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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)

bostonfred said:
The trump backers who got stiffed by cstu for over two grand are having fun at his expense.  one of them made a funny video, another made a twitter account with links to things like how yo make 2000 dollars unethically, or how to get your wife to let you pay bills she doesn't know about.  in the process they found Squisition's twitter handle and found out he's been tweeting pictures of pigeons roughly every day for a long time for no apparent reason like some kind of ornithological forrestmail.  when confronted, squis said it was all an inside joke then blocked them all on twitter and reported them to, of all people, timsadooshet.  then hagmania made a video game review of a japanese game where you apparently date pigeons and people lost their minds   

Surprisingly good new shtick in that thread which we haven't had in a long time
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:lmao:

 
Ornithological Forrestmail is the name of my fake amateur Flock of Seagulls tribute band that you've probably seen the first 45 seconds of 10-12 times already.

 
hey @General Malaise

you mentioned back a few hundred pages ago that you were now walking to work.   Hows that going?   I was driving in to work today and could barely see the road from the dark and all the rain splatter everywhere.   Do you layer up in rubber suits or have like 3 umbrellas you alternate?

 
kevzilla said:
Well, not quite. Actually, the best way to get him back is to let him know we're running down Mad Men in here. 

I'll start:  The redhead with big knockers is fugly.
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I'll be honest- I think the show is horribly over-rated. watched a couple and then bagged it, happily.

 
tommyboy said:
hey @General Malaise

you mentioned back a few hundred pages ago that you were now walking to work.   Hows that going?   I was driving in to work today and could barely see the road from the dark and all the rain splatter everywhere.   Do you layer up in rubber suits or have like 3 umbrellas you alternate?
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:lmao: @ GM using anything rubber-based.

 
tommyboy said:
hey @General Malaise

you mentioned back a few hundred pages ago that you were now walking to work.   Hows that going?   I was driving in to work today and could barely see the road from the dark and all the rain splatter everywhere.   Do you layer up in rubber suits or have like 3 umbrellas you alternate?
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Hi Tommyboy,

As was elegantly pointed out to me by savvy vets like Boob Suckamanoff who actually live in larger cities, I'm not actually walking anywhere.  I'm merely commuting to work, absent a vehicle.  So even though I'm actually using my feet to cover 5 miles round trip, we can't call it walking.  However, as I commute absent a vehicle using my feet in the dark and in the rain, I just man up and move fast.  I haven't owned or used an umbrella since 1997.  I've got a few water resistant jackets with hoods, have but rarely use a pair of Nike waterproof shoes and keep a change of clothes at work if I get completely douched on my way in.  So far, I've been pretty lucky, picking my spots when the rain is light and just hustling.  On a personal level, I've never been happier.  Sitting in traffic on 217 is bad for my blood pressure.  I've lost a little weight, am only filling my car up once a month so saving on gas, listen to podcasts or tunes when I'm on my feet and read when I'm on the WES Train.  I just wish I had started doing this years ago.

Your Pal,

GM

 
I made it through a few seasons of mad men.  it was ok.  january june is one of the worst actresses in history though.  pretty much every story arc was people being whiny and draper telling them to get over it.  

 
right... the no-umbrella thing. somebody explain to me why that's a thing.

but :thumbup:  to gm for affecting positive change in his life. umbrella-less, damp, positive change.

 
General Malaise said:
Hi Tommyboy,

As was elegantly pointed out to me by savvy vets like Boob Suckamanoff who actually live in larger cities, I'm not actually walking anywhere.  I'm merely commuting to work, absent a vehicle.  So even though I'm actually using my feet to cover 5 miles round trip, we can't call it walking.  
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Get over it.

- don draper

 
El Floppo said:
right... the no-umbrella thing. somebody explain to me why that's a thing.

but :thumbup:  to gm for affecting positive change in his life. umbrella-less, damp, positive change.
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Sure - why do I need another thing?  Everything I need fits inside my backpack.  Books, vape pen, gloves, hats, lunch, papers, mints, keys.  Sure, I could get a small, compact umbrella to stick in there, but those suck and I'm perfectly content without one.  If I got a nice umbrella, it wouldn't fit in my backpack, I'd have to lug it around, keep track of it and frankly, it would just slow me down when I walk and when I walk, I walk fast.  I mean RAMS = SPEED FAST.  I will challenge any of you clowns to a WALK-OFF.  A giant umbrella will slow my game, brah.  

Plus, I'm not a h0m0pu$$y.  So I get a little wet.  Man up.

 
General Malaise said:
Sure - why do I need another thing?  Everything I need fits inside my backpack.  Books, vape pen, gloves, hats, lunch, papers, mints, keys.  Sure, I could get a small, compact umbrella to stick in there, but those suck and I'm perfectly content without one.  If I got a nice umbrella, it wouldn't fit in my backpack, I'd have to lug it around, keep track of it and frankly, it would just slow me down when I walk and when I walk, I walk fast.  I mean RAMS = SPEED FAST.  I will challenge any of you clowns to a WALK-OFF.  A giant umbrella will slow my game, brah.  

Plus, I'm not a h0m0pu$$y.  So I get a little wet.  Man up.
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I'm your huckleberry...Hour and ten minutes a day...to and from work. :coffee:  

 
Paging @bostonfred

My daughter keeps having this recurring dream that her teeth are shattering and falling out of her mouth and she's freaking out as we drive her to the ER. Then someone gets shot while she's sitting next to that person.

Analysis please?

 
General Malaise said:
Hi Tommyboy,

As was elegantly pointed out to me by savvy vets like Boob Suckamanoff who actually live in larger cities, I'm not actually walking anywhere.  I'm merely commuting to work, absent a vehicle.  So even though I'm actually using my feet to cover 5 miles round trip, we can't call it walking.  However, as I commute absent a vehicle using my feet in the dark and in the rain, I just man up and move fast.  I haven't owned or used an umbrella since 1997.  I've got a few water resistant jackets with hoods, have but rarely use a pair of Nike waterproof shoes and keep a change of clothes at work if I get completely douched on my way in.  So far, I've been pretty lucky, picking my spots when the rain is light and just hustling.  On a personal level, I've never been happier.  Sitting in traffic on 217 is bad for my blood pressure.  I've lost a little weight, am only filling my car up once a month so saving on gas, listen to podcasts or tunes when I'm on my feet and read when I'm on the WES Train.  I just wish I had started doing this years ago.

Your Pal,

GM
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i'm really disappointed.  here for months i've been imagining you walking down the street everyday like this https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0303/0805/products/SYLVESTER_20WALKING_20Looney_20Tunes_276c5618-8597-44e8-85d5-7cc96ca18835.jpeg?v=1461723538

like you own the joint

and now find out you're actually doing this  http://graphicspedia.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Hilarious-Things-People-Saw-While-Riding-The-Subway_015.jpg

but you're right 217 sucks.  Its why I moved from the west side to the east side 12 yrs ago

 
tommyboy said:
i'm really disappointed.  here for months i've been imagining you walking down the street everyday like this https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0303/0805/products/SYLVESTER_20WALKING_20Looney_20Tunes_276c5618-8597-44e8-85d5-7cc96ca18835.jpeg?v=1461723538

like you own the joint

and now find out you're actually doing this  http://graphicspedia.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Hilarious-Things-People-Saw-While-Riding-The-Subway_015.jpg

but you're right 217 sucks.  Its why I moved from the west side to the east side 12 yrs ago
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Cruise down Tualatin Sherwood Road around 2pm and look for a blur of a man walking like this.

 
Mr.Pack said:
Paging @bostonfred

My daughter keeps having this recurring dream that her teeth are shattering and falling out of her mouth and she's freaking out as we drive her to the ER. Then someone gets shot while she's sitting next to that person.

Analysis please?
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man, i'd been having this dream a couple nights a week for about a month. the losing/breaking teeth part not the shooting part.

then a week and a half ago i lost a ####### filling.... no teeth dreams since then :shrug:

 
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I need - no, my boss needs - a good, fresh, relatively clean joke to open a presentation he's making on cobalt in London next week.  I remember jokes about as well as I spell, so I need help.  Give me your best joke you can tell to a room full of investors.  Doesn't have to be about stocks or investing, but that wouldn't hurt.  It should be short and sweet, but not too short.  Winner of the best joke will get a special shipment from me, which may include if you so wish some fine Oregon edibles, beer or wine, depending on your taste.  You have until Friday.  Winner will be announced then.  
 

 
Mr.Pack said:
Paging @bostonfred

My daughter keeps having this recurring dream that her teeth are shattering and falling out of her mouth and she's freaking out as we drive her to the ER. Then someone gets shot while she's sitting next to that person.

Analysis please?
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I don't know much about her except shes pretty, in her early 20s and volleyball and went away to collegeva few years ago so this is the best i can fo with so little context.

Her wisdom teeth are coming in and it's crowding her teeth so a formerly smooth surface feels a little sharp when she rubs her tongue over them while she's sleeping.  She probably has a little gum bleeding too which has her thinking about blood.  And she might be a little worried about how it will make her look.

The violence of it is normal and if the person getting shot next to her is a faceless nameless extra then no big deal.  if it's a soecific person or if she had a similar trauma in real life maybe worth looking at but probably nothing.

However it sounds like there's some latent separation anxiety where she still dreams that you're the ones driving her.  She doesn't feel quite autonomous yet.  Someone is driving her.  Her parents, the people around her - there's some normal transition stuff here where she's realizing she isn't a kid anymore and doesn't have her parents to drive her everywhere and the people near her won't always be there with her. 

What she needs is to feel comfortable and independent, not so reliant on her parents and maybe deal with the anonimity of adult interactions.  There are a lot of ways to do this but it is going to be difficult for you because you still want to be there for her. You need to let her be independent too.  If she tried something simple, like sharing a topless photo with an anonymous stranger on the internet who has helped her analyze her recurring nightmares free of charge, it could do a world of good for her. And schedule a ####### trip to the dentist.

 
cosjobs said:
So I'm kind of in a fog since 11/08. Anger, depression, lethargy, sadness, a whole gamut of emotions, mostly negative. My wife, sister and many other acquaintances are much more affected. 

I figure its time to announce a coshole, to give myself and anyone else who is interested something to look forward to, something to live for.

My current Galveston tenant's lease expires Feb 1. So the first week of Feb. would be a good time for me.

House can sleep two couples, two stag. Large backyard paved areas that could hold 2-3 RVs. Cheap and nice hotels from a block away to a mile away.

I'll block out a week, Wed. (2/1) to Wed. (2/8) that should give enough flexibility many of us can make it down for at least a couple of days.

Like the original, it will be Superbowl weekend (sorry Bob).

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cos & wife

Krista & chef

Uruk Bill

Fish

Kevzilla

Da raiders and hot wife

Charvik
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Update?

I can do one of the hotels to give some of the others a spot in the house, cos - shoot me a reference on one or two of those within a block of your place. 

Airport-wise, as I said, I'm gonna fly into IAH as it's the only non-stop I can get out of DC. I'll need a suggestion on transfer from there.

I'd like to book both air and hotel this weekend, if things look like a go.

 
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