GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (4 Viewers)

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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Homer J Simpson" data-cid="18221209" data-time="1438196034"><p><p>Next thing you know they'll be having twins.

Weeeeee!

I thought hipple was back.

 

[krista4]

K4, have you told your brother he's a ####. And why he's a ####? Is he oblivious or indifferent?

I suspect he's more oblivious than indifferent to being a #### in general, but when it comes to the way he's treated my dad, my grandparents, his ex-wife, other family, and most of all my stepmother ( RedmondLonghorn), I'd suspect he has to know he's a ####. What's weird is that while he can be really awful to most everyone, he is a middle-school teacher ( Tanner) and from all appearances a phenomenal teacher who cares about his students. I guess every ounce of kindness, empathy, selflessness he has, which is about two ounces ( Woz) is poured into that and into his own kid, who shockingly has turned out to be a great kid despite his parents.

I've never talked to him about any of it. Part of the reason is altruistic--until the last few years, while he was a #### to everyone else he was still tight with my mom and seemed decent to her, and I had no desire to make anything difficult for her, put her in the middle, etc. It seemed like she was the only one who didn't realize he was a #### and it was OK with me for her to continue to think that. The second reason, I'd probably have to admit, is just that we're of typical German stock and don't show a lot of emotion, so my tendency is just to shut off and ignore rather than to confront.

Thanks to you guys for listening, so to speak, and sending your good vibes.

GM, this is generally the time of year when we discuss getting together for a Ducks game, though later something arises that nixes the plan. I realize you're busy with all the kids in the world, but we should get on this annual fake-out ritual if we're going to do it up right.

How about this: I give you a pair of tickets to the Cal/Oregon game November 7th. You guys come down Friday, we host you for dinner. You and OH take the tickets for the game the next day. We watch NFL football on Sunday at a sports bar together. You head back home after. ????? Profit.

Also, if you want to take the train or even the Bolt Bus (big fan), I can pick you up and you can borrow my car to go down to the game on Saturday. I might have another pair of tickets available to you if you can't make Nov. 7th...let me know!

That whole idea sounds like so much fun. IN! Where is a good place for us to stay? (No camping.)

You realize there are twin GM infants there, right?

TWINS!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The girl from the Ting Tings is really hot

 

[BowieMercs]

I miss Saheeb's Warrior...

Don't we all. I think he & Lester went on a bender in Vegas and haven't been heard from since then,

Hey GBs!

Dialing...

HEY Doc!

:def: BR

Is this a ldbay: reunion? I didn't get the memo.

that would be (def) BR, shoe.

 

[Frostillicus]

I googled hot 18 year old oregon nanny and this was the first pic.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Buckhalter

 

[Abraham]

I googled hot 18 year old oregon nanny and this was the first pic.

Google is pretty good at this.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The girl from the Ting Tings is really hot

That's not her name.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Threw some spicy bbq pulled chicken in the crock pot. Should be ready for sandwiches around 3:30 for tonight's special.

 

[bostonfred]

The girl from the Ting Tings is really hot

That's not her name.

Mary jo Lisa?

 

[Dr. Watson]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Homer J Simpson" data-cid="18221209" data-time="1438196034"><p><p>Next thing you know they'll be having twins.

Weeeeee!

I thought hipple was back.

lol...

 

[Dr. Watson]

I miss Saheeb's Warrior...

Don't we all. I think he & Lester went on a bender in Vegas and haven't been heard from since then,

Hey GBs!

Dialing...

HEY Doc!

:def: BR

Is this a ldbay: reunion? I didn't get the memo.

that would be (def) BR, shoe.

Get reg and domer in here...someone has to e'splain the def reference to me...never got the memo.

 

[Dr. Watson]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Homer J Simpson" data-cid="18221209" data-time="1438196034"><p><p>Next thing you know they'll be having twins.

Weeeeee!

I thought hipple was back.

lol...

And on that note, here's an old gemstone from the past:

"I didn't see what was deleted but that is weak Cause Kid C on just about any level. That said punk, quit tossing around the F@$ slur. Holy unnecesary and such better insults. You can but do you wanna start throwing N bombsbecuase you can? Prety ofensive IMO and I know many others here who feel the same way. Do you know where that word comes from? "

:bundleofsticks:

 

[Dr. Watson]

And another for Chemx:

"OK, I'm just wondering-- Byron & I run a pretty tight ship here at RotoJunkie-- but what the hell do you have to get banned from the scorched earth of FootBallGuys' boards? Kill someone's mother?"

and

"Ok, I just cleaned out the unmitigated s***heads on this thread. I hope I'm there to laugh at each of you next time you get down.


If you have a problem with it, respond in email."

<---------------------Packrat

 

[kevzilla]

Get reg and domer in here...someone has to e'splain the def reference to me...never got the memo.

You think you're lost?

 

[krista4]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up anti-GMTANin'.

 

[krista4]

K4, I almost tagged you when I posted this on FB

Had already "liked" and replied, I think...or at least I was close in time to it.

ETA: A washed out trail is the best trail. Keep the rabble out.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

All you fools in both EDT and CDT and I have to fish this thread off of page 2 at almost 7:30 my time?

Sad.

 

[kevzilla]

All you fools in both EDT and CDT and I have to fish this thread off of page 2 at almost 7:30 my time?

Sad.

Work frequently gets in the way of my posting, particularly at month-end. Will try to be better.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

All you fools in both EDT and CDT and I have to fish this thread off of page 2 at almost 7:30 my time?

Sad.

I just assumed the crew were going to take the wheels for awhile

 

[Thorn]

All you fools in both EDT and CDT and I have to fish this thread off of page 2 at almost 7:30 my time?

Sad.

I just assumed the crew were going to take the wheels for awhile

save us from ourselves!

 

[cosjobs]

GM, this is generally the time of year when we discuss getting together for a Ducks game, though later something arises that nixes the plan. I realize you're busy with all the kids in the world, but we should get on this annual fake-out ritual if we're going to do it up right.

How about this: I give you a pair of tickets to the Cal/Oregon game November 7th. You guys come down Friday, we host you for dinner. You and OH take the tickets for the game the next day. We watch NFL football on Sunday at a sports bar together. You head back home after. ????? Profit.

Also, if you want to take the train or even the Bolt Bus (big fan), I can pick you up and you can borrow my car to go down to the game on Saturday. I might have another pair of tickets available to you if you can't make Nov. 7th...let me know!

Don't forget the duct tape, rubber gloves, and trash bags.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, this is generally the time of year when we discuss getting together for a Ducks game, though later something arises that nixes the plan. I realize you're busy with all the kids in the world, but we should get on this annual fake-out ritual if we're going to do it up right.

How about this: I give you a pair of tickets to the Cal/Oregon game November 7th. You guys come down Friday, we host you for dinner. You and OH take the tickets for the game the next day. We watch NFL football on Sunday at a sports bar together. You head back home after. ????? Profit.

Also, if you want to take the train or even the Bolt Bus (big fan), I can pick you up and you can borrow my car to go down to the game on Saturday. I might have another pair of tickets available to you if you can't make Nov. 7th...let me know!

Don't forget the duct tape, rubber gloves, and trash bags.

Anyhow...I think K4 should get a private jet.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

For Tanner:

Alden Gonzalez ‏@Alden_Gonzalez 40s41 seconds ago
Reminder: Mat Latos has a cat, and his name is Cat Latos.

 

[shuke]

I miss Saheeb's Warrior...

I miss you too GB!

OMG

 

[shuke]

"Ok, I just cleaned out the unmitigated s***heads on this thread. I hope I'm there to laugh at each of you next time you get down.


If you have a problem with it, respond in email."

<---------------------Packrat

Is that from Bob?

 

[General Malaise]

"Ok, I just cleaned out the unmitigated s***heads on this thread. I hope I'm there to laugh at each of you next time you get down.


If you have a problem with it, respond in email."

<---------------------Packrat

Is that from Bob?

Thank you for saying what needed to be said.

 

[General Malaise]

Two more weeks and my wife's ENTIRE family (except her cool little brother who's my good buddy) will be staying in our house for several days. This means I can't go to Sunriver with my older sons, my BIL and my nephews and my landscaper Sosa.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Two more weeks and my wife's ENTIRE family (except her cool little brother who's my good buddy) will be staying in our house for several days. This means I can't go to Sunriver with my older sons, my BIL and my nephews and my landscaper Sosa.

Is Sosa the dad of the kid we talked about?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Two more weeks and my wife's ENTIRE family (except her cool little brother who's my good buddy) will be staying in our house for several days. This means I can't go to Sunriver with my older sons, my BIL and my nephews and my landscaper Sosa.

Why are they staying at your house? Are they somehow unaware of your Jim-Bob Duggar starter kit?

 

[General Malaise]

Two more weeks and my wife's ENTIRE family (except her cool little brother who's my good buddy) will be staying in our house for several days. This means I can't go to Sunriver with my older sons, my BIL and my nephews and my landscaper Sosa.

Is Sosa the dad of the kid we talked about?

Yup. His son is back in Mexico to chase the girl of his 18 year old dreams. I begged and pleaded with him to wait on that, but the heart wants what the heart wants. His dad is pretty upset over it. Figured a trip to Sunriver would do him some good.

 

[General Malaise]

Two more weeks and my wife's ENTIRE family (except her cool little brother who's my good buddy) will be staying in our house for several days. This means I can't go to Sunriver with my older sons, my BIL and my nephews and my landscaper Sosa.

Why are they staying at your house? Are they somehow unaware of your Jim-Bob Duggar starter kit?

That's how they roll. When I had a little 2BR townhouse, they all crashed there, sleeping on couches and air mattresses. Now that I actually have room (despite not having everything fully furnished yet) there's no reason to make them get a place to stay. They're family is scary close.

Oh, and they WANT to be around the twins. Freaks.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Beeeitches love Sosa

 

[Dr. Watson]

"Ok, I just cleaned out the unmitigated s***heads on this thread. I hope I'm there to laugh at each of you next time you get down.


If you have a problem with it, respond in email."

<---------------------Packrat

Is that from Bhob?

 

[General Malaise]

Fridge Perry's Superbowl Ring up for grabs. Size 25.

 

[UOFI_316]

Fridge Perry's Superbowl Ring up for grabs. Size 25.

I am going to have the coolest #### ring now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Ok, I just cleaned out the unmitigated s***heads on this thread. I hope I'm there to laugh at each of you next time you get down.


If you have a problem with it, respond in email."

<---------------------Packrat

Is that from Bob?

Thank you for saying what needed to be said.

 

[Dr. Watson]

Sorry, guess I thought more people would recognize those quotes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was reading this article on shark attacks today...

Most attacks take place in shark havens such as 1. Hawaii and the 2. Caribbean, as well as 3.Australia and 4.South Africa. Last week, a surfer competing in an event in South Africa fought off a shark that attacked him on live TV. Surfers and other board-sport enthusiasts suffer about 60 percent of attacks, because sharks frequent the surf zone, where the warm waters provide a rich menu of fish.How do you avoid shark attacks?
First, remember you're in the sharks' house — at a huge disadvantage. Sharks have a "sixth sense": Through tiny pores peppering their snouts, they detect when electrical fields are even slightly disturbed by a heartbeat or muscle twitch. With that in mind, here are some helpful hints: 5. Don't swim after twilight, which is feeding time, or with an 6. open wound — some sharks can smell a drop of blood 3 miles away. 7. Try to stay in groups, because sharks tend to target lone individuals. Don't stray too far from shore, and be wary of 8. sandbars or 9. steep drop-offs, both shark hangouts. 10. Never wear shiny jewelry, which sharks sometimes mistake for shimmering fish scales.

1. Yes

2. Yes

3. No

4. No

5. Yes

6. Yes, duh

7. Yes, see #5

8. Yes

9. No, at least not that I'm aware of

10. Yes, bitches been on my tip for my big gold rope since the 80's and I refuse to change

Anybody else shocked I haven't been attacked by a shark? Of course I was bitten by a black tip shark as a kid while on a fishing excursion.

 

[kevzilla]

Sharknado 4: It's All Bob's Fault

 

[-fish-]

are we doing the stupid magic football thing again? shouldn't we have started drafting to get done by week 4?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sharknado 4: It's All Bob's Fault

are we doing the stupid magic football thing again? shouldn't we have started drafting to get done by week 4?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I "discovered" a quick and tasty treat last night. tortilla+pepperonii+mozzarella Microwave to melt cheese roll and eat. Fast,delicious and 10x better than that Papa Johns crap my boys like.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I "discovered" a quick and tasty treat last night. tortilla+pepperonii+mozzarella Microwave to melt cheese roll and eat. Fast,delicious and 10x better than that Papa Johns crap my boys like.

Better fire up a thread. (TF>hi)

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Any FBGs in here?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://i.imgur.com/No6BvGy.png

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

We are now officially dog-sitting a border collie. In addition to our German Shepherd, Corgi puppy and five kids.

Yay?

 

[cstu]

I "discovered" a quick and tasty treat last night. tortilla+pepperonii+mozzarella Microwave to melt cheese roll and eat. Fast,delicious and 10x better than that Papa Johns crap my boys like.

My go to is a quesadilla with a fresh TorillaLand tortilla, mozzarella, pepperoni, and shaved parmesan. Gotta grill that tortilla.

 

[El Floppo]

We are now officially dog-sitting a border collie. In addition to our German Shepherd, Corgi puppy and five kids.

Yay?

can you give some of the kids back? or a dog?

 

[heckmanm]

So, the Phillies are inducting Pat Burrell into their wall of fame, so they hosted a live Twitter chat with him.

Apparently, he had a bit of a reputation