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[Dan Lambskin]

I'll always remember him like this

http://images1.villagevoice.com/imager/u/original/6651067/youngkidrock560.jpg

 

[ffjunk]

Streaker fail. SFW.

https://www.jukinmedia.com/videos/view/16018

 

[Limp Ditka]

Do you think that when gingers do one of those fb 'who's your soulmate' quizzes, the program just crashes?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Awesome. We finally moved my MIL out of our house and someone tried to break into her new apartment apparently last night. So now she's freaking out on the verge of a mental breakdown and it looks like my first weekend alone with my wife in over 5 years is about to go down in flames.

That's crazy, man. How did you buy that bundle of goods?

Is this weird? It's been over 12 years since we had a full weekend just wife and me.

:headshot:

 

[Ignoramus]

Do you think that when gingers do one of those fb 'who's your soulmate' quizzes, the program just crashes?

No, because we don't do stupid ####### Facebook quizzes, ######.

 

[Ignoramus]

Going to the Oddball Comedy Tour tomorrow night. Should be fun, even though Bill Burr isn't there this year. I think I might like a couple of these people.

Aziz Ansari,

Amy Schumer,

Anthony Jeselnik,

Big Jay Oakerson,

Bridget Everett,

Jay Pharoah,

Jeff Ross,

Nick Kroll,

Rachel Feinstein,

TJ Miller

Solid lineup. Jeselnik slays me.Went to this last year. I was drunk but I'm pretty sure Sarah Silverman and Plaxico Burress performed... don't remember Burr being there but I've seen him a couple of times now and his material hasn't changed much.

 

[tommyboy]

Its just music. Half the people there dont even care

Wat

like you just don't care

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cheap trick is terrible in concert right up until their last song, which will be "surrender" and which will nail every note to the point that even OPM would be singing along.

So consider the first 11 songs a pee break and then catch Surrender. You're welcome.

IM SURE THERES A LUKE BRYAN CONCERT OUT THERE FOR YOU.

 

[tommyboy]

worst concert i ever saw, unfortunately multiple times, was Smashing Pumpkins. I don't think you could intentionally sound that awful.

although one time I went to see Janes Addiction here in Portland and the warm up act was some fat chick from texas with a 4 man band backing her up and i'm guessing she played for about 40 mins. the last 2-3 songs people were booing her. when she finally finished she yells "#### you Portland" and walks off the stage to thunderous applause.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

worst concert i ever saw, unfortunately multiple times, was Smashing Pumpkins. I don't think you could intentionally sound that awful.

although one time I went to see Janes Addiction here in Portland and the warm up act was some fat chick from texas with a 4 man band backing her up and i'm guessing she played for about 40 mins. the last 2-3 songs people were booing her. when she finally finished she yells "#### you Portland" and walks off the stage to thunderous applause.

this is the worst band I've ever heard live

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

worst concert i ever saw, unfortunately multiple times, was Smashing Pumpkins. I don't think you could intentionally sound that awful.

although one time I went to see Janes Addiction here in Portland and the warm up act was some fat chick from texas with a 4 man band backing her up and i'm guessing she played for about 40 mins. the last 2-3 songs people were booing her. when she finally finished she yells "#### you Portland" and walks off the stage to thunderous applause.

worst concert i ever saw, unfortunately multiple times, was Smashing Pumpkins. I don't think you could intentionally sound that awful.

although one time I went to see Janes Addiction here in Portland and the warm up act was some fat chick from texas with a 4 man band backing her up and i'm guessing she played for about 40 mins. the last 2-3 songs people were booing her. when she finally finished she yells "#### you Portland" and walks off the stage to thunderous applause.

Its just music. Half the people there dont even care

 

[cosjobs]

Hungover as ####. Today is going to be a long day.

I need to be sent down

Follow the airplane noises

 

[shuke]

Grove is a friggin saint.

No crap. Grove, hope things turn around.

 

[tommyboy]

worst concert i ever saw, unfortunately multiple times, was Smashing Pumpkins. I don't think you could intentionally sound that awful.

although one time I went to see Janes Addiction here in Portland and the warm up act was some fat chick from texas with a 4 man band backing her up and i'm guessing she played for about 40 mins. the last 2-3 songs people were booing her. when she finally finished she yells "#### you Portland" and walks off the stage to thunderous applause.

this is the worst band I've ever heard live

that show? never heard of 'em

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

worst concert i ever saw, unfortunately multiple times, was Smashing Pumpkins. I don't think you could intentionally sound that awful.

although one time I went to see Janes Addiction here in Portland and the warm up act was some fat chick from texas with a 4 man band backing her up and i'm guessing she played for about 40 mins. the last 2-3 songs people were booing her. when she finally finished she yells "#### you Portland" and walks off the stage to thunderous applause.

this is the worst band I've ever heard live

CBGB is now a John Varvatos store.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

worst concert i ever saw, unfortunately multiple times, was Smashing Pumpkins. I don't think you could intentionally sound that awful.

although one time I went to see Janes Addiction here in Portland and the warm up act was some fat chick from texas with a 4 man band backing her up and i'm guessing she played for about 40 mins. the last 2-3 songs people were booing her. when she finally finished she yells "#### you Portland" and walks off the stage to thunderous applause.

this is the worst band I've ever heard live

that show? never heard of 'em

No I saw them at a Warped Tour in Detroit

I just YouTube them and posted a link

They were ####ter in person

 

[General Malaise]

Saw Beastie Boys and Tribe Called Quest. I know this is probably blasphemy, but....'meh'.

 

[Annyong]

My 2 and 3 year old love the Beastie Boys.

 

[General Malaise]

My 2 and 3 year old love the Beastie Boys.

Yeah, I do too, but their concert was a bit....hackneyed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Aziz Ansari is pretty meh.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Aziz Ansari is pretty meh.

I loved his stuff a few years ago. His most recent special was definitely "meh".

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Do you think that when gingers do one of those fb 'who's your soulmate' quizzes, the program just crashes?

Can I steal this for FB purposes?

 

[General Malaise]

Aziz Ansari is pretty meh.

Now I think you guys are just making up band names.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Do you think that when gingers do one of those fb 'who's your soulmate' quizzes, the program just crashes?

Can I steal this for FB purposes?

Anything for you, GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Aziz Ansari is pretty meh.

Now I think you guys are just making up band names.

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/447124-totally-fictitious-album-draft/?hl=%2Bfictitious

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I like that Anthony Jeselnik guy...so wonderfully inappropriate.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Do you think that when gingers do one of those fb 'who's your soulmate' quizzes, the program just crashes?

Can I steal this for FB purposes?

Anything for you, GB.

 

[General Malaise]

Aziz Ansari is pretty meh.

Now I think you guys are just making up band names.

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/447124-totally-fictitious-album-draft/?hl=%2Bfictitious

14.05 Death Minister & The Carnage Gospel - Raping Jesus

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Saw Beastie Boys and Tribe Called Quest. I know this is probably blasphemy, but....'meh'.

weird

I thought both were great.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Just had to unfollow someone pushing the "Guns aren't the problem, godlessness is" meme.

I mean, regardless of your stance on guns...no one has ever committed a violent act in the name of god. Amirite?

 

[General Malaise]

Saw Beastie Boys and Tribe Called Quest. I know this is probably blasphemy, but....'meh'.

weird

I thought both were great.

There was just no flow....as soon as I would get into a song, they'd launch into something else. Sound system was bad and they didn't once say "HELLO PORTLAND!". How very Pixies of them.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just had to unfollow someone pushing the "Guns aren't the problem, godlessness is" meme.

I mean, regardless of your stance on guns...no one has ever committed a violent act in the name of god. Amirite?

http://www.zazzle.com/when_god_left_our_schools_gunmen_entered_bumper_sticker-128804095248996896

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Just had to unfollow someone pushing the "Guns aren't the problem, godlessness is" meme.

I mean, regardless of your stance on guns...no one has ever committed a violent act in the name of god. Amirite?

http://www.zazzle.com/when_god_left_our_schools_gunmen_entered_bumper_sticker-128804095248996896

Oof.

 

[tommyboy]

saw beastie boys at a lollapalooza up at The Gorge, this was during the "Check Your Head" timeframe when they started playing instruments, and they were pretty good. I mean you could tell they weren't super pro musicians but they were really entertaining.

 

[shuke]

they didn't once say "HELLO PORTLAND!".

This is an actual complaint of yours?

 

[krista4]

Redmond, have you been able to figure out whether you can make 9/20 for a cornhole? I have a friend who wants to come in town and am telling her "no" for that weekend, but if the get-together isn't happening I'll let her visit.

 

[General Malaise]

they didn't once say "HELLO PORTLAND!".

This is an actual complaint of yours?

Yes, Shuke. Yes it is. Say "hello" when you come to my city. Engage me. Tell me how much you like my craft beers, gentle breezes and jobless hipsters. I don't want performance artists who take themselves too seriously.

 

[El Floppo]

they didn't once say "HELLO PORTLAND!".

This is an actual complaint of yours?

he didn't even live in Portland either.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Redmond, have you been able to figure out whether you can make 9/20 for a cornhole? I have a friend who wants to come in town and am telling her "no" for that weekend, but if the get-together isn't happening I'll let her visit.

I just checked the calendar and it is a weekend that we should be without the kids.

What is the actual plan?

ETA: I have actual clearance now, though Wife 2.0 is out, since she will be attending some God-awful baby shower.

 

[Annyong]

I am pretty nervous about a physical I have to take for a new gig I'm trying to get. Start out making about 20% more than I am now (after being here for 7 years), and could double within 4-5 years. Would be very good for my family and I don't want to let them down.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I am pretty nervous about a physical I have to take for a new gig I'm trying to get. Start out making about 20% more than I am now (after being here for 7 years), and could double within 4-5 years. Would be very good for my family and I don't want to let them down.

Don't you run marathons?

Or are you worried about pissing in a cup?

 

[Hawks64]

I am pretty nervous about a physical I have to take for a new gig I'm trying to get. Start out making about 20% more than I am now (after being here for 7 years), and could double within 4-5 years. Would be very good for my family and I don't want to let them down.

Don't you run marathons?

Or are you worried about pissing in a cup?

 

[shuke]

they didn't once say "HELLO PORTLAND!".

This is an actual complaint of yours?

Yes, Shuke. Yes it is. Say "hello" when you come to my city. Engage me. Tell me how much you like my craft beers, gentle breezes and jobless hipsters. I don't want performance artists who take themselves too seriously.

WHO'S READY TO ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!??!?!

 

[krista4]

Redmond, have you been able to figure out whether you can make 9/20 for a cornhole? I have a friend who wants to come in town and am telling her "no" for that weekend, but if the get-together isn't happening I'll let her visit.

I just checked the calendar and it is a weekend that we should be without the kids.

What is the actual plan?

ETA: I have actual clearance now, though Wife 2.0 is out, since she will be attending some God-awful baby shower.

fishie's idea and I don't know that he has an actual plan yet beyond "watch football and drink together." I'd assume it will depend upon where attendees are located. So far we have "middle of nowhere northwest," "middle of nowhere southwest," and "middle of nowhere northeast," so that is handy. Mr krista and I will go anywhere, though.

 

[FUBAR]

Awesome. We finally moved my MIL out of our house and someone tried to break into her new apartment apparently last night. So now she's freaking out on the verge of a mental breakdown and it looks like my first weekend alone with my wife in over 5 years is about to go down in flames.

That's crazy, man. How did you buy that bundle of goods?

Is this weird? It's been over 12 years since we had a full weekend just wife and me.

Holy crap. Get a sitter and get away for a weekend.

The kids are in sports, so no.She is dropping the kids off with her parents Saturday afternoon. We'll pick them up Sunday morning.

Do you really hire a sitter for a full weekend?

will either of your parents take them for a full weekend?

They'd be willing, but as I wrote before, we lived more than 8 hours away from them since we had kids. Now they're involved in sports on weekends. We'll get away for a night but not a whole weekend.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Redmond, have you been able to figure out whether you can make 9/20 for a cornhole? I have a friend who wants to come in town and am telling her "no" for that weekend, but if the get-together isn't happening I'll let her visit.

I just checked the calendar and it is a weekend that we should be without the kids.

What is the actual plan?

ETA: I have actual clearance now, though Wife 2.0 is out, since she will be attending some God-awful baby shower.

fishie's idea and I don't know that he has an actual plan yet beyond "watch football and drink together." I'd assume it will depend upon where attendees are located. So far we have "middle of nowhere northwest," "middle of nowhere southwest," and "middle of nowhere northeast," so that is handy. Mr krista and I will go anywhere, though.

Hawks are out of town, so gathering downtown or in SoDo/Georgetown areas wouldn't be insane. That is a pretty central location for me, RoverFish, Drifter and y'all.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Awesome. We finally moved my MIL out of our house and someone tried to break into her new apartment apparently last night. So now she's freaking out on the verge of a mental breakdown and it looks like my first weekend alone with my wife in over 5 years is about to go down in flames.

That's crazy, man. How did you buy that bundle of goods?

Is this weird? It's been over 12 years since we had a full weekend just wife and me.

Holy crap. Get a sitter and get away for a weekend.

The kids are in sports, so no.She is dropping the kids off with her parents Saturday afternoon. We'll pick them up Sunday morning.

Do you really hire a sitter for a full weekend?

will either of your parents take them for a full weekend?

They'd be willing, but as I wrote before, we lived more than 8 hours away from them since we had kids. Now they're involved in sports on weekends. We'll get away for a night but not a whole weekend.

They'll live if you miss a game.

 

[Drifter]

Redmond, have you been able to figure out whether you can make 9/20 for a cornhole? I have a friend who wants to come in town and am telling her "no" for that weekend, but if the get-together isn't happening I'll let her visit.

I just checked the calendar and it is a weekend that we should be without the kids.

What is the actual plan?

ETA: I have actual clearance now, though Wife 2.0 is out, since she will be attending some God-awful baby shower.

fishie's idea and I don't know that he has an actual plan yet beyond "watch football and drink together." I'd assume it will depend upon where attendees are located. So far we have "middle of nowhere northwest," "middle of nowhere southwest," and "middle of nowhere northeast," so that is handy. Mr krista and I will go anywhere, though.

Hawks are out of town, so gathering downtown or in SoDo/Georgetown areas wouldn't be insane. That is a pretty central location for me, RoverFish, Drifter and y'all.

Interestingly, the midpoint of Port Ludlow, Redmond, Lake Forest Park and Gig Harbor is the tip of Discovery Park. Ballard being the closet real neighborhood.

If you take out Port Ludlow, it is indeed SoDo.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Redmond, have you been able to figure out whether you can make 9/20 for a cornhole? I have a friend who wants to come in town and am telling her "no" for that weekend, but if the get-together isn't happening I'll let her visit.

I just checked the calendar and it is a weekend that we should be without the kids.

What is the actual plan?

ETA: I have actual clearance now, though Wife 2.0 is out, since she will be attending some God-awful baby shower.

fishie's idea and I don't know that he has an actual plan yet beyond "watch football and drink together." I'd assume it will depend upon where attendees are located. So far we have "middle of nowhere northwest," "middle of nowhere southwest," and "middle of nowhere northeast," so that is handy. Mr krista and I will go anywhere, though.

Hawks are out of town, so gathering downtown or in SoDo/Georgetown areas wouldn't be insane. That is a pretty central location for me, RoverFish, Drifter and y'all.

Interestingly, the midpoint of Port Ludlow, Redmond, Lake Forest Park and Gig Harbor is the tip of Discovery Park. Ballard being the closet real neighborhood.

If you take out Port Ludlow, it is indeed SoDo.

Ballard is also the hardest place to get to in all of Seattle for each of us. Except maybe you.

 

[El Floppo]

SoDo... really?