion ensemble at Juilliards pre-college program next year! My sons the only kid that actually plays a rock kit and will also be the leading senior, so hoping he gets some Copeland love.
whoa that's, uh, kind of a big deal
I'm freaking out, tbh.

Maybe not as much as when he got to sing backing vocals on that Parquet Courts track, but close.

Eta.. my son even knows who Copeland is- I figured he'd have been oblivious.
 
Stuart Copeland will be in-house writing a piece for my sons percussion ensemble at Juilliards pre-college program next year! My sons the only kid that actually plays a rock kit and will also be the leading senior, so hoping he gets some Copeland love.

My buddy Rob Giles had a few songs with Copeland - "Elevation" got a little air time. By all accounts, Copeland is a great guy. So cool for Floppo family!
 
Stuart Copeland will be in-house writing a piece for my sons percussion ensemble at Juilliards pre-college program next year! My sons the only kid that actually plays a rock kit and will also be the leading senior, so hoping he gets some Copeland love.

My buddy Rob Giles had a few songs with Copeland - "Elevation" got a little air time. By all accounts, Copeland is a great guy. So cool for Floppo family!
Hes in-house, but not in OUR house.


I don't think.

Thanks! Cool to hear he's a good dude. And cool about your pal
 
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Stuart Copeland will be in-house writing a piece for my sons percussion ensemble at Juilliards pre-college program next year! My sons the only kid that actually plays a rock kit and will also be the leading senior, so hoping he gets some Copeland love.
Has anyone ever gone to Julliards to play billiards?
 
Stuart Copeland will be in-house writing a piece for my sons percussion ensemble at Juilliards pre-college program next year! My sons the only kid that actually plays a rock kit and will also be the leading senior, so hoping he gets some Copeland love.
:oldunsure:

I kid. That’s awesome!

There’s floppo living that other life….;)
 
Stuart Copeland will be in-house writing a piece for my sons percussion ensemble at Juilliards pre-college program next year! My sons the only kid that actually plays a rock kit and will also be the leading senior, so hoping he gets some Copeland love.

Flop! Much love your way to you and all of your family. Peace, bruh.
 
Seriously I bet that salad was invented by this lady


Reminds me of my favorite bartender in the world, JaNee.

I never say this, but fantastic comments under that video
 

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