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I am Ralph's inflamed sense of rejection.
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Frye’s menu features 13 Tarot card-inspired drinks, supported by “high-end and rare liquor bottles” displayed on the bar’s illuminated shelves. The Dream, for example, is served in a milk bottle dusted with pink Campari powder filled with cereal flavored cream, cinnamon-infused whiskey, buckwheat honey, and egg for $28. Another, dubbed The Admiral features an “incredibly rare” rum and costs $80.
Relevant xkcdNobody's noticing that this (presumably) adult has never had PINEAPPLE before today?
HTF does that even happen?
Seeing wacky guy "live" is on my bucket list. Furley really needs to make it happen.
Im guessing we cannot even imagine the amount of finger pointing, hopping back and forth and close talking that went down during that exchange. I also imagine he sounds like a cross between Monroe from "Too Close for Comfort" and the annoying "Discount Doublecheck" guy (Hey, Rahjuss!!!)
Just because he paints doesn't give him the right to be a jerkI just let my bride read the wacky guy exchange, with no backstory other than "this happened to someone at their office", just to see her take. Immediate reaction? "This guy is autistic."
we probably couldn't have more opposite personalities.. so.. what i'm saying is it's possible.wacky guy / furley portrayal is really just a Fight Club Tyler Durden / Narrator duel personality thing? right?
kind of like those.Speaking of exotic bananas...the "reviews" for these shorts are fantastic:
https://www.birddogs.com/pages/reviews
WAITING FOR #######IT!!!!!!!we probably couldn't have more opposite personalities.. so.. what i'm saying is it's possible.
maybe we'll go on tour doing a 2 man play
"CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!" (Music by John Lennon...well, one song by him. The rest is by Yoko Ono. We apologize in advance.)WAITING FOR #######IT!!!!!!!
eta: dammit. waiting for gahdammit.
coshole doo is being held near HoustongMy company might be based in Houston!
Wear a baseball cap. BackwardsOn Skype? Not sure that'd have the same punch in reality as it does in your imagination.
I'm open to the idea though. Just not sure I can get my hands on a deck in the next 10 hours.
Or that she ate four slices of fruit pizza before work?Nobody's noticing that this (presumably) adult has never had PINEAPPLE before today?
HTF does that even happen?
Who doesn't do that?Or that she ate four slices of fruit pizza before work?
You won't need a map to find this treasure.kind of like those.
I googled it. First page of results are all desserts. She ate four slices of dessert pizza for breakfast?just what it sounds like![]()
I googled it. First page of results are all desserts. She ate four slices of dessert pizza for breakfast?
no idea how many she ate. or how big they were. just what she said.Well..........how IS she?no idea how many she ate. or how big they were. just what she said.
for all i know she ate a 12" fruit pizza this morning and had a reaction
alive!Well..........how IS she?
It's got, like, chicken and goat cheese on it and you get it in San Francisco.WTF is fruit pizza?
That's probably not goat cheese.It's got, like, chicken and goat cheese on it and you get it in San Francisco.
Your face is probably not goat cheese.That's probably not goat cheese.
I am actually hungry. Maybe hungry enough to eat penizza.
Well, then you're in luck, my friend!I am actually hungry. Maybe hungry enough to eat penizza.
Really thought that was sausage.Well, then you're in luck, my friend!
I thought it was extra classy that they used mushrooms to represent pubes. Showed a real commitment to craftsmanship/realism.
fruit on a pilsbury cookie sheet with cream cheese icing as the "cheese"WTF is fruit pizza?
You know what? I think you're right. It's the kind that looks like rodent droppings instead of the slices.Really thought that was sausage.
on the flipside, the straight sausage pizza videos are not half badYou know what? I think you're right.
(Incidentally, you don't want to know what kind of hits a google search for "gay+sausage+pizza" returns. Can't unseen that.)
sounds like a tuesdayalive!
came back after few hours. lower lip looking pretty fat. otherwise appears to be fine. some Benadryl.. then an upper of some sort to counteract the drowsiness.. and she's good to go.
mr. furley said:then, as an aside to me, except louder than everyone else who is talking to this poor lady: "OHMYGOD! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SHE DIED!![]()
SHE'S GOING TO DIE BEFORE SHE GETS THERE! CAN YOU IMAGINE!!
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no ####ing wayWhy was the accountant concerned? I would imagine if you are a consultant they aren't paying for benefits?Office wants to change me from consultant to employee... Claims they were audited and accountant concerned. This would be a killer for me tax-wise, likely making it impossible to continue without additional income or having to move to the boonies. Sucks.depressed.
They probably think they control 100% of his time and projects. I know in my line of work, they've gotten really pissy lately with this sort of thing. They have to increase the gubments revenue somehow.Why was the accountant concerned? I would imagine if you are a consultant they aren't paying for benefits?
Yeah, you drink a lot and try to screw girls that you really shouldn't be trying to.Law school changes you.
Isn't this the guy who doesn't know how pizza sizes work? When tempted to lash out, just think of it as hitting your cats for sh^tting in your plants. Sure it feels good for a second, but all it really does is confuse them.Someone talk me out of going absolutely postal on MOP. It's hard to back away when someone claims you're lying about your father dying when you were a kid.
The best part about that exchange is that he is using personal anecdotes and assuming that we should all just take him at face value.Isn't this the guy who doesn't know how pizza sizes work? When tempted to lash out, just think of it as hitting your cats for sh^tting in your plants. Sure it feels good for a second, but all it really does is confuse them.