GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

I'M RAISING THE BAR, BOB. YOUR MOVE.

I hate Nazis but love bacon. I'm conflicted.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Somewhere in Michigan(?)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I may have to turn in my grumpy old man card.

Spoiler

Lady selling roses on the subway. Dude in shirt and tie asks how much for every rose she has. Guy buys all of her roses ($140 worth) on the condition that she gives them away to other people.

.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

“Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

I was just thinking how much I would like a mu-mu for men... I wouldn't get out of it. mo-mo?

I just bought a utilikilt

 

[wadegarrett]

Had to put my dog down. Crushed.

 

[Tecumseh]

Had to put my dog down. Crushed.

Sorry, man. That's awful.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Oh ####, wade - so sorry

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

“Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

I was just thinking how much I would like a mu-mu for men... I wouldn't get out of it. mo-mo?

I just bought a utilikilt

Please tell us this is just a sick joke.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Had to put my dog down. Crushed.

Aww, ####.

That sucks. Sorry to hear it.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

“Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

I was just thinking how much I would like a mu-mu for men... I wouldn't get out of it. mo-mo?

I just bought a utilikilt

Please tell us this is just a sick joke.

Nope. Not sure how to accesorize underneath, though.

 

[mr roboto]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

I was just thinking how much I would like a mu-mu for men... I wouldn't get out of it. mo-mo?

I just bought a utilikilt

Please tell us this is just a sick joke.

Nope. Not sure how to accesorize underneath, though.

Let em hang.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

I was just thinking how much I would like a mu-mu for men... I wouldn't get out of it. mo-mo?

I just bought a utilikilt

Please tell us this is just a sick joke.

Nope. Not sure how to accesorize underneath, though.

Let em hang.

I turned 53 today. I don't have much choice.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

“Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

I was just thinking how much I would like a mu-mu for men... I wouldn't get out of it. mo-mo?

I just bought a utilikilt

Please tell us this is just a sick joke.

Nope. Not sure how to accesorize underneath, though.

A large barbell scrotum ring, of course.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Are ther other sizes?

 

[El Floppo]

Had to put my dog down. Crushed.

Sorry, man. That's awful.

dammit... sorry to hear Wade- just gutting.

our cat had a tumor biopsied over the weekend. really looking forward to the results ####. this guy has had an encyclopedia of illnesses- just non-stop since we rescued him about 12 years ago. even his face-lift plastic surgery didn't fix everything.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Are ther other sizes?

Just tug on it a few times.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

53. You'd think he would have stumbled across that by now.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Somewhere in Michigan(?)

Clarkston is GMil territory. Hometown of Tim McCormick - they knocked us in regionals my senior year.

Probably could have gone singular usage there.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Had to put my dog down. Crushed.

So sorry to hear. Had to do the same about 3 weeks ago. It sucks. The pain definitely starts to fade though and the good memories overwhelm the pain. But I still miss her and bawled like a baby for a couple of days.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Had to put my dog down. Crushed.

That sucks, pard.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Right behind ya, U-H.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

saggy ball chat

 

[belljr]

Really don't get the F&F hate...

sorry wade

 

[BobbyLayne]

Really don't get the F&F hate...

I've never seen one. What am I missing out on?

 

[belljr]

Really don't get the F&F hate...

I've never seen one. What am I missing out on?

2 and 3 are terrible.I rank them 5 6 1 4.

hot chicks

fast cars

cheesy dialogue

over acting

testosterone

stunts that break all laws of physics , like I mean literally physics would not allow it to happen.

standard action popcorn flick imo

 

[heckmanm]

So sorry to hear, Wade

 

[heckmanm]

I may have to turn in my grumpy old man card.

Spoiler

Lady selling roses on the subway. Dude in shirt and tie asks how much for every rose she has. Guy buys all of her roses ($140 worth) on the condition that she gives them away to other people.

Spoiler

.

I saw "miracle" in the title and thought maybe someone actually held their phone sideways to take a video.

 

[Hawks64]

Had to put my dog down. Crushed.

That sucks...sorry man.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Sorry about the dog

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Had to put my dog down. Crushed.

Aw man. Blows.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Really don't get the F&F hate...

Come on.

 

[belljr]

Really don't get the F&F hate...

Come on.

no different than any other action movie plus I like cars

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Mu-mus are underrated.

This one was more of a necessity.

“Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman"

"Shame on all of you! I just came here to watch "Honk if You're Horny" in peace."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Really don't get the F&F hate...

Come on.

no different than any other action movie plus I like cars

Exactly

 

[5-ish Finkle]

"I don't want to look like a weirdo."

The syndicated rerun of this edits out the part where he's washing his fat guy hat. One of the greatest travesties in the history of television

Wait....WHAT?!?!! You have got to be f@#$# kidding me! Why? "Fat shaming" or something ridiculous like that?

Thanks a lot, fatties.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://m.imgur.com/Lqu4hek

 

[tommyboy]

Really don't get the F&F hate...

Come on.

no different than any other action movie plus I like cars

Exactly

Booo. Booooooooo, liar....booo malloy

 

[cstu]

Yes, honey, but they taste reeaallly good.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yes, honey, but they taste reeaallly good.

. Oh what a horrible voice.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Yes, honey, but they taste reeaallly good.

.Oh what a horrible voice.

She needs that cup from your link.

 

[BobbyLayne]

love spring

 

[Osaurus]

YSR. The iPhone should have arrived yesterday (or maybe today). Restore it to factory defaults and then restore your profile/backup. Let me know if you have any questions.

 

[YSR]

YSR. The iPhone should have arrived yesterday (or maybe today). Restore it to factory defaults and then restore your profile/backup. Let me know if you have any questions.

I got it! Sorry, I meant to post earlier. I had to order a SIM card because the one I had for my 4 didn't fit, but that's no big deal. Just means another day or two before I can use it.

Thank you, again. Very, very generous of you.

 

[Osaurus]

YSR. The iPhone should have arrived yesterday (or maybe today). Restore it to factory defaults and then restore your profile/backup. Let me know if you have any questions.

I got it! Sorry, I meant to post earlier. I had to order a SIM card because the one I had for my 4 didn't fit, but that's no big deal. Just means another day or two before I can use it.Thank you, again. Very, very generous of you.

SIM card was my problem too. I have 3 others that are for a 4 or earlier. Enjoy!

 

[GroveDiesel]

I read this article and don't want to live on the same planet as these people:

http://www.cracked.com/article_22268_5-utterly-insane-legal-arguments-that-actually-worked.html

 

[heckmanm]

I read this article and don't want to live on the same planet as these people:

http://www.cracked.com/article_22268_5-utterly-insane-legal-arguments-that-actually-worked.html

#### lawyers.

(except mine)

 

[El Floppo]

love spring

yes, sir!

 

[El Floppo]

I read this article and don't want to live on the same planet as these people:

http://www.cracked.com/article_22268_5-utterly-insane-legal-arguments-that-actually-worked.html

I don't have the stomach to read that this early.

or ever.

 

[T Bell]

David's Soul @david_tull · 21h21 hours ago
Didn't have internet porn when I was a boy, we had Sandy Duncan's Wheat Thins commercials.

LOL

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

David's Soul @david_tull · 21h21 hours ago
Didn't have internet porn when I was a boy, we had Sandy Duncan's Wheat Thins commercials.

LOL

good lord.