GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

What's up d00ds?

Googling Molly Ball.  Thought it was a narcotic JTC left me in January until just now.

 

[Henry Ford]

I don't want to repost if one exists - has anyone seen a Breeder's Cup thread?

 

[-fish-]

I don't want to repost if one exists - has anyone seen a Breeder's Cup thread?

That some kind of prize GM won?

 

[cosjobs]

I don't want to repost if one exists - has anyone seen a Breeder's Cup thread?

It kept returning an error, so I kept trying. sigh

 

[Abraham]

Veep is kind of funny. Never seen this before but have a few hours to kill in a hotel and a marathon is on. 

 

[kevzilla]

Longhorn football is kind of unwatchable. I'm going to the jiggle joint at halftime.

 

[cosjobs]

I don't want to repost if one exists - has anyone seen a Breeder's Cup thread?

I was having a bowl of delicious gumbo last night and chatting with the cook, a black guy about 40, I suppose. He was telling me he was from outside Lafayette and his dad was an attorney around there. I asked him if he knew A ginger ambulance chaser who went by Henry Ford and had a pig heart. 

 

[Henry Ford]

I was having a bowl of delicious gumbo last night and chatting with the cook, a black guy about 40, I suppose. He was telling me he was from outside Lafayette and his dad was an attorney around there. I asked him if he knew A ginger ambulance chaser who went by Henry Ford and had a pig heart. 

And?

 

[cosjobs]

And?

I finished my gumbo and left. But I did get a quart to go and a boned whole chicken stuffed with boudin to throw on the smoker today.

 

[Henry Ford]

I finished my gumbo and left. But I did get a quart to go and a boned whole chicken stuffed with boudin to throw on the smoker today.

Nice.  Didn't know me, eh?

 

[tommyboy]

Woke up this morning in central Oregon had the biggest donut ever, stopped at truck stop for eggs and hash browns drove around listening to black Sabbath; black Sabbath  which is truly evil genius by the way then switched to your time is gonna come off led Zeppelin 1. Only thing missing is a coffee with 4 shots of whiskey in it. Think I'll drive 4 hrs back home and crush the wife later. 

 

[cosjobs]

Nice.  Didn't know me, eh?

Not with the limited info. His dad's a lawyer and bought him a new Suburban for HS graduation. Ring a bell?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Nice.  Didn't know me, eh?

Probably had you confused with the pig heart Hank Ford he knows, since your tick-box is of the bovine variety now.

Right?  Cow, not pig?  Baboon?

Moo.

 

[Henry Ford]

Not with the limited info. His dad's a lawyer and bought him a new Suburban for HS graduation. Ring a bell?

I try to avoid people. 

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Does Jim have anyone in Denver?  I'm here until Sunday night and have very little to do if anyone wants to get together.  

Are you still coming to philly in december? 

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Woke up this morning in central Oregon had the biggest donut ever, stopped at truck stop for eggs and hash browns drove around listening to black Sabbath; black Sabbath  which is truly evil genius by the way then switched to your time is gonna come off led Zeppelin 1. Only thing missing is a coffee with 4 shots of whiskey in it. Think I'll drive 4 hrs back home and crush the wife later. 

I've done two shots of Sambuca since I first saw this post and still can't figure what the hell you're talking about. I have a AAA membership. Will that help?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

First witch I dated was so weird.  Absolute freak in bed.  

One day my favorite aunt died and I went to a spot near the beach to go sit on a rock, look out at the ocean and smoke a joint.   This is a pretty secluded spot and kind of hard to get to.   I'm there about half an hour and this chick shows up.   I asked how she knew I was there and she told me she'd taken some of my hair while I was sleeping and used it to cast a spell to find me.

Now, I don't believe this ####, which makes her just a crazy stalker.  But either way, too ####### much.

Oh, and Da Raiders got the latest pic of the 22 year old.   Anyone else want one?

mmmmmm....butterflies

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Am I the only one trying to understand my attraction to Molly Ball?

 She looks like the dad from that I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU commercial 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

2hours from LA but never a fan of their teams since they treat us like some sort of hillbilly stepchild.  OJ was everybody's favorite when I was a kid.  When Payton started drawing attention most other kids scoffed that he could be as good as OJ.  Me, being the little contrarian (shocking), rooted for Walter even harder.  WALA.

you forgot meth addled in our description of you bakos

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Googling Molly Ball.  Thought it was a narcotic until just now.

exactly what i thought as well.  it was cos that posted it.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't want to repost if one exists - has anyone seen a Breeder's Cup thread?

Emailed you the racing form.  I think. 

 

[kevzilla]

I believe we are all protected under the Eighth Amendment from being compelled to watch Longhorn football, but I can't look away. 

 

[bentley]

I believe we are all protected under the Eighth Amendment from being compelled to watch Longhorn football, but I can't look away. 

That game was sooooooo long.

 

[bentley]

Fun times at the Marriott Burbank hotel bar last night. Hotel bar people can be such wheels off fun.

 

[General Malaise]

I bought the ones called Juju Joints a while back. I think twice. At the time they were monstrously overpriced.

I bought an EZ Vape disposable yesterday for $35 bucks, but prices down there could be different. I don't know what the differences in taxes are. It is supposed to give 30-50 hits. One long hit and I am modestly baked. 3+ and I am zonked. Not sure how long it will last.

I don't know if it is a good thing that I can get moderately high at the drop of a hat without telling Wife2.0 or smelling like it or anything. Or maybe it is very good. We will see.

Don't sell to non-medical here.

Did get a rechargeable battery and a cartridge for $41 though.  First vape purchase. Time to time transition.

 

[facook]

Holy flargging snit, fish.

 

[Abraham]

PM please.

 

[bud29]

PM please.

 

[Osaurus]

PM please.

Yeah

 

[facook]

Verne Lundquist has strangely small hands.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ok, ok.  I'll look at a naked 22 year old girl.

 

[tommyboy]

Sure

 

[kevzilla]

This place is full of naked girls. But it's not free, not even close. 

 

[mr. furley]

raked for four ####### hours today. four.

four.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

This place is full of naked girls. But it's not free, not even close. 

 Welcome to adulthood Kev.  

 

[cosjobs]

raked for four ####### hours today. four.

four.

Use this

 

[mr. furley]

Use this

definitely buying one for next year

 

[kevzilla]

I'm covered in glitter, and I got a phone number that probably belongs to a transmission shop. Time to go home. 

 

[-fish-]

I'm covered in glitter, and I got a phone number that probably belongs to a transmission shop. Time to go home. 

Do you smell like a combination of old lady, cheap perfume and shame?  (22 year old is convinced that the glitter bars smell like old lady).

 

[tommyboy]

I'm covered in glitter, and I got a phone number that probably belongs to a transmission shop. Time to go home. 

It's early

 

[Abraham]

Not a bad pic.  What does the upper pubis tattoo say?

 

[-fish-]

Not a bad pic.  What does the upper pubis tattoo say?

Oddly enough, I've never actually read it.  The lotus flower is a coverup where her ex boyfriend's name was.  She's a classy girl.

 

[kevzilla]

Do you smell like a combination of old lady, cheap perfume and shame?  (22 year old is convinced that the glitter bars smell like old lady).

I smell like my very nice cologne, but there's plenty of shame to go around. Primarily, it's a shame I only brought $200.

 

[tommyboy]

HTH is Cal within one score of Washington?

 

[-fish-]

HTH is Cal within one score of Washington?

The PAC 12 is overrated and the Huskies haven't played anyone?

 

[cosjobs]

Not a bad pic.  What does the upper pubis tattoo say?

Poor choices

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oddly enough, I've never actually read it.  The lotus flower is a coverup where her ex boyfriend's name was.  She's a classy girl.

Not really a sexy move (for a 22 year old) when you pull out your reading glasses during Connie Lingus.

 

[Abraham]

Oddly enough, I've never actually read it.  The lotus flower is a coverup where her ex boyfriend's name was.  She's a classy girl.

I love girls that tattoo a guysbname on them before age 21. Because love is forever man. 

 

[-fish-]

I love girls that tattoo a guysbname on them before age 21. Because love is forever man. 

She did it twice.  She has a coverup of the same name on her shoulderblade.  

 

[Abraham]

What was his name?