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El Floppo said:
and btw- we're in the Grovedeisel side of things in regards to our mice.

First rolling with Mouse-b-gone- jars of ferret fecal matter that you get wet with the cap off...natural predator, so is supposed to scare the bejeezus out of the mice. didn't work (although it's worked in teh past). step duh- live-traps, loaded with peanut butter and cheese. catch 'em, and then drop them them on the ####### skateboarders who camp out in front of the building after midnight. so far, they don't seem to like the organic peanut butter or smoked mozzarella. part twa is getting another cat. Chippy cat never caught them, but he clearly kept the damn punks off our lawn. :shakesfist: RIP Chippy.
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Probably catch more skateboarders with energy drinks.

 
mr roboto said:
We have wood siding and woodpeckers like to peck at it. We back up to a forested area and these little bastards won't go away.

How do you kill like 20 woodpeckers?
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Get rid of whatever bugs are in your siding that the woodpeckers are trying to get at. By killing the woodpeckers you are killing the symptom, not the problem.

Or just get a bunch of toothpicks and a bunch of pecker heads...

 
 
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."
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Probably a Justified fan. Or a Viking.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."
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Probably a Justified fan. Or a Viking.
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Do Stetsons come with horns?

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."
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Probably a Justified fan. Or a Viking.
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Well he was pretty close to oildale so he probably loved Justified.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."
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Godspeed GM.

 
Rustoleum said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."
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Probably a Justified fan. Or a Viking.
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Do Stetsons come with horns?
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We just had our million dollar idea!

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."
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Probably a Justified fan. Or a Viking.
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Well he was pretty close to oildale so he probably loved Justified.
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So Oildale residents are particularly appreciative of awesome TV shows?

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."
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Probably a Justified fan. Or a Viking.
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Well he was pretty close to oildale so he probably loved Justified.
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So Oildale residents are particularly appreciative of awesome TV shows?
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Nailed it. http://media.turnto23.com/photo/2014/03/29/16x9/Filming_begins_on_music_video_for__Oilda_1462040000_3892820_ver1.0_640_480.jpg

 
Cool story: a few weeks ago my wife and I were talking about pets that we had as kids. I mentioned that for years I had an aquarium that I kept up religiously despite being a total dip #### as a teen. My socks probably didn't match but I kept my fish alive.

So today, in the middle of fixing my car, my wife and eldest kid surprise me with a cheapo (I'd be pissed if otherwise) aquarium.

Coelacanths are still available at petsmart, right?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Cool story: a few weeks ago my wife and I were talking about pets that we had as kids. I mentioned that for years I had an aquarium that I kept up religiously despite being a total dip #### as a teen. My socks probably didn't match but I kept my fish alive.

So today, in the middle of fixing my car, my wife and eldest kid surprise me with a cheapo (I'd be pissed if otherwise) aquarium.

Coelacanths are still available at petsmart, right?
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:thumbup: That's really sweet.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Cool story: a few weeks ago my wife and I were talking about pets that we had as kids. I mentioned that for years I had an aquarium that I kept up religiously despite being a total dip #### as a teen. My socks probably didn't match but I kept my fish alive.

So today, in the middle of fixing my car, my wife and eldest kid surprise me with a cheapo (I'd be pissed if otherwise) aquarium.

Coelacanths are still available at petsmart, right?
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I've managed to keep 5 glo fish alive for my son for a couple years. Now considering a new/bigger tank because the stupid black light in my $40 "set" went out.

 
Driving home tonight I hit a deer.

I was not going that fast, maybe 45-50.

SOB ran right in front of me on the downhill stretch where I just pull in the clutch and glide through a couple of curves. He slammed right into my good (left) knee. I managed to keep the bike upright and moving forward. Front end seemed messed up and my knee hurts like a mother. I doubt the deer makes it.

Mice... harumph

 
cosjobs said:
Driving home tonight I hit a deer.

I was not going that fast, maybe 45-50.

SOB ran right in front of me on the downhill stretch where I just pull in the clutch and glide through a couple of curves. He slammed right into my good (left) knee. I managed to keep the bike upright and moving forward. Front end seemed messed up and my knee hurts like a mother. I doubt the deer makes it.

Mice... harumph
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Holy ####. You are lucky, you could have wiped out so easily.

 
yeah, it was kind of a moment of truth for me as I swerved, drug footpegs and wrangled to keep up right. 100 yards later, not so much

 
Damn, glad you're ok cos

Oh and I'm a card carrying member of Team SnapMouseHeadsOff. Seems like I get 5-6 per year in my basement. Eff those guys

 
cosjobs said:
Driving home tonight I hit a deer.

I was not going that fast, maybe 45-50.

SOB ran right in front of me on the downhill stretch where I just pull in the clutch and glide through a couple of curves. He slammed right into my good (left) knee. I managed to keep the bike upright and moving forward. Front end seemed messed up and my knee hurts like a mother. I doubt the deer makes it.

Mice... harumph
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####. Sucks. Have hit a deer or two in my day.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."
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Ragnar's really not taking the job loss well.

 
heckmanm said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Some duushspigot took a shot at a CHP officer and then barricaded himself in his house. SWAT standoff etc. My school had to alter bus routes because of this tool belt.

During the standoff he was posting on FB

"I WILL SURRENDER ONLY TO A FEDERALMARSHALLL. BRING THE FEDS!!!!!"

"I'M GONNA LI'VE AS LONG AS I CAN. AS LONG AS A VIKING CANNN."
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Ragnar's really not taking the job loss well.
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:lmao:
 
Binky The Doormat said:
cosjobs said:
Driving home tonight I hit a deer.

I was not going that fast, maybe 45-50.

SOB ran right in front of me on the downhill stretch where I just pull in the clutch and glide through a couple of curves. He slammed right into my good (left) knee. I managed to keep the bike upright and moving forward. Front end seemed messed up and my knee hurts like a mother. I doubt the deer makes it.

Mice... harumph
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Holy ####. You are lucky, you could have wiped out so easily.
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This. Glad you're ok Cos!!

 
cosjobs said:
GroveDiesel said:
Wow. How do you get run into on a motorcycle and keep it upright? That's crazy.
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I was wearing shorts. I couldn't go down.

I'm afraid my knee's effed, tho, if pain, swelling and inability to bend it are indicators.
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get to a doctor soon. no reason to ride it out and see if you're ok here, IMO.

scary #### that could have been so much worse... really glad you made it out relatively ok. [:notebook: Cos can be the get-away driver for future heist... as long as there aren't deer involved in the heist]

 
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