GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)

[belljr]

Showtime just became available via PlayStation and I'm watching this Ray Donovan show. Not bad.

Excellent show

 

[Henry Ford]

Best/worst student names this year

Spoiler

Jaxon

Mackynzee

Keeli

Swayde (assuming this is pronounced 'suede/swayed')

Tylen (no 'ol')

Dasia (Duh Asia? Daisy-uh? Dass I-uh?)

Zeric

And my favorite:

Dalylah. (I had no idea wtf this was. Asked my wife. It took her a minute but I'm pretty sure she's right...Delilah. :twopunches

Spoiler

Hmmm, I was going with the last as Dal-ya.

ETA: That's what Mr krista guessed, too.

Yeah at first glance that's what it looks like but there's an extra L in there.

I was thinking "Dalai Lama" without the last "ma"

 

[General Malaise]

Best/worst student names this year

Spoiler

Jaxon

Mackynzee

Keeli

Swayde (assuming this is pronounced 'suede/swayed')

Tylen (no 'ol')

Dasia (Duh Asia? Daisy-uh? Dass I-uh?)

Zeric

And my favorite:

Dalylah. (I had no idea wtf this was. Asked my wife. It took her a minute but I'm pretty sure she's right...Delilah. :twopunches

My niece is Makenzie. We got a good chuckle out of this today.

 

[Ignoramus]

Yesterday I had three nearly-perfectly-ripe figs on the tree. Tuesdays are when the landscapers come and lo and behold the trio is gone! #whitepeopleproblems

Most landscapers get beat out by the neighbors and the birds.

Definitely not neighbors. We have high fences and a locked gate. And the birds around here rarely eat the whole thing -- they just poke a hole and eat the good stuff out of the middle leaving you thinking you have a good fig until you go to pick it. No sir, blame lies squarely at the feet of those dirty landscapers.

 

[the rover]

I drive a lot. Whenever I'm on the freeway I see people sleeping in the passenger seat. I can see this with a little kid, but who sleeps in a car at 3 pm? Is riding in a car that taxing? Isn't there a social contract to interact with the person driving you?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I drive a lot. Whenever I'm on the freeway I see people sleeping in the passenger seat. I can see this with a little kid, but who sleeps in a car at 3 pm? Is riding in a car that taxing? Isn't there a social contract to interact with the person driving you?

I bet you are driving less these days. Not doing Gig Harbor to Seattle round trip every day must be a major lifetsyle improvement.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

RE: Dasia

I'm thinking Dash-ya.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I drive a lot. Whenever I'm on the freeway I see people sleeping in the passenger seat. I can see this with a little kid, but who sleeps in a car at 3 pm? Is riding in a car that taxing? Isn't there a social contract to interact with the person driving you?

Very hungover people.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I drive a lot. Whenever I'm on the freeway I see people sleeping in the passenger seat. I can see this with a little kid, but who sleeps in a car at 3 pm? Is riding in a car that taxing? Isn't there a social contract to interact with the person driving you?

Very hungover people.

Drugged cheerleaders.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I drive a lot. Whenever I'm on the freeway I see people sleeping in the passenger seat. I can see this with a little kid, but who sleeps in a car at 3 pm? Is riding in a car that taxing? Isn't there a social contract to interact with the person driving you?

Very hungover people.

drunk people

 

[DA RAIDERS]

RE: Dasia

I'm thinking Dash-ya.

Obviously day-sh-a

 

[kentric]

I drive a lot. Whenever I'm on the freeway I see people sleeping in the passenger seat. I can see this with a little kid, but who sleeps in a car at 3 pm? Is riding in a car that taxing? Isn't there a social contract to interact with the person driving you?

Very hungover people.

Or the passenger had driven the night shift.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I drive a lot. Whenever I'm on the freeway I see people sleeping in the passenger seat. I can see this with a little kid, but who sleeps in a car at 3 pm? Is riding in a car that taxing? Isn't there a social contract to interact with the person driving you?

Very hungover people.

This. We took a client to a Tigers/Cubs game a few years ago at that dump Wrigley...drank from about 4 PM-2AM...lots of beers and shotsI slept almost the entire ride back to Detroit the next day...my poor coworker still hates me for it

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Cornholed with Cosjobs Monday night. After a really nice dinner, he played in my home poker game. Prior to the game he continued to claim he was terrible at the game and pretended to barely understand the rules. But as he sipped on his Pappy and Mexican Coke, he continued to rake pots all night.



Many of you already know this, but A+ quality guy.

Thanks for stopping by Cos.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

RE: Dasia

I'm thinking Dash-ya.

Obviously day-sh-a

UPDATE: It is "Delilah". Dasia is in my next period. I will know more then.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

RE: Dasia

I'm thinking Dash-ya.

Obviously day-sh-a

UPDATE: It is "Delilah". Dasia is in my next period. I will know more then.

Do you shtick it up and purposely try to mispronounce them?

 

[Tiger Fan]

RE: Dasia

I'm thinking Dash-ya.

Obviously day-sh-a

UPDATE: It is "Delilah". Dasia is in my next period. I will know more then.

Hey There

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

RE: Dasia

I'm thinking Dash-ya.

Obviously day-sh-a

UPDATE: It is "Delilah". Dasia is in my next period. I will know more then.

Do you shtick it up and purposely try to mispronounce them?

Eventually. A little early in the year right now, though.

 

[heckmanm]

RE: Dasia

I'm thinking Dash-ya.

Obviously day-sh-a

UPDATE: It is "Delilah". Dasia is in my next period. I will know more then.

Do you shtick it up and purposely try to mispronounce them?

Eventually. A little early in the year right now, though.

Or go Key & Peele style and mispronounce the easy ones.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

RE: Dasia

I'm thinking Dash-ya.

Obviously day-sh-a

UPDATE: It is "Delilah". Dasia is in my next period. I will know more then.

Do you shtick it up and purposely try to mispronounce them?

Eventually. A little early in the year right now, though.

Or go Key & Peele style and mispronounce the easy ones.

I have done that in the past with A-A-Ron.

 

[Thorn]

My friend's friend was knows of these twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello. Pronounced leh-MAN-gel-oh and oh-RAN-gel-oh

actually true

 

[Dan Lambskin]

GTFO

 

[-fish-]

Who are the website designers on the boards? I need one for my new firm?

 

[Frostillicus]

My friend's friend was knows of these twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello. Pronounced leh-MAN-gel-oh and oh-RAN-gel-oh

actually true

My mom used to work for a school, and she told me one time that another lady at the school saw the name "Le-a" for a registered student. You'll never guess how it was pronounced.

 

[kevzilla]

Lay-AAAH

 

[Idiot Boxer]

DaRaiders - what's your schedule look like today?

BUMP.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Just about to take my oldest to his first HS football practice. I feel old.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just about to take my oldest to his first HS football practice. I feel old.

You are.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Just about to take my oldest to his first HS football practice. I feel old.

You are.

That does sort of explain it.

Way to wrap it all up with a neat little bow.

 

[bostonfred]

Like a french person saying "the a"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My friend's friend was knows of these twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello. Pronounced leh-MAN-gel-oh and oh-RAN-gel-oh

actually true

My mom used to work for a school, and she told me one time that another lady at the school saw the name "Le-a" for a registered student. You'll never guess how it was pronounced.

And that Navy Seal's name?:

Albert Einstein.

 

[tommyboy]

family member was named "Una". in grade school her mom legally changed her name to "Oona" so teachers and other kids would pronounce it correctly.

:facepalm:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

 

[tommyboy]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

too soon

 

[tommyboy]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

someone change the pic to Jared

http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/if-youre-seeing-this-its-too-late-drugged-by-bill-cosby.jpg

 

[Limp Ditka]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

So wait... Woz is defending the Jesus Quintana's of Arizona?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

So wait... Woz is defending the Jesus Quintana's of Arizona?

Who?

 

[Limp Ditka]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

So wait... Woz is defending the Jesus Quintana's of Arizona?

Who?

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--oR8Towtu--/feomq5fi33r9atqa7lr5.jpg

 

[DA RAIDERS]

DaRaiders - what's your schedule look like today?

BUMP.

Hiking, swimming, drinking. Pm'd youEta: drunk fishing to commence in 10 min or so

 

[Limp Ditka]

DaRaiders - what's your schedule look like today?

BUMP.

Hiking, swimming, drinking. Pm'd you

omg im drinking too!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

So wait... Woz is defending the Jesus Quintana's of Arizona?

Who?

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--oR8Towtu--/feomq5fi33r9atqa7lr5.jpg

Oh, him.

Ug.

 

[cosjobs]

DaRaiders - what's your schedule look like today?

BUMP.

He sent me a text last night that he was going to bed.

Sent him a VM this morning on my sched.

Never heard back,

Had a great meet today at TOPO Distillery. Meeting again tomorrow.

Love love love this 21c Museum Hotel.

May go see the Durham Bulls later tonight or tomorrow.

Will go see GLumpy tomorrow lunch or Friday

 

[Dan Lambskin]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

I gave you a like

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

I gave you a like

And then it was deleted.

 

[Tiger Fan]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

I gave you a like

And then it was deleted.

What was the joke

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

I gave you a like

And then it was deleted.

What was the joke

I'm not risking it again.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

DaRaiders - what's your schedule look like today?

BUMP.

He sent me a text last night that he was going to bed.Sent him a VM this morning on my sched.

Never heard back,

Had a great meet today at TOPO Distillery. Meeting again tomorrow.

Love love love this 21c Museum Hotel.

May go see the Durham Bulls later tonight or tomorrow.

Will go see GLumpy tomorrow lunch or Friday

Have texted you...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

Pedophile jokes are pretty tasteless, guy.

 

[Frostillicus]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

I gave you a like

And then it was deleted.

What was the joke

I'm not risking it again.

We're in the trust tree.

 

[Tiger Fan]

People in the Jared Subway thread don't like jokes.

I gave you a like

And then it was deleted.

What was the joke

I'm not risking it again.

Can you just post the link to the reddit thread you took it from?