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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
tommyboy
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Is that something along the lines of a "jib"?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
the rover
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
the rover
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
this Scientology show on A&E is just.. it's not mind blowing.. it's not particularly revealing.. it's just...... ####### weird. how do people ever find themselves getting in to this in the first place? much less sticking with it?
this is like a really terrible Stephen King knockoff written by a failed romance novelist
this is like a really terrible Stephen King knockoff written by a failed romance novelist
tommyboy
Footballguy
gianmarco
Footballguy
Got some letter from Harrah's Total Rewards for a 4 day trip from Peoria (2 1/2 hrs away) to Laughlin, NV to stay at the hotel there over Valentine's for a total of $149 for airfare, ground transportation and the hotel stay. Doesn't seem to be any catch.
Don't waste my time? Laughlin worth visiting, even if just to stay at the hotel and gamble? Bull#### moneygrab?
Don't waste my time? Laughlin worth visiting, even if just to stay at the hotel and gamble? Bull#### moneygrab?
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
Not a moneygrab, but there isn't much else to do but gamble. No personal experience, but everything I read indicates the gambling is pretty decent there, because it has to be. February is also preferable to summer, when Laughlin is a Dutch oven.
El Floppo
Footballguy
ragincajun
Footballguy
What's going on in here?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Here's a good headline for you
"Winterfest at Bakersfield College has been cancelled for this evening because of poor weather"
To be fair, they set up an outdoor ice rink, zip lines, etc and it's been pouring rain.
"Winterfest at Bakersfield College has been cancelled for this evening because of poor weather"
To be fair, they set up an outdoor ice rink, zip lines, etc and it's been pouring rain.
Liked it on Facebook already.Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
I will as well.Leeroy Jenkins said:
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I think I've mentioned this aspect of my marriage before. It's a weird set up to be sure.the rover said:
Osaurus
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
no, just a couple episodes of the A&E show so farEl Floppo said:
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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Reason 4,863 as to why I'm going to hell.
Was at one of the local watering holes last night celebrating the start of Xmas break with family and friends.
DJ / Karaoke guy has his stuff set up and is taking requests. A table of 8 or so people are right by him so they're dominating the request lines and requesting mostly metal stuff. Metallica, Pantera get played. Then comes some Anthrax with Caught In A Mosh. For those not familiar with the song, chorus is in the spoiler section
No one has the mic, but 4 or 5 people at that table are singing it, fist pumping, just loving the moment. My BIL comments that he doesn't remember the last time he heard the song.
About 2 songs later, one of the girls at that table gets up and sings something. As she's walking up to get the mic, I notice that she's missing an arm.
I go over to my BIL and say the following.
'See the girl singing, what's not normal about her?'
He makes a face that let's me know that he realizes what I'm getting at.
'What do you suppose was going through he head when all of her friends were singing the chorus to Caught In A Mosh?'
Was at one of the local watering holes last night celebrating the start of Xmas break with family and friends.
DJ / Karaoke guy has his stuff set up and is taking requests. A table of 8 or so people are right by him so they're dominating the request lines and requesting mostly metal stuff. Metallica, Pantera get played. Then comes some Anthrax with Caught In A Mosh. For those not familiar with the song, chorus is in the spoiler section
Which one of these words don't you understand
I'm caught in a mosh!
Talking to you is like clapping with one hand
What is it? Caught in a mosh!
What is it? Caught in a mosh!
I'm caught in a mosh!
Talking to you is like clapping with one hand
What is it? Caught in a mosh!
What is it? Caught in a mosh!
About 2 songs later, one of the girls at that table gets up and sings something. As she's walking up to get the mic, I notice that she's missing an arm.
I go over to my BIL and say the following.
'See the girl singing, what's not normal about her?'
He makes a face that let's me know that he realizes what I'm getting at.
'What do you suppose was going through he head when all of her friends were singing the chorus to Caught In A Mosh?'
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mr. furley
Footballguy
my wife wears 3 shirts. only 3. no more. no less. she rotates them all week. sometimes on the weekend she'll wear a zip-up hoodie over her shirt.
how do i help her to wear different clothes?
serious replies, please
how do i help her to wear different clothes?
serious replies, please
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
As much as you complain about her, the best way I reckon you can help both of you is to split up.
If that's not an option, buy her, like, 20 tops and have her rotate them. It's Christmastime, right?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Furley,
remember when you chose to be with your wife instead of cornhole with me.
remember when you chose to be with your wife instead of cornhole with me.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Furley,
remember when you chose to be with your wife instead of cornhole with me.
:deadbanana:
Rustoleum
Footballguy
Time for an "oops" with the bleach on laundry day.
Is she suffering from depression or feeling like she's stuck in a rut, or that her day-to-day activities aren't worth dressing up for? Not a doctor, but had to endure a ####load of "What Not to Wear" episodes on DVR with my wife.....
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Zuckerberg wears the same thing every day and it seems to be working out for him ok.
bentley
Footballguy
Furley - I agree with finding a way to help her with self esteem. My wife had something similar and she started going to a personal trainer and we bought her some new boobs. Now, she has a ton of new clothes she wears and a fancy haircut and boots and diamond earrings and, well, never mind.
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mr. furley
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Considering taking all the boys gifts and lighting them on fire in the backyard.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
No. They obviously need to see their Christmas literally go up in flames for whatever they did.
cosjobs
Footballguy
That's better than when Tanner stood me up to repair a toiletFurley,
remember when you chose to be with your wife instead of cornhole with me.
bostonfred
Footballguy
the rover
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