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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (16 Viewers)

so this place just recently opened

http://detroit.eater.com/2016/12/5/13841614/the-bad-luck-bar-new-detroit-cocktail-opening

I mean come on

Frye’s menu features 13 Tarot card-inspired drinks, supported by “high-end and rare liquor bottles” displayed on the bar’s illuminated shelves. The Dream, for example, is served in a milk bottle dusted with pink Campari powder filled with cereal flavored cream, cinnamon-infused whiskey, buckwheat honey, and egg for $28. Another, dubbed The Admiral features an “incredibly rare” rum and costs $80.
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Seeing wacky guy "live" is on my bucket list.  Furley really needs to make it happen.

Im guessing we cannot even imagine the amount of finger pointing, hopping back and forth and close talking that went down during that exchange.  I also imagine he sounds like a cross between Monroe from "Too Close for Comfort" and the annoying "Discount Doublecheck" guy (Hey, Rahjuss!!!)

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Seeing wacky guy "live" is on my bucket list.  Furley really needs to make it happen.

Im guessing we cannot even imagine the amount of finger pointing, hopping back and forth and close talking that went down during that exchange.  I also imagine he sounds like a cross between Monroe from "Too Close for Comfort" and the annoying "Discount Doublecheck" guy (Hey, Rahjuss!!!)
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:lmao:  

 
I just let my bride read the wacky guy exchange, with no backstory other than "this happened to someone at their office", just to see her take.  Immediate reaction? "This guy is autistic."

 
For those keeping score; Interview Update:

Did not involve assumed 15-year-old art director after all (because apparently said AD had visa issues without notifying his employer.  Whooooops.).  

So, someone may be getting "Wally Pipp'd" by everyone's favorite gentleman of leisure/internet bon vivant.  

[Lou Gherig]"Today.....today.....today......I consider you....you....you......the luckiest studio on the face of the earth....earth.....earth."[/LouGherig]

 
5-ish Finkle said:
On Skype?  Not sure that'd have the same punch in reality as it does in your imagination.

I'm open to the idea though.  Just not sure I can get my hands on a deck in the next 10 hours.
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Wear a baseball cap. Backwards

 
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Henry Ford said:
Really thought that was sausage.
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You know what?  I think you're right.  It's the kind that looks like rodent droppings instead of the slices.

(Incidentally, you don't want to know what kind of hits a google search for "gay+sausage+pizza" returns.  Can't unseen that.)

 
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mr. furley said:
then, as an aside to me, except louder than everyone else who is talking to this poor lady:  "OHMYGOD! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SHE DIED!  :lmao: :lmao:  SHE'S GOING TO DIE BEFORE SHE GETS THERE! CAN YOU IMAGINE!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  "
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:lmao:  no ####ing way

 
Office wants to change me from consultant to employee... Claims they were audited and accountant concerned. This would be a killer for me tax-wise, likely making it impossible to continue without additional income or having to move to the boonies. Sucks.depressed.

 
El Floppo said:
Office wants to change me from consultant to employee... Claims they were audited and accountant concerned. This would be a killer for me tax-wise, likely making it impossible to continue without additional income or having to move to the boonies. Sucks.depressed.
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Why was the accountant concerned? I would imagine if you are a consultant they aren't paying for benefits?

 
Hawks64 said:
Why was the accountant concerned? I would imagine if you are a consultant they aren't paying for benefits?
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They probably think they control 100% of his time and projects.  I know in my line of work, they've gotten really pissy lately with this sort of thing.  They have to increase the gubments revenue somehow.

 
Someone talk me out of going absolutely postal on MOP.  It's hard to back away when someone claims you're lying about your father dying when you were a kid. 

 
mr roboto said:
Someone talk me out of going absolutely postal on MOP.  It's hard to back away when someone claims you're lying about your father dying when you were a kid. 
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Isn't this the guy who doesn't know how pizza sizes work?  When tempted to lash out, just think of it as hitting your cats for sh^tting in your plants.  Sure it feels good for a second, but all it really does is confuse them. 

 
Sweet J said:
Isn't this the guy who doesn't know how pizza sizes work?  When tempted to lash out, just think of it as hitting your cats for sh^tting in your plants.  Sure it feels good for a second, but all it really does is confuse them. 
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 The best part about that exchange is that he is using personal anecdotes and assuming that we should all just take him at face value. 

 I'm pretty convinced he's fishing because to believe that this exact combination of stupid, arrogant and doosh bag terrifies me that somebody like that exists. 

 
signed up for this NextDoor app in my neighborhood. not sure why exactly.

some woman just posted asking if someone could "tape" Survivor for her this week so she doesn't miss it.  what... i'm going to have you over on Thursday night to watch the recording on my DVR?  or is she expecting someone is rolling with VHS and will lend her a copy of the tape?

 
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