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Well, crisis is officially averted. We got the results of the blood test. Wife 2.0 isn't pregnant.

We still don't know why that first test showed up as positive. And we are waiting for results of my semen test.

The unfortunate part is Wife 2.0 always wanted to have another baby but put that aside when she decided I was the one for her. Now all that stuff is being dredged up again. Not fun.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
Well, crisis is officially averted. We got the results of the blood test. Wife 2.0 isn't pregnant.

We still don't know why that first test showed up as positive. And we are waiting for results of my semen test.

The unfortunate part is Wife 2.0 always wanted to have another baby but put that aside when she decided I was the one for her. Now all that stuff is being dredged up again. Not fun.
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Come down to Portland and babysit my 3 young hellcats for a weekend. She won't let you hug her after that.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
Well, crisis is officially averted. We got the results of the blood test. Wife 2.0 isn't pregnant.

We still don't know why that first test showed up as positive. And we are waiting for results of my semen test.

The unfortunate part is Wife 2.0 always wanted to have another baby but put that aside when she decided I was the one for her. Now all that stuff is being dredged up again. Not fun.
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Good luck with blowing duds out your pee-hole.

 
Sooooo...my flight home was cancelled due to weather. Luckily, I'm back in the condo we were in all week. No clue if the weather will let us out tomorrow. If not, I don't know where we're going to sleep. My wife is annoyed to say the least and my daughter is stoked! I'm drunk. Gonna ski again tomorrow. Wtf, I'm here.

 
DA RAIDERS said:
Sooooo...my flight home was cancelled due to weather. Luckily, I'm back in the condo we were in all week. No clue if the weather will let us out tomorrow. If not, I don't know where we're going to sleep. My wife is annoyed to say the least and my daughter is stoked! I'm drunk. Gonna ski again tomorrow. Wtf, I'm here.
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Keep us posted.

 
CGRdrJoe said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Dan Lambskin said:
Went to HS with a kid who's mom was in her early 30's and I know his sister had a baby not too long after we graduated
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My Mom was in her early 30's when I was in HS mother####er.
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Are you my kid?
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Uruk-Hai said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Dan Lambskin said:
Went to HS with a kid who's mom was in her early 30's and I know his sister had a baby not too long after we graduated
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My Mom was in her early 30's when I was in HS mother####er.
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Mine, too
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Dan Lambskin said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Dan Lambskin said:
Went to HS with a kid who's mom was in her early 30's and I know his sister had a baby not too long after we graduated
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My Mom was in her early 30's when I was in HS mother####er.
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Sorry didn't mean to offend buddy, was just sharing stories of Thirtysomething Grandmas (which coincidentally is the name of my Dead Milkmen cover band)
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Shove it Lambskin!!!

 
Dylan is always asking me intriguing questions. This morning was, would you rather teleport or fly? I chose fly and asked him his choice. He replied "teleport because I don't know directions".

 
If you could teleport, you could skydive without a plane or a parachute. So if you're just thinking you'd enjoy the feeling of flight, you could still get it with teleportation, but you'd also get where you're going instantly.

Only good argument against teleportation is this imo. https://youtu.be/mIsauNJ392o

 
DA RAIDERS said:
Sooooo...my flight home was cancelled due to weather. Luckily, I'm back in the condo we were in all week. No clue if the weather will let us out tomorrow. If not, I don't know where we're going to sleep. My wife is annoyed to say the least and my daughter is stoked! I'm drunk. Gonna ski again tomorrow. Wtf, I'm here.
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You don't want to drive 5-5.5 hours down 395 to get home?

 
My mother was 18 when I was born. She & my father married in October and I was born the following April. There are no pictures of their wedding. :shotgun:

 
After a couple months of laying low, I'm ramping up the crazy factor again.

A friend has been wanting to set me up with her single friend, who lives about 40 miles from here. I've never met her, but have seen pictures and she's pretty attractive. I finally got around to asking her out, and she arranged to spend the weekend here with her friend. I have to pick her up and drive her down this afternoon since I'm up there for work (her office is close to my Seattle office); friend's husband will drive her back Sunday afternoon. We made a plan to go out tonight and maybe all watch the playoffs on Sunday. Everything seems ok to this point.

Then she called me at 2:45 in the morning last night asking me to come over to her house. I laughed and went back to sleep.

This will turn out well.

 
I am extremely flatulent today. People are stepping into my office and suddenly stopping short as if they'd run into an invisible force field.

 
-fish- said:
After a couple months of laying low, I'm ramping up the crazy factor again.

A friend has been wanting to set me up with her single friend, who lives about 40 miles from here. I've never met her, but have seen pictures and she's pretty attractive. I finally got around to asking her out, and she arranged to spend the weekend here with her friend. I have to pick her up and drive her down this afternoon since I'm up there for work (her office is close to my Seattle office); friend's husband will drive her back Sunday afternoon. We made a plan to go out tonight and maybe all watch the playoffs on Sunday. Everything seems ok to this point.

Then she called me at 2:45 in the morning last night asking me to come over to her house. I laughed and went back to sleep.

This will turn out well.
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Why didn't you go over there? For the sake of this thread I mean.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
-fish- said:
After a couple months of laying low, I'm ramping up the crazy factor again.

A friend has been wanting to set me up with her single friend, who lives about 40 miles from here. I've never met her, but have seen pictures and she's pretty attractive. I finally got around to asking her out, and she arranged to spend the weekend here with her friend. I have to pick her up and drive her down this afternoon since I'm up there for work (her office is close to my Seattle office); friend's husband will drive her back Sunday afternoon. We made a plan to go out tonight and maybe all watch the playoffs on Sunday. Everything seems ok to this point.

Then she called me at 2:45 in the morning last night asking me to come over to her house. I laughed and went back to sleep.

This will turn out well.
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Why didn't you go over there? For the sake of this thread I mean.
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At 2:45 I might not get out of bed if my house was on fire.

 
the rover said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
-fish- said:
After a couple months of laying low, I'm ramping up the crazy factor again.

A friend has been wanting to set me up with her single friend, who lives about 40 miles from here. I've never met her, but have seen pictures and she's pretty attractive. I finally got around to asking her out, and she arranged to spend the weekend here with her friend. I have to pick her up and drive her down this afternoon since I'm up there for work (her office is close to my Seattle office); friend's husband will drive her back Sunday afternoon. We made a plan to go out tonight and maybe all watch the playoffs on Sunday. Everything seems ok to this point.

Then she called me at 2:45 in the morning last night asking me to come over to her house. I laughed and went back to sleep.

This will turn out well.
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Why didn't you go over there? For the sake of this thread I mean.
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At 2:45 I might not get out of bed if my house was on fire.
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Good point.

 
roadkill1292 said:
I am extremely flatulent today. People are stepping into my office and suddenly stopping short as if they'd run into an invisible force field.
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On a related note - I had a big bowl of kimchi yesterday, and about 3-4 hours later found myself rattling the walls of a tiled grocery store bathroom. Sadly, there was no one else there to appreciate it.

 
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