Kwik Trip is one of the best-run businesses on earth. Ever need a clean bathroom, I guarantee Kwik Trip will provide one. They stand so far alone in the industry, they actually restore my faith in America and humanity.
Yep. They’ve always been solid
On the surface, Kwik Trip is outstanding. Back in Kansas City we had Quik Trip, which I have considered the gold standard in terms of convenience stores/gas stations. I had high hopes moving to Wisconsin that Kwik Trip could meet or exceed what Quik Trip provides.
However, after being here since April, I've been to Kwik Trip enough to present what I feel is a professional opinion of the operations of both.
1. Food: Kwik Trip is a slight bit favorite here. Every time I walk into a Kwik Trip there seems to be something new I've never seen before.
Edge: Kwik Trip.
2. Straws. This one is not even close. Quik Trip in Kansas City provides a proper straw with the proper circumference for ease of drinkage. Kwik Trip has a straw that is damn near the size of a swizzle stick. I have to suck on this thing so hard I feel like I'm going to burst my ears.
Edge: Quik Trip.
3. Napkins: Another one that is not even close. Quik trip in KC has a nice, stout napkin that holds up well in every scenario. You eating BBQ? No problem. Using them for kleenex later? No problem? You wanna strain oil before you put it into your car? No problem. The ones at Kwik Trip are reminiscent of those dainty napkins that Dairy Queen used to have where you'd need 3 or 4 to clean the face of your kid after he eats a soft serve.
Edge: Quik Trip.
4. Parking Lots: OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS SUCH A PROBLEM IN WISCONSIN????!!!!! Do they not realize EVERYONE up here has a boat or an RV or a boat AND RV or an ATV trailer? Kwik Trip designs their stores like they are living in Japan. Getting in and out of here is a major PIA. And if a FIB gets in there with a boat or RV?
WATCH OUT!!! Hide your children because they are gonna get run over. And they aren't the only culprits. Every store in Wisconsin is like this.
Edge: Quik Trip.
5. Rewards Program: On the surface this idea sounds great. You buy stuff - you get rewards points. BUT - you have to accumulate a certain number of visits to qualify for a reward. Now, I stop and get a fountain coke every day on my way to work. Their refill price is $1.42. BUT - I have to have 15 visits to get my reward, which is that I get .05 off per gallon of gas (up to 30 gallons of gas, and the reward expires in 30 days, so you can't stack them). Except the math doesn't add up:
15 x $1.42 = $21.30 spent
.05 x 30 gallons of gas: $1.50
WTF is this?
Edge: Quik Trip.
6. Check Out Procedure: So, at the Quik Trip in KC, their checkout procedure is lightning fast. If there are more than 3 people in line they are calling out for more troops to get their asses up there and get people on their way. At the Kwik Trip up here, it's soooooooooo slooooooooooooow. People are buying their groceries in there. Then the cashier has to ask for the Rewards card, which people then have to dig out of their purse or wallet, swipe that card, and then present their payment.
Edge: Quik Trip.
Now, lucky for me I have realized that things just move at a slower pace up here. So these things don't really affect me at this point. I just stand there and chill and get what I need and just take my time. So all in all life is good up here.
Kwik Trip is good, but it's not the best.