GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

[BobbyLayne]

K4 to the white courtesy phone

That's OPM as a cat.

Helpful description:

Oliver aka O.J. - If he's not in the mood, he'll let you know. He appreciates affection on his terms, so he'll need a patient person willing to give him his space and allow him to invite affection when he's feels comfortable. When he does, he'll sit by your side and purr when you pet him. This adorable golden nugget is considered a senior at nine years young, but he doesn't look a day over six! Handsome, mellow and polite (he never demands food or jumps up on the table or the bed), Oliver is a distinguished gentleman who needs a caring person to show him what it means to be loved and respected.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Oliver aka O.J. - If he's not in the mood, he'll let you know. He appreciates affection on his terms, so he'll need a patient person willing to give him his space and allow him to invite affection when he's feels comfortable. When he does, he'll sit by your side and purr when you pet him.

Sooo....it's a cat?

 

[El Floppo]

Back from the land of fjords, waterfalls and Isuzu monster trucks.

Gilroy?

Turlock

ooooooh. nice.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

K4 to the white courtesy phone

That's OPM as a cat.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Back from the land of fjords, waterfalls and Isuzu monster trucks.

Gilroy?

Turlock

God I hope this is a joke.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Back from the land of fjords, waterfalls and Isuzu monster trucks.

Gilroy?

Turlock

God I hope this is a joke.

Are you unfamiliar with Turlock's geographic splendor?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What the #### do you wear when you go paintballing in 80 degree weather?

They don't give you coveralls?

No idea... How much do these things hurt? I was debating shirt, shorts.

Dude...they hurt. Not like kick in the balls hurt but they hurt. Welts and ####.

You have to remember that 80 degree weather for me is chilly. But jeans and a long sleeved shirt at minimum.

You have to find a balance between "I'm sweating like Woz trying to read" and "I want some sort of fabric armor".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Back from the land of fjords, waterfalls and Isuzu monster trucks.

Gilroy?

Turlock

God I hope this is a joke.

Are you unfamiliar with Turlock's geographic splendor?

Maybe?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I bought a motion activated chirping bird from the Dollar Store

I've been hiding it around the house to scare my wife

Bird is working out nicely

Hid it on our bedroom table lamp hoping to scare her at night be she found it when getting changed into bedtime clothes

She brought it downstairs right before we were getting ready for family movie night

Wife: I found your stupid bird

Me: ok let's go watch ghostbusters

Son: is there a ghostbusters 3?

Me: no but they're making a new all woman ghostbusters

Wife: really who's in it,

Me: Kristen Wiig and that one fat slob, Melissa McCarthy

Wife: don't say things like that! That's not nice [slams hand on counter]

Bird: chirp...CHIRRPPP...chirp, chirp!

Me:

Also I've now hid it In the cupboard with our K-Cups for tomorrow

I still have one of these left I need to use.

 

[heckmanm]

Hey GB

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Back from the land of fjords, waterfalls and Isuzu monster trucks.

Gilroy?

Turlock

God I hope this is a joke.

Are you unfamiliar with Turlock's geographic splendor?

Maybe?

Oh, sorry. I got Turlock confused with Reykavik.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Hey GB

Alias? We don't need no stinking alias.

 

[General Malaise]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UH!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

HB Bill

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thanks!

 

[General Malaise]

I ride bicycle today. Taint is burning. Happy Sunday GMTAN.

Sorry to hear about your tainture, GB. This is what I was doing.

picked the wrong day to fast. my god..........

 

[Tecumseh]

This is fun- tornado warning on campus, so there a few hundred of us jammed into a room designed for 50.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is fun- tornado warning on campus, so there a few hundred of us jammed into a room designed for 50.

The tornado warning is just for your campus?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Depressing fun fact of the day...

Furious 7 just broke the record for reaching the $1B mark (worldwide) in the shortest amount of time.

 

[Tecumseh]

This is fun- tornado warning on campus, so there a few hundred of us jammed into a room designed for 50.

The tornado warning is just for your campus?

Central Gwinnett county

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is fun- tornado warning on campus, so there a few hundred of us jammed into a room designed for 50.

The tornado warning is just for your campus?

Central Gwinnett county

Your campus takes up a whole county?*

FTR I'm bored.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

At least the tornado thing is no longer the most annoying part of his day.

 

[boilerdave]

At least the tornado thing is no longer the most annoying part of his day.

lol

 

[General Malaise]

6 of the top 10 best selling non new release DVDs in the country last week were from the Fast and the Furious franchise.

You don't say....

According to the Program for International Student Assessment, the average reading literacy score for U.S. fifteen-year old students is 498 (out of 1000 possible points). That is enough to make the United States rank twenty-fourth out of sixty-five educational systems ranked in that category. Shangai, China, ranked first, with a score of 570.

 

[General Malaise]

At least the tornado thing is no longer the most annoying part of his day.

lolz

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Depressing fun fact of the day...

Furious 7 just broke the record for reaching the $1B mark (worldwide) in the shortest amount of time.

That was fast.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I laughed

 

[El Floppo]

Depressing fun fact of the day...

Furious 7 just broke the record for reaching the $1B mark (worldwide) in the shortest amount of time.

That was fast.

angrily fast

 

[kevzilla]

Depressing fun fact of the day...

Furious 7 just broke the record for reaching the $1B mark (worldwide) in the shortest amount of time.

That was fast.

And I'm furious.

In all seriousness, Age of Ultron will eclipse it next month. Yes, GM, it's a comic-book movie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Here's how you freak-out a bunch of 8th graders.

We have a chapter test today. For every test I pass out a study guide. The study guide is nothing more than the test itself with the multiple choice answers removed. You really have to go out of your way to not be prepared for my tests.

This test also had some true/false questions on it. Now if I put T/F questions on the study guide exactly the same way as they appear on the test it would just become a matter of memorizing "T-T-F-T-F-F-T..." or "the one about Washington is True, the one about Lincoln is True, the one about Jefferson is False..." etc.

So typically what I do for T/F when it comes to the study guide I make almost all of the questions so they are False. The kids don't know if they are going to be True or False on the test because I'll change them up again. "Washington was the first President" on the study guide might become "Jefferson was the first President" on the test. You get the picture.

Last week when I was writing the test (and then creating the study guide) I spaced out and forgot to change the T/F questions.

It's pretty funny to watch the kids take the test today because all of the answers are False. I think most of them think it is some sort of trap.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So typically what I do for T/F when it comes to the study guide is to make almost all of the questions so they are False. "Washington was the first President" on the study guide might become "Jefferson was the first President" on the test. You get the picture.

Good one, Herbie Hancock.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Teachers are evil. There are times I kinda wish I would have become one, but then I interact with my friends' tween daughters and it goes away.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So typically what I do for T/F when it comes to the study guide is to make almost all of the questions so they are False. "Washington was the first President" on the study guide might become "Jefferson was the first President" on the test. You get the picture.

Good one, Herbie Hancock.

Thanks, Davey Dickmouth.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

"interact"

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So typically what I do for T/F when it comes to the study guide is to make almost all of the questions so they are False. "Washington was the first President" on the study guide might become "Jefferson was the first President" on the test. You get the picture.

Good one, Herbie Hancock.

Thanks, Davey Dickmouth.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I edited it and unedited it and reedited it until it was completely unclear.

 

[General Malaise]

Depressing fun fact of the day...

Furious 7 just broke the record for reaching the $1B mark (worldwide) in the shortest amount of time.

That was fast.

And I'm furious.

In all seriousness, Age of Ultron will eclipse it next month. Yes, GM, it's a comic-book movie.

Adam Sandler in dual roles? Hopefully playing a woman?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Depressing fun fact of the day...

Furious 7 just broke the record for reaching the $1B mark (worldwide) in the shortest amount of time.

That was fast.

And I'm furious.

In all seriousness, Age of Ultron will eclipse it next month. Yes, GM, it's a comic-book movie.

Adam Sandler in dual roles? Hopefully playing a woman?

The Rock and Vin Diesel playing paternal twins (no offense) who have to save the planet from giant alien robots that can morph into dumptrucks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh, speaking of people that make the world a terrible place...

The other day I was in the check-out line at the supermarket. The woman in front of me was buying a copy each of "The Globe", "The National Enquirer", "People", "US Weekly", and something I think was called "Closer". She was making no other purchases. She was also wearing a mu-mu.

 

[Annyong]

Mu-mus are underrated.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"I don't want to look like a weirdo."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

 

[El Floppo]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

Moo-moo, IMO.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

“Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

 

[BobbyLayne]

I had to google mu-mu. Can't unsee that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'M RAISING THE BAR, BOB. YOUR MOVE.

 

[El Floppo]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

“Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

I was just thinking how much I would like a mu-mu for men... I wouldn't get out of it. mo-mo?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Should probably rename this

GM's Thread About Nothing New

 

[Limp Ditka]

"I don't want to look like a weirdo."

The syndicated rerun of this edits out the part where he's washing his fat guy hat. One of the greatest travesties in the history of television

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

“Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

Sports themed mu-mus are all the rage in Vegas.