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[YSR]

I'm alive. Work has both FFA and Scrabble blocked and it's not like my home life affords me a lot of time for leisure. Basically, I'm in my darkest days. But all is well.

Circus peanuts are made from the devil's semen.

 

[Frostillicus]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

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[heckmanm]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

Needs more herring.

 

[El Floppo]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

no thank you. 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

One time I got a schnitzel in Germany that was the size of a dinner plate.

 

[tommyboy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18SeqcDtPEI&list=PL9334E4B8F0EAEBF4&index=12

 

[heckmanm]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

Needs more herring.

Seriously though, looks great. Forced to choose, I think I'd go Sauerbraten.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

Needs more herring.

Seriously though, looks great. Forced to choose, I think I'd go Sauerbraten.

Schwiensaxe or rouladen for this guy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

According to Forbes, what is the least popular candy handed out at Halloween?

Payday

Actually true.

Total bull####

Top 5 candy bar.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Two of my people were having an affair. They're spinning it as an "emotional affair."

His wife is demanding one of them quit. They've asked for his 401k statement. No idea what's going to happen, but they're my two best employees. I'm only two weeks in, so I have no responsibility for this, and I guess the worse it gets the better I look when we're back to normal.

I can't remember, are you a slaver or a cult leader?

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[St. Louis Bob]

I'm alive. Work has both FFA and Scrabble blocked and it's not like my home life affords me a lot of time for leisure. Basically, I'm in my darkest days. But all is well.

Circus peanuts are made from the devil's semen.

Whoa, was thinking about these last night. My Great Grandfather always had a big bag of them for us kids. They taste a lot better with a whole bunch of cigar smoke I guess.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm alive. Work has both FFA and Scrabble blocked and it's not like my home life affords me a lot of time for leisure. Basically, I'm in my darkest days. But all is well.

Circus peanuts are made from the devil's semen.

I was in Clemson for the Clemson-Notre Dame game.

That town is a swamp. No offense to Gainsville

 

[Good Posting Judge]

It's not as funny as "All the Muds" IMO, but it'll do.

I was looking at those articles. It's amazing that like literally 3 guys tweeted a hashtag enough for it to gain enough momentum that the ####ty media started writing articles about it.

Also hilarious that one of the tweets claimed Star Wars was "their" heritage, when Lucas has an adopted black kid.

 

[eoMMan]

Candy corn....disgusting. Worst candy around.

 

[YSR]

I'm alive. Work has both FFA and Scrabble blocked and it's not like my home life affords me a lot of time for leisure. Basically, I'm in my darkest days. But all is well.

Circus peanuts are made from the devil's semen.

I was in Clemson for the Clemson-Notre Dame game.That town is a swamp. No offense to Gainsville

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Wife and I are getting a sitter tonight AND tomorrow night. It's been that kind of week.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

no thank you. 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben.

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[Annyong]

Candy Corn is easily the worst Halloween candy and it's not even close.

 

[El Floppo]

Candy Corn is easily the worst Halloween candy and it's not even close.

candy corn >>>>>>>>> jock itch >>>>>>>>> IBS >>>>>>>>>>>>> ball cancer >>>>>>>>>>> circus peanuts

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Circus peanuts seem gross, but I've never once actually eaten one. Didn't even consider it as a kid.

You know a candy has issues when a kid won't even try it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not a proponent of the death penalty but in this case I would say it is called for http://wtvr.com/2015/10/22/baby-carrot-assault-charge/

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm not a proponent of the death penalty but in this case I would say it is called for http://wtvr.com/2015/10/22/baby-carrot-assault-charge/

Based on this quote, I'd support the death penalty for Todd Stone.

"If it's a soft carrot, it may not be as offensive,” said CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone. “But if it's a raw carrot, you don't have to have an injury or show you were hurt to prove a battery. It just has to be an offensive, vindictive touch. That's what the law says."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That kid's got a pretty dumb face.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not a proponent of the death penalty but in this case I would say it is called for http://wtvr.com/2015/10/22/baby-carrot-assault-charge/

Based on this quote, I'd support the death penalty for Todd Stone.

"If it's a soft carrot, it may not be as offensive,” said CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone. “But if it's a raw carrot, you don't have to have an injury or show you were hurt to prove a battery. It just has to be an offensive, vindictive touch. That's what the law says."

Exactly. Doesn't matter what kind of carrot it was. This girl is a danger to not just the honest, hardworking middle school teachers of America but society in general as well.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm not a proponent of the death penalty but in this case I would say it is called for http://wtvr.com/2015/10/22/baby-carrot-assault-charge/

Based on this quote, I'd support the death penalty for Todd Stone.

"If it's a soft carrot, it may not be as offensive,” said CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone. “But if it's a raw carrot, you don't have to have an injury or show you were hurt to prove a battery. It just has to be an offensive, vindictive touch. That's what the law says."

Exactly. Doesn't matter what kind of carrot it was. This girl is a danger to not just the honest, hardworking middle school teachers of America but society in general as well.

Fictional characters?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

no thank you. 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben.

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That's some good food right there. Well worth the price I'm sure.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Candy corn....disgusting. Worst candy around.

Agree. Unless you eat it with peanuts, then it tasts like a Payday. Worst to first.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

Bang before dinner IMO.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Candy Corn is easily the worst Halloween candy and it's not even close.

Bit-O-Honey down?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

Needs more herring.

Seriously though, looks great. Forced to choose, I think I'd go Sauerbraten.

Schwiensaxe or rouladen for this guy.

Big fan of Schwiensaxe. Our director in Germany took us for dinner one night and proudly proclaimed "Tonight we will eat the leg of a pig!"

Not sure I've ever had rouladen...anytime I've seen it on a menu they seem to be out of it. Not sure it really exists

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Candy Corn is easily the worst Halloween candy and it's not even close.

Bit-O-Honey down?

hogwash

 

[heckmanm]

Regardless of entree, get through as many of those German beers on draft as possible

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Going here for dinner tomorrow. I want all of it.

Needs more herring.

Seriously though, looks great. Forced to choose, I think I'd go Sauerbraten.

Schwiensaxe or rouladen for this guy.

Big fan of Schwiensaxe. Our director in Germany took us for dinner one night and proudly proclaimed "Tonight we will eat the leg of a pig!"

Not sure I've ever had rouladen...anytime I've seen it on a menu they seem to be out of it. Not sure it really exists

My wife's mom is from Bamberg and taught her to make it. It is pretty damn good.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Regardless of entree, get through as many of those German beers on draft as possible

 

[heckmanm]

Regardless of entree, get through as many of those German beers on draft as possible

Although at this time of year I'd probably skip the hefeweizen. But the lagers and dunkels and Oktberfests? :homerdrool:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not a proponent of the death penalty but in this case I would say it is called for http://wtvr.com/2015/10/22/baby-carrot-assault-charge/

Based on this quote, I'd support the death penalty for Todd Stone.

"If it's a soft carrot, it may not be as offensive,” said CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone. “But if it's a raw carrot, you don't have to have an injury or show you were hurt to prove a battery. It just has to be an offensive, vindictive touch. That's what the law says."

Exactly. Doesn't matter what kind of carrot it was. This girl is a danger to not just the honest, hardworking middle school teachers of America but society in general as well.

Fictional characters?

http://i.imgur.com/1c7aPJm.jpg

 

[El Floppo]

I'm not a proponent of the death penalty but in this case I would say it is called for http://wtvr.com/2015/10/22/baby-carrot-assault-charge/

Based on this quote, I'd support the death penalty for Todd Stone.

"If it's a soft carrot, it may not be as offensive,” said CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone. “But if it's a raw carrot, you don't have to have an injury or show you were hurt to prove a battery. It just has to be an offensive, vindictive touch. That's what the law says."

Exactly. Doesn't matter what kind of carrot it was. This girl is a danger to not just the honest, hardworking middle school teachers of America but society in general as well.

Documents show the carrot was just under 2 inches long.

 

[Frostillicus]

Regardless of entree, get through as many of those German beers on draft as possible

We're going to two wineries beforehand, so I'll need to pace myself.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Regardless of entree, get through as many of those German beers on draft as possible

We're going to two wineries beforehand, so I'll need to pace myself.

I'm going to direct a lot of these scumbag torrenters your way while you're away.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Regardless of entree, get through as many of those German beers on draft as possible

We're going to two wineries beforehand, so I'll need to pace myself.

Minnesota wineries? I'd pace myself by drinking water. HTH

 

[Guster]

I'm not a proponent of the death penalty but in this case I would say it is called for http://wtvr.com/2015/10/22/baby-carrot-assault-charge/

if any of your kids have a sense of humor, they would bring in a bag of baby carrots and leave them on your desk as a warning

 

[El Floppo]

btw- k4 mentioned brussels sprouts yesterday... our old cat, on occasion, would go mental over baby carrots. like he had hit the motherlode of cat nip- face smashed into the thing, eyes rolled back, speedy-gonzalezing across the apartment, and then back to shoving his face into it to stall his crash.

 

[Frostillicus]

Regardless of entree, get through as many of those German beers on draft as possible

We're going to two wineries beforehand, so I'll need to pace myself.

Minnesota wineries? I'd pace myself by drinking water. HTH

Oh, ok.

 

[General Malaise]

Circus peanuts seem gross, but I've never once actually eaten one. Didn't even consider it as a kid.

You know a candy has issues when a kid won't even try it.

Always had a bunch of these leftover. Underrated awfulness here.

 

[El Floppo]

Circus peanuts seem gross, but I've never once actually eaten one. Didn't even consider it as a kid.

You know a candy has issues when a kid won't even try it.

Always had a bunch of these leftover. Underrated awfulness here.

wow. those look... terrible. like fruit cake, but without the fruit... or cake.

there was a sweet tart looking thing that came in a roll... but was shockingly neither sweet or tart. more wafery colored dirt/board than candy. can't remember what it was called- but it was terrible.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Circus peanuts seem gross, but I've never once actually eaten one. Didn't even consider it as a kid.

You know a candy has issues when a kid won't even try it.

Always had a bunch of these leftover. Underrated awfulness here.

wow. those look... terrible. like fruit cake, but without the fruit... or cake.there was a sweet tart looking thing that came in a roll... but was shockingly neither sweet or tart. more wafery colored dirt/board than candy. can't remember what it was called- but it was terrible.

Neco wafers?

 

[El Floppo]

Circus peanuts seem gross, but I've never once actually eaten one. Didn't even consider it as a kid.

You know a candy has issues when a kid won't even try it.

Always had a bunch of these leftover. Underrated awfulness here.

wow. those look... terrible. like fruit cake, but without the fruit... or cake.there was a sweet tart looking thing that came in a roll... but was shockingly neither sweet or tart. more wafery colored dirt/board than candy. can't remember what it was called- but it was terrible.

Neco wafers?

nice work- thanks, that's exactly what I was thinking about.

 

[General Malaise]

Circus peanuts seem gross, but I've never once actually eaten one. Didn't even consider it as a kid.

You know a candy has issues when a kid won't even try it.

Always had a bunch of these leftover. Underrated awfulness here.

wow. those look... terrible. like fruit cake, but without the fruit... or cake.there was a sweet tart looking thing that came in a roll... but was shockingly neither sweet or tart. more wafery colored dirt/board than candy. can't remember what it was called- but it was terrible.

Neco wafers?

nice work- thanks, that's exactly what I was thinking about.

I like those.

I also love black licorice, but had to stop eating it because it turned my poop green.

 

[krista4]

Circus peanuts seem gross, but I've never once actually eaten one. Didn't even consider it as a kid.

You know a candy has issues when a kid won't even try it.

Always had a bunch of these leftover. Underrated awfulness here.

Oh jesus, I'd forgotten about these. You win. These are the worst.

Mr. krista a big fan of Necco wafers.