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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)

Gr00vus said:
Au contraire mon frère:

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/742299-heres-why-it-sucks-when-you-change-the-thread-title/?do=findComment&comment=19010658
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because many of the most entertaining posters either quit the board or withdrew to just this thread or just a few threads, which made the rest of the FFA less entertaining because it was left to tim and the people that are willing to converse with him.   For the most part, the only threads left with high participation levels are the ones that recognized early that you couldn't respond to the likes of lhucks, tim or MoP, like here and the gambling thread.    Once that happened, there was no reason to go read the same crap in every single timthread.

 
kevzilla said:
We were talking about Merle Haggard just the other day, then he dropped dead. Are we sure we don't want to discuss politics in here? Might be able to do the American people a solid.
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Merle's dead

All of Bakersfield is mourning

 
Log Cabin Republicans is the nation’s largest Republican organization dedicated to representing LGBT conservatives and allies.

Followed by BGP




:oldunsure:

 
-fish- said:
because many of the most entertaining posters either quit the board or withdrew to just this thread or just a few threads, which made the rest of the FFA less entertaining because it was left to tim and the people that are willing to converse with him.   For the most part, the only threads left with high participation levels are the ones that recognized early that you couldn't respond to the likes of lhucks, tim or MoP, like here and the gambling thread.    Once that happened, there was no reason to go read the same crap in every single timthread.
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I don't participate much in this thread but Willie's logic here is a real reach. The vapid (but sometimes amusing) chatter in here is better left in here; there are plenty of other threads to talk about specific topics. Even a few where Tim doesn't post. If this thread didn't exist, the political threads would still be full of ranting dooshnozzles.

 
Wish I knew how to help, bAbe, but I am singularly unqualified. 

Twenty years ago today, I got married. Nineteen years ago today, my wife threw me (and my parents) out of her hospital room, where she was recovering from a colectomy that morning. Tom got to stay, though. They're in Fort Worth now. Did I mention that it was my parents' anniversary too? That night, her poodle started walking into walls and foaming at the mouth, and I had to go back to the hospital at 3AM to tell her I was putting down her dog. 

(blows out)

I don't know. You find ways to make life meaningful to you. And it's my parents' 58th anniversary today. I should call them later.

 
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kevzilla said:
Wish I knew how to help, bAbe, but I am singularly unqualified. 

Twenty years ago today, I got married. Nineteen years ago today, my wife threw me (and my parents) out of her hospital room, where she recovering from a colectomy that morning. Tom got to stay, though. They're in Fort Worth now. Did I mention that it was my parents' anniversary too? That night, her poodle started walking into walls and foaming at the mouth, and I had to go back to the hospital at 3AM to tell her I was putting down her dog. 

(blows out)

I don't know. You find ways to make life meaningful to you. And it's my parents' 58th anniversary today. I should call them later.
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Tom?

 
Aaaand the hits keep on coming: Homeowner of our rental informed me yesterday they'll be putting the house back on the market at the end of our lease(end of June).  

So, now I get to not only feverishly try and find work, but I also get to start trying to find another place to live....without a job....and my wife still not working yet.

Maybe it's time to load up the car and drive into the middle of the desert until the gas runs out and just stop?  We can start a new life as dirt-footed, commune dwellers who run some kind of year round Burning Man thing.

 
arrow1 said:
Tom?
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Tom was a project manager for Advanced Micro Devices, made about 3X my salary. A week after she got out of the hospital, my wife told me we were done. She sold her house in Round Rock  (which I had saved from foreclosure) and moved to  Ft. Worth with him. 

 
Annyong said:
GM- My 4 year old is starting soccer this year. I know nothing about soccer, besides pansies played it in high school. Any tips for my boy?
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Sure.  Little kicks, little touches.  Little kicks, little touches.  Dribbling a soccer ball doesn't take power.  But, power is good too, so teach him to kick with inside part of his foot.  The hammer.  Bring that hammer down!  Toe punches are for booger eating troglodytes who play football and look idiotic trying to kick.  Roll the ball to him and have him run up and murder that muther forker.  Blast the sweatshop labor right outta the ball.  Use both feet.  Know why American men suck at soccer?  They are weak at using both feet like my Mexican brethren.  Pass to him.  Pass back.  Quicker now.  Now move and pass.  Teach him to stop the ball, trap the ball, stop on a dime and then explode.  Teach him to dribble with his head up, head on a swivel, head looking where to pass. Oh, no headers anymore.  Took only one lawsuit for youth soccer to figure out concussions were bad news.  One day football might get it.  

 
General Malaise said:
Sure.  Little kicks, little touches.  Little kicks, little touches.  Dribbling a soccer ball doesn't take power.  But, power is good too, so teach him to kick with inside part of his foot.  The hammer.  Bring that hammer down!  Toe punches are for booger eating troglodytes who play football and look idiotic trying to kick.  Roll the ball to him and have him run up and murder that muther forker.  Blast the sweatshop labor right outta the ball.  Use both feet.  Know why American men suck at soccer?  They are weak at using both feet like my Mexican brethren.  Pass to him.  Pass back.  Quicker now.  Now move and pass.  Teach him to stop the ball, trap the ball, stop on a dime and then explode.  Teach him to dribble with his head up, head on a swivel, head looking where to pass. Oh, no headers anymore.  Took only one lawsuit for youth soccer to figure out concussions were bad news.  One day football might get it.  
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You're gonna be a great coach for the next, what, 12 years now?

 
Abe I have plenty of kids you can be around anytime.  Happy Birthday.  Life will get better.  But not today.  Today will probably suck.  And not tomorrow; forecast looks bleak.  But it will.  And I'm sorry.  Now for Christ's sake don't say anything about anything here.  Non-lawyer advise.....

 
kevzilla said:
Tom was a project manager for Advanced Micro Devices, made about 3X my salary. A week after she got out of the hospital, my wife told me we were done. She sold her house in Round Rock  (which I had saved from foreclosure) and moved to  Ft. Worth with him. 
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Went on and founded MySpace?

 
kevzilla said:
Wish I knew how to help, bAbe, but I am singularly unqualified. 

Twenty years ago today, I got married. Nineteen years ago today, my wife threw me (and my parents) out of her hospital room, where she was recovering from a colectomy that morning. Tom got to stay, though. They're in Fort Worth now. Did I mention that it was my parents' anniversary too? That night, her poodle started walking into walls and foaming at the mouth, and I had to go back to the hospital at 3AM to tell her I was putting down her dog. 

(blows out)

I don't know. You find ways to make life meaningful to you. And it's my parents' 58th anniversary today. I should call them later.
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Man, sorry Kev.  I never knew.

 
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