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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (7 Viewers)

And now for some horrible news (which none of us need)

one of my "niece-in-laws" (sister's niece through her late husband) is pregnant.  I knew she was going to name the kid "Parks".  Oof.

My wife got an invitation to the baby shower today.  Found out is "Parx".   I told my wife she can't go to the shower.
 
McJose said:
And now for some horrible news (which none of us need)

one of my "niece-in-laws" (sister's niece through her late husband) is pregnant.  I knew she was going to name the kid "Parks".  Oof.

My wife got an invitation to the baby shower today.  Found out is "Parx".   I told my wife she can't go to the shower.
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Was he conceived and that 3rd rate racetrack and casino near Philly?

 
ATTN Homer

So I'm showing BeerKid(TM), who is 21, the Babymetal video.  I tell him "yeah in this video they're like 14, 14, and 16." 

He's quiet for a couple of seconds and then stage whispers "perfect".

 
I understood what shuke was talking about.  There were guys posting comments to YouTube videos claiming to be from reddit, and other reddit guys were getting mad saying they weren't really from reddit, and shuke had seen it more than once so he commented about it.   And shuke was outraged.  Like over the top angry for no reason.   It was really weird. 

 
shuke said:
In the comments section of almost every youtube video you post are fat guys wearing fedoras claiming to be from reddit making really stupid comments.  This is often followed by responses of people pleading with the reading public to understand these guys are really not from reddit.  

We've discussed this before.
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Again

 
McJose said:
But you were weird about it and didn't communicate your point.
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Let me communicate better.

You post a lot of videos that I imagine you get from reddit.  In the comments section of these videos are obviously fake posters who claim to be "redditors".  All of their avatars are guys wearing fedoras, and they are usually pretty fat, and their comments are always made to make themselves look stupid or mean or racist or whatever.  It is fascinating to me that there are people perusing reddit for the sole purpose of posting comments to the videos pretending to be reddit bad?

Who are these people?  Why are they trying to make reddit users look bad?  is this some big rivalry like Cheers/Gary's Olde Towne Tavern?

 
I'M JUST ASKING IF YOU HAVE ANY INSIGHT INTO WHAT THE #### IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD WHY IS THAT SO WRONG?!

 
shuke said:
Let me communicate better.

You post a lot of videos that I imagine you get from reddit.  In the comments section of these videos are obviously fake posters who claim to be "redditors".  All of their avatars are guys wearing fedoras, and they are usually pretty fat, and their comments are always made to make themselves look stupid or mean or racist or whatever.  It is fascinating to me that there are people perusing reddit for the sole purpose of posting comments to the videos pretending to be reddit bad?

Who are these people?  Why are they trying to make reddit users look bad?  is this some big rivalry like Cheers/Gary's Olde Towne Tavern?
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And?

 
bostonfred said:
I understood what shuke was talking about.  There were guys posting comments to YouTube videos claiming to be from reddit, and other reddit guys were getting mad saying they weren't really from reddit, and shuke had seen it more than once so he commented about it.   And shuke was outraged.  Like over the top angry for no reason.   It was really weird. 
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Yes. This.

 
McJose said:
Life pro-tip...

If you and your coworkers decide to meet up at chain restaurant (rhymes with Schmuffalo Mild Wings) at noon on a week day DO NOT:

  • Snap your fingers at the wait-staff
  • Be loud and obnoxious
  • Get pretty much crapfaced within 45 minutes
  • Get cut off because of above
  • Become indignant about above
  • Try to hook up with a coworker of the opposite sex by meeting in the ladies room
  • Laugh at restaurant employee who hears you in the ladies room while she is in the stall next to you
  • Tip $4 on a $100+ bill
  • WEAR YOUR COMPANY'S LOGO POLO while doing all of this
Oh and be sure that one of your direct supervisors isn't coming in about an hour later to pick up food.   They might just hear about you being human garbage.
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Absolutely correct. They should have tipped better. 

 
McJose said:
Life pro-tip...

If you and your coworkers decide to meet up at chain restaurant (rhymes with Schmuffalo Mild Wings) at noon on a week day DO NOT:

  • Snap your fingers at the wait-staff
  • Be loud and obnoxious
  • Get pretty much crapfaced within 45 minutes
  • Get cut off because of above
  • Become indignant about above
  • Try to hook up with a coworker of the opposite sex by meeting in the ladies room
  • Laugh at restaurant employee who hears you in the ladies room while she is in the stall next to you
  • Tip $4 on a $100+ bill
  • WEAR YOUR COMPANY'S LOGO POLO while doing all of this
Oh and be sure that one of your direct supervisors isn't coming in about an hour later to pick up food.   They might just hear about you being human garbage.
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I had a guy snap his fingers at me once. 

Once.

 
McJose said:
Life pro-tip...

If you and your coworkers decide to meet up at chain restaurant (rhymes with Schmuffalo Mild Wings) at noon on a week day DO NOT:

  • Snap your fingers at the wait-staff
  • Be loud and obnoxious
  • Get pretty much crapfaced within 45 minutes
  • Get cut off because of above
  • Become indignant about above
  • Try to hook up with a coworker of the opposite sex by meeting in the ladies room
  • Laugh at restaurant employee who hears you in the ladies room while she is in the stall next to you
  • Tip $4 on a $100+ bill
  • WEAR YOUR COMPANY'S LOGO POLO while doing all of this
Oh and be sure that one of your direct supervisors isn't coming in about an hour later to pick up food.   They might just hear about you being human garbage.
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ALL OF MY LIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, I'd love to hear more about this story.  Terrific humaning going on here.

 
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