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Weekends like this make me so happy to be divorced and single, even if it cost me a ridiculous amount of money. 4th of July weekend boatsex = $$$

 
Day 1 in San Francisco was fun. Ran the Embarcadero, got loaded with some people during the USWNT game, made plans with burlesque friend tomorrow. Also made plans to go drinking with some girls from Oklahoma tomorrow afternoon so maybe we can make it a combo deal.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
GM will like this on more than one level.

Female bartender that works for my wife is getting fired. From what my wife tells me this girl is pretty much a raving witch 70% of the time. We'll call her Sue.

About 2 weeks ago a group of women sat in the bar and Sue gave them crappy service and was snotty with them. One of the women sent in a guest complaint. Same group of women came in the other night. Again Sue pissed them off. This time they left 7 or 8 pennies on the table as a tip.

Sue scooped the pennies, hustled outside quick enough to see the women pulling out of their parking spot, and threw the pennies at their car. She actually hit the car :lmao:
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You're right. I do like this one!

 
General Malaise said:
Abraham said:
Is it bad form ask a 3.5 year old if they are ####### ######ed or just plain stupid? Asking for a friend.

Why aren't everyone's kids as well behaved as mine?
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Probably shouldn't use the "R" word when talking to a 3.5 year old, or anybody really. Rest seems fine.
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Funny you would bring this up.....

We were out of town over the weekend visiting friends. They have a party every 4th and I've gotten to know most of their friends and their friend's children for that matter.

It was later in the day and we were all in the pool playing volleyball. I see some younger people show up and the gal next to me, hot 22yo little number, exclaims OMG Andrew (lastname) is here! She then begins to start spritzing her chest with water all hot and bothered. I thought.

We get done playing volleyball and I meet Andrew. I'm pretty drunk and think it would be funny to #### with this guy, obviously a really popular cool dude. So for the next 3 hours I call him every name BUT Andrew. "So do you live around here Frank?" "Grab me a beer Bill" "That's funny Ted". People are laughing at me, including Andrew who I figure is in on my stupid shtick. I finally notice that he is really confused why I can't call him by the right name but he smiles politely. That's when hot 22yo finally pulls me aside to ask if I realize that Andrew is "special". I almost dove into the shallow end of the pool again. This poor kid. Then I find out the next day that he literally has half a brain. He fell down an elevator shaft at the MGM in Vegas a few years back, was in a coma for like 6 months. F-me. :bag:

 
General Malaise said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
One of my best friends lost his sister on July 4th in an apparent drowning. They are super close and she and I were friends as well.

He was there and is devastated.

News story
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Damn, man. Sorry.

Could she swim?
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Yeah, the description in that story makes her sound like somebody who shouldn't be around the water. I don't think that was the case.

I am wondering if she had an aneurysm or something and that is why she fell. Or if she managed to hit her head on the way into the water.

 
I have to do a stupid conference call with clients and then I am going to call him afterwards. A mutual friend has already talked to him and we have exchanged texts.

He is getting married in less than two months and the family is super close.

 
weird 4th. an older lady in my neighborhood, 80+ years old, died. she lived right next door to where the neighborhood party was. my wife scared the #### out of me, she called and said, "get over here, right now!" and hung up. :mellow: i run over from my house, seeing the cop cars, the fire engine, the ambulance, all right in front of my friends house where we were swimming. i'm frantically counting heads as i run towards them. #### me. we moved the festivities to another house and got drunker than planned.

 
Bucky86 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Abraham said:
Is it bad form ask a 3.5 year old if they are ####### ######ed or just plain stupid? Asking for a friend.

Why aren't everyone's kids as well behaved as mine?
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Probably shouldn't use the "R" word when talking to a 3.5 year old, or anybody really. Rest seems fine.
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Funny you would bring this up.....

We were out of town over the weekend visiting friends. They have a party every 4th and I've gotten to know most of their friends and their friend's children for that matter.

It was later in the day and we were all in the pool playing volleyball. I see some younger people show up and the gal next to me, hot 22yo little number, exclaims OMG Andrew (lastname) is here! She then begins to start spritzing her chest with water all hot and bothered. I thought.

We get done playing volleyball and I meet Andrew. I'm pretty drunk and think it would be funny to #### with this guy, obviously a really popular cool dude. So for the next 3 hours I call him every name BUT Andrew. "So do you live around here Frank?" "Grab me a beer Bill" "That's funny Ted". People are laughing at me, including Andrew who I figure is in on my stupid shtick. I finally notice that he is really confused why I can't call him by the right name but he smiles politely. That's when hot 22yo finally pulls me aside to ask if I realize that Andrew is "special". I almost dove into the shallow end of the pool again. This poor kid. Then I find out the next day that he literally has half a brain. He fell down an elevator shaft at the MGM in Vegas a few years back, was in a coma for like 6 months. F-me. :bag:
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I don't give a #### about this Todd guy. More details on the 22yo hottie please.

Thx
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She got married at 19 and WASN'T pregnant. WTF does that? She did have mushroom cookies though and I failed to get one. Never even heard of mushroom cookies before this weekend. :kicksrock: Really sweet gal though.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
General Malaise said:
Abraham said:
Is it bad form ask a 3.5 year old if they are ####### ######ed or just plain stupid? Asking for a friend.

Why aren't everyone's kids as well behaved as mine?
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Probably shouldn't use the "R" word when talking to a 3.5 year old, or anybody really. Rest seems fine.
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Funny you would bring this up.....

We were out of town over the weekend visiting friends. They have a party every 4th and I've gotten to know most of their friends and their friend's children for that matter.

It was later in the day and we were all in the pool playing volleyball. I see some younger people show up and the gal next to me, hot 22yo little number, exclaims OMG Andrew (lastname) is here! She then begins to start spritzing her chest with water all hot and bothered. I thought.

We get done playing volleyball and I meet Andrew. I'm pretty drunk and think it would be funny to #### with this guy, obviously a really popular cool dude. So for the next 3 hours I call him every name BUT Andrew. "So do you live around here Frank?" "Grab me a beer Bill" "That's funny Ted". People are laughing at me, including Andrew who I figure is in on my stupid shtick. I finally notice that he is really confused why I can't call him by the right name but he smiles politely. That's when hot 22yo finally pulls me aside to ask if I realize that Andrew is "special". I almost dove into the shallow end of the pool again. This poor kid. Then I find out the next day that he literally has half a brain. He fell down an elevator shaft at the MGM in Vegas a few years back, was in a coma for like 6 months. F-me. :bag:
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Did you ever find out why she was spritzing her chest all hot and bothered-like?
 
Ignoramus said:
Annyong said:
Cinderella Man is an enjoyable flick.
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I'm sure I'm not the only one around here that waits to hear BAbe's review before investing my time and money into seeing a movie.
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"So this is a sequel to Gladiator?""I thought this was a Disney flick. Turns out it isn't. "

"Who was that one guy that said that one thing?"

"Who won the fight? My kid was making a racket."

 
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What age did your daughter start to get a bit of an attitude. My daughter is almost 10 and she is developing a slight "I know" attitude

 
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I was gonna post something, then my kid pooped his underpants and ran to the bathroom and took them off. He then stepped in it and walked his poop around a bit.

 
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