GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

Did I miss a fax or am I just going senile? When did we revert back to the blue star?

The what?

Something to do with Endicott Steel, I think.

Sounds like an early 20th century pron star name

That's pretty good. But I'm not giving you a like because you said something mean about the Timberwolves the other day.

Better not have been about Doug West.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Go Gades!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

A buddy of mine teaches English at our local junior college (best 4.5 years of my life).

He posted on FB that one of his students submitted an essay with the following sentence:

"This story creeped me out from the gecko."

That is so ####### awesome.

Junior colleges, man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A buddy of mine teaches English at our local junior college (best 4.5 years of my life).

He posted on FB that one of his students submitted an essay with the following sentence:

"This story creeped me out from the gecko."

That is so ####### awesome.

Junior colleges, man.

HS with ashtrays.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I shouldn't talk bad about the place though. I think they put up a plaque for me in (what used to be) the smoking section near the humanities building.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

A buddy of mine teaches English at our local junior college (best 4.5 years of my life).

He posted on FB that one of his students submitted an essay with the following sentence:

"This story creeped me out from the gecko."

That is so ####### awesome.

Junior colleges, man.

HS with ashtrays.

Have heard that before.

Of course my HS had a smoking area and an auto shop back in the day. I am sure it has neither now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A buddy of mine teaches English at our local junior college (best 4.5 years of my life).

He posted on FB that one of his students submitted an essay with the following sentence:

"This story creeped me out from the gecko."

That is so ####### awesome.

Junior colleges, man.

HS with ashtrays.

Have heard that before.

Of course my HS had a smoking area and an auto shop back in the day. I am sure it has neither now.

Friggin public schools, man. Wussification of America.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Of course Frank Gifford went to Bakersfield College.

And it has probably the best JC football stadiums in the nation..not shtick.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Tanner, did you see this?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, did you see this?

Yeah, he's from bakersfield so he actually thought he was running with the pitbulls.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Tanner, did you see this?

Yeah, he's from bakersfield so he actually thought he was running with the pitbulls.

Seems like you may have stolen that joke from the comment section on Facebook. <_<

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, did you see this?

Yeah, he's from bakersfield so he actually thought he was running with the pitbulls.

Seems like you may have stolen that joke from the comment section on Facebook. <_<

probably

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Did I miss a fax or am I just going senile? When did we revert back to the blue star?

The what?

Something to do with Endicott Steel, I think.

Sounds like an early 20th century pron star name

That's pretty good. But I'm not giving you a like because you said something mean about the Timberwolves the other day.

Hey you cut Robbie Hummel you have to expect backlash.

 

[UOFI_316]

Did I miss a fax or am I just going senile? When did we revert back to the blue star?

The what?

Something to do with Endicott Steel, I think.

Sounds like an early 20th century pron star name

That's pretty good. But I'm not giving you a like because you said something mean about the Timberwolves the other day.

Hey you cut Robbie Hummel you have to expect backlash.

Shouldn't he be playing in his 9th year at Purdue?

 

[Annyong]

But yeah. Blue stars on mobile again. Totes annoyed by this

 

[Sammy3469]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

 

[kevzilla]

Page 2 save. I can only get my car improperly towed every so often, people.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Doe!

 

[-fish-]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Doe!

Guy just wanted a couple bucks to blow.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Doe!

Guy just wanted a couple bucks to blow.

Seriously though, he was totally having sex with those deer, right?

 

[Frostillicus]

The Woz vs. Otis weight loss challenge is just fantastic.

 

[El Floppo]

gingham style, beetches.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The Woz vs. Otis weight loss challenge is just fantastic.

Worth reading then? Do I need to start at the beginning?

 

[El Floppo]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Doe!

Guy just wanted a couple bucks to blow.

Seriously though, he was totally having sex with those deer, right?

my wife had a stray young deer when she was a kid. came wandering in from the woods- they think parents were shot by hunters. lived at the house for a year+... slept in my wife's bed, would scratch on the door when it wanted to go out. eventually spent more time outside and then just wandered off for good. it totally had sex with my wife.

 

[Sammy3469]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Doe!

Guy just wanted a couple bucks to blow.

Seriously though, he was totally having sex with those deer, right?

The one in the picture is a young buck...the story has me totally :shuked:

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Doe!

Guy just wanted a couple bucks to blow.

Seriously though, he was totally having sex with those deer, right?

my wife had a stray young deer when she was a kid. came wandering in from the woods- they think parents were shot by hunters. lived at the house for a year+... slept in my wife's bed, would scratch on the door when it wanted to go out. eventually spent more time outside and then just wandered off for good. it totally had sex with my wife.

 

[bentley]

gingham style, beetches.

Just delivered a presentation at an industry conference in a berry gingham shirt. The ladies swooned.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Doe!

Guy just wanted a couple bucks to blow.

Seriously though, he was totally having sex with those deer, right?

my wife had a stray young deer when she was a kid. came wandering in from the woods- they think parents were shot by hunters. lived at the house for a year+... slept in my wife's bed, would scratch on the door when it wanted to go out. eventually spent more time outside and then just wandered off for good. it totally had sex with my wife.

who hasn't?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Mole Deer

 

[Limp Ditka]

Is that posty?

 

[El Floppo]

Oh Deer:

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/07/w-va-man-charged-with-holding-two-deer-captive-in-home-for-at-least-a-year-115371.html

Doe!

Guy just wanted a couple bucks to blow.

Seriously though, he was totally having sex with those deer, right?

my wife had a stray young deer when she was a kid. came wandering in from the woods- they think parents were shot by hunters. lived at the house for a year+... slept in my wife's bed, would scratch on the door when it wanted to go out. eventually spent more time outside and then just wandered off for good. it totally had sex with my wife.

who hasn't?

hey... that's my whore wife you're talking about.

 

[El Floppo]

thinking about ditching coffee/caffeine.

thoughts?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

thinking about ditching coffee/caffeine.

thoughts?

why? it's great.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

thinking about ditching coffee/caffeine.

thoughts?

why? it's great.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

thinking about ditching breathing air.

thoughts?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

thinking about ditching breathing air.

thoughts?

Go for it

 

[Annyong]

Thinking about ditching shuffleboard, thoughts? - Tanner

 

[urbanhack]

hi guys

 

[El Floppo]

thinking about ditching coffee/caffeine.

thoughts?

why? it's great.

I've got terrible tinnitus... supposedly a not good thing for the tinnitus.

but damn me- the second I posted that earlier, my brain launched into a full feed-me-caffeine headache. and then somebody brewed a cup of nespresso in the office. delicious, aromatic, awesome coffee.

as my ol' granpappy used to say- why do today what you can always do tomorrow. coffee it is.

 

[urbanhack]

thinking about ditching coffee/caffeine.

thoughts?

why? it's great.

I've got terrible tinnitus... supposedly a not good thing for the tinnitus.

but damn me- the second I posted that earlier, my brain launched into a full feed-me-caffeine headache. and then somebody brewed a cup of nespresso in the office. delicious, aromatic, awesome coffee.

as my ol' granpappy used to say- why do today what you can always do tomorrow. coffee it is.

or as my grandma used to say.....................#### IT!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Now I got a hankerin' for a nice Sanka

 

[Limp Ditka]

thinking about ditching breathing air.

thoughts?

My allergies have me considering this.

I walked around the office all day looking like I just rolled out of an opium den.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

hi guys

Thinking about ditching cats.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Now I got a hankerin' for a nice Sanka

Craving some air myself.

 

[El Floppo]

Now I got a hankerin' for a nice Sanka

Craving some air myself.

a non-dying cat myself

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Shut it down.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Shut it down.

Your face should be shut down

 

[Frostillicus]

Now I got a hankerin' for a nice Sanka

Have a heart.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Shut it down.

Your face should be shut down

I would like to pee on your burning corpse.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Shut it down.

Your face should be shut down

I still like Robbie Hummel though