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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (21 Viewers)

Captain Quinoa said:
Update: CQ and Mrs are amicably separated.

SonQ is being recruited by every high school around to play hockey.

Daughter Q has been accepted to tOSU and is awaiting decisions from USC, UCLA, Vanderbilt, and Columbia.  Also she's dating a 23 year old musician.

I drink. A lot.

Bye
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Congratusympathies?!

Hope amicable means you're doing OK. 

Eta... And aids porkless. Pork aidsless. One of those.

 
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the rover said:
Not nearly as annoying as Springsteen demanding that no alcohol be served at a venue at all the night of a show, and then showing up 2.5 hours late. Lot of angry sober people in Seattle for that one.  I'll never see that POS again.
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Springsteen is second only to Bono in his self-important mega-celeb dooshness. 

 
If I remember right 'ninja went to that show with me and we got ridiculously drunk afterward and he faceplanted on the sidewalk and bled a lot.  May have been the beginning of his brain issues.

 
the rover said:
Not nearly as annoying as Springsteen demanding that no alcohol be served at a venue at all the night of a show, and then showing up 2.5 hours late. Lot of angry sober people in Seattle for that one.  I'll never see that POS again.
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Why would anyone wait 2.5 hrs to see anyone? #### that, my time is valuable I'd send him a bill

 
Captain Quinoa said:
Update: CQ and Mrs are amicably separated.

SonQ is being recruited by every high school around to play hockey.

Daughter Q has been accepted to tOSU and is awaiting decisions from USC, UCLA, Vanderbilt, and Columbia.  Also she's dating a 23 year old musician.

I drink. A lot.

Bye
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ahem.....what?

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Is this still the safe nest in the truth tree place to ##### about family?

So I have a now 7 week old and a 2.5 year old. There are some nasty viruses going around like RSV and a stomach bug. If the baby gets a fever over 100.4 or gets stomach flu w vomiting and diarrhea he will get admitted to the hospital, get an iv, and possible spinal tap per our pediatrician. The 2 year old had a high fever and threw up a few weeks ago and we had to quarantine them basically. 

Fast forward to today. 

If you had two kids in your house throwing up and your niece with a 7 week old and 2 year old were supposed to get pork from you; Would you be offended, get pissy, and hangup on your niece if she said to just keep it and we will pay you because we didn't want anybody going over there and bringing the pork and death here?  Or would you say ok and just put it in the freezer maybe?

2 weeks ago when the 2 year old had that fever and vomited and our dr was adamant that we keep him away from baby and wife,  I had to leave our senior leadership meeting an hour and half drive away because her mom felt it was more important for her to attend her xmas party. Then i had to take 2 more days off. So i had 3 weeks paternity, then those days, and now off for holiday. I cant take any more time to help here if people get real sick again and nobody is raising their hand to help. But #### us for not wanting kids vomiting or in the hospital, right?
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I'm so so confused.

 
Captain Quinoa said:
Update: CQ and Mrs are amicably separated.

SonQ is being recruited by every high school around to play hockey.

Daughter Q has been accepted to tOSU and is awaiting decisions from USC, UCLA, Vanderbilt, and Columbia.  Also she's dating a 23 year old musician.

I drink. A lot.

Bye
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Hey buddy, good to see you.  Sorry about the marriage, congrats on the kids.

 
Captain Quinoa said:
Update: CQ and Mrs are amicably separated.

SonQ is being recruited by every high school around to play hockey.

Daughter Q has been accepted to tOSU and is awaiting decisions from USC, UCLA, Vanderbilt, and Columbia.  Also she's dating a 23 year old musician.

I drink. A lot.

Bye
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Probably my favorite poster, but alas I know nothing about you. Godspeed and I hope things work out well for you and your family.

Boobs

 
strykerpks said:
Probably my favorite poster, but alas I know nothing about you. Godspeed and I hope things work out well for you and your family.

Boobs
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Au contraire, if you read that post you pretty much know everything about me.

No thops necessary re: the marriage.  It's a trial separation.  Figured we will either learn to appreciate each other more or that we aren't meant to live together.  Getting along fine. 

Was trying to craft a funny/horrifying post around my 17 yo daughter dating a 23 yo but it wasn't materializing so i just went with the straight update.

He's not really "a musician".  He has a marketing job and plays in a jazz band.  Big NYE gig tonight at a Mexican restaurant.  Have fun, Sweetie!  First virgin margarita is on me.

Boobs to you as well good sir.

 
Captain Quinoa said:
Doubt I'll be anywhere near as prolific, but I did channel my inner roverfish for my first adventure: co-worker with a 2 year old and a physically abusive ex.
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I'm sure she'll do anything you want

 
a customer gave me an amazon fire stick with the alexa remote(i'm totally going to try the digger digger bit)  does it do anything that my smart tv or apple tv can't do?  my customer said the pr0n was ridiculous on it :unsure:   do i have to have subscriptions to everything, hbo, netflix, etc to access anything?

thanks and remember, i'm only barely more tech savvy than GM.

 
DA RAIDERS said:
a customer gave me an amazon fire stick with the alexa remote(i'm totally going to try the digger digger bit)  does it do anything that my smart tv or apple tv can't do?  my customer said the pr0n was ridiculous on it :unsure:   do i have to have subscriptions to everything, hbo, netflix, etc to access anything?

thanks and remember, i'm only barely more tech savvy than GM.
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Put Kodi on it and surf pr0n to your heart's delight

 
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