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There are a surprising number of people on this board who believe that there are cults of satanic witches drinking bodily fluids in mystical ceremonies.

 
Is it normal to go through the drive through at the bank with a complaint? I'm sitting in the bank waiting for a rep to notarize something, and some lady pulled up to the teller window to complain about the availability of some funds in her account. It was like a 10 minute argument with the woman demanding that they shoot her the bank's policy over that pneumatic tube thing and the manager finally telling her she needed to come inside to view the policy.

That's weird, right?

 
GroveDiesel said:
Is it normal to go through the drive through at the bank with a complaint? I'm sitting in the bank waiting for a rep to notarize something, and some lady pulled up to the teller window to complain about the availability of some funds in her account. It was like a 10 minute argument with the woman demanding that they shoot her the bank's policy over that pneumatic tube thing and the manager finally telling her she needed to come inside to view the policy.

That's weird, right?
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I haven't been in a bank in about 4 months.

 
Speaking of things I think seem obvious but could be wrong about, if your coffee is so hot it melts and curls up the plastic stirrer is WAY too hot, right? Like multimillion dollar McDonalds lawsuit hot? 

The Wawas near me have all seemed to decide that their coffee should be the temperature of the sun and be impossible to drink for 15 minutes without making your tongue look like Freddy Kreuger's face.

 
GroveDiesel said:
Speaking of things I think seem obvious but could be wrong about, if your coffee is so hot it melts and curls up the plastic stirrer is WAY too hot, right? Like multimillion dollar McDonalds lawsuit hot? 

The Wawas near me have all seemed to decide that their coffee should be the temperature of the sun and be impossible to drink for 15 minutes without making your tongue look like Freddy Kreuger's face.
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smells delicious though

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Oh, no. I'm not even in roverfish's league. I was dealing with a pro who felt she owed me a favor. That would've been a :yawn:  day for fish
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First witch I dated was so weird.  Absolute freak in bed.  

One day my favorite aunt died and I went to a spot near the beach to go sit on a rock, look out at the ocean and smoke a joint.   This is a pretty secluded spot and kind of hard to get to.   I'm there about half an hour and this chick shows up.   I asked how she knew I was there and she told me she'd taken some of my hair while I was sleeping and used it to cast a spell to find me.

Now, I don't believe this ####, which makes her just a crazy stalker.  But either way, too ####### much.

Oh, and Da Raiders got the latest pic of the 22 year old.   Anyone else want one?

 
-fish- said:
First witch I dated was so weird.  Absolute freak in bed.  

One day my favorite aunt died and I went to a spot near the beach to go sit on a rock, look out at the ocean and smoke a joint.   This is a pretty secluded spot and kind of hard to get to.   I'm there about half an hour and this chick shows up.   I asked how she knew I was there and she told me she'd taken some of my hair while I was sleeping and used it to cast a spell to find me.

Now, I don't believe this ####, which makes her just a crazy stalker.  But either way, too ####### much.

Oh, and Da Raiders got the latest pic of the 22 year old.   Anyone else want one?
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Sure

 
-fish- said:
First witch I dated was so weird.  Absolute freak in bed.  

One day my favorite aunt died and I went to a spot near the beach to go sit on a rock, look out at the ocean and smoke a joint.   This is a pretty secluded spot and kind of hard to get to.   I'm there about half an hour and this chick shows up.   I asked how she knew I was there and she told me she'd taken some of my hair while I was sleeping and used it to cast a spell to find me.

Now, I don't believe this ####, which makes her just a crazy stalker.  But either way, too ####### much.

Oh, and Da Raiders got the latest pic of the 22 year old.   Anyone else want one?
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[checks for pulse]

Yes, please.

 
-fish- said:
First witch I dated was so weird.  Absolute freak in bed.  

One day my favorite aunt died and I went to a spot near the beach to go sit on a rock, look out at the ocean and smoke a joint.   This is a pretty secluded spot and kind of hard to get to.   I'm there about half an hour and this chick shows up.   I asked how she knew I was there and she told me she'd taken some of my hair while I was sleeping and used it to cast a spell to find me.

Now, I don't believe this ####, which makes her just a crazy stalker.  But either way, too ####### much.

Oh, and Da Raiders got the latest pic of the 22 year old.   Anyone else want one?
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Ooo, pick me!  Pick me!   :hey:

 
-fish- said:
First witch I dated was so weird.  Absolute freak in bed.  

One day my favorite aunt died and I went to a spot near the beach to go sit on a rock, look out at the ocean and smoke a joint.   This is a pretty secluded spot and kind of hard to get to.   I'm there about half an hour and this chick shows up.   I asked how she knew I was there and she told me she'd taken some of my hair while I was sleeping and used it to cast a spell to find me.

Now, I don't believe this ####, which makes her just a crazy stalker.  But either way, too ####### much.

Oh, and Da Raiders got the latest pic of the 22 year old.   Anyone else want one?
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:hey:

 
Apparently Hillary stopped for a burger at the bar right by my house.   Noticed the motorcade up and down the road within an hour or so and wife just saw it on the Facebook or something 

 
-fish- said:
First witch I dated was so weird.  Absolute freak in bed.  

One day my favorite aunt died and I went to a spot near the beach to go sit on a rock, look out at the ocean and smoke a joint.   This is a pretty secluded spot and kind of hard to get to.   I'm there about half an hour and this chick shows up.   I asked how she knew I was there and she told me she'd taken some of my hair while I was sleeping and used it to cast a spell to find me.

Now, I don't believe this ####, which makes her just a crazy stalker.  But either way, too ####### much.

Oh, and Da Raiders got the latest pic of the 22 year old.   Anyone else want one?
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:hey:

 
Might be more efficient just to send the pic to everyone in the GMTAN except those who have stated they don't want to see it.

 
Five million people at the Cubs parade/rally today?  Mr krista showed me an article that said it was the seventh largest gathering in human history???  All the rest were festivals in India or the Middle East.  Holy crap cow. 

 
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