gl with that
Yuplol we got this last week. 4th grade?I guess it's time to have The Talk with my son. He brought home a permission slip for sex ed.
You can finish too early?Some good bedroom advice from reddit
"For guys who have issues with finishing early, when you feel it getting close, just grab her in a headlock so she can't move and start growling like an injured ox while you punch yourself in the jaw.
Works every time and it will drive her wild. But be careful not to hurt her during this procedure."
wtf is up with this ####? my wife answered her summons and it says call after 5. she does. a recorded message says she is in pool b, or some such name. call tomorrow after 5 to see if she is needed. rinse repeat for the next 5 days unless she is called in.Jury duty tomorrow in the am.
Here in Hillsborough County it's similar. 8:00 and 10:00 call based on your number. Naturally my number is low so 8 am for me and I am pretty vanilla so my juror potential is less than likely. There are probably like 500+ people here already.wtf is up with this ####? my wife answered her summons and it says call after 5. she does. a recorded message says she is in pool b, or some such name. call tomorrow after 5 to see if she is needed. rinse repeat for the next 5 days unless she is called in. and then there was pool a. call by 12 o'clock and you are due by 1pm that same day!! wtf??? you have an hour to report? so you just tell your employer to #### off in the middle of the day?Jury duty tomorrow in the am.
and then there's pool b, they have less than 15 hours to notify their employer they won't be in the next day if they're called in from pool b?
re ####### tarded
You got lucky. Those can take awhile and god bless the poor schlubs that get stuck on a federal grand jury.I was called for federal jury duty a while back. I called in five mornings in a row and was informed each times that I wasn't needed. On Friday, I was told to call in the following monday. That morning I called in and was informed I wouldn't be needed at all.
My mom was on a federal jury for a triple homicide in St Paul MN. Some drug deals gone bad and revenge killing/hang stuff. We lived in a small town 80 miles from St Paul. I was 16, only child no father. She was gone M-F for like 2-3 months. Stayed at a hotel. Greatest 6 weeks of young robotos life. Home alone #####es!You got lucky. Those can take awhile and god bless the poor schlubs that get stuck on a federal grand jury.I was called for federal jury duty a while back. I called in five mornings in a row and was informed each times that I wasn't needed. On Friday, I was told to call in the following monday. That morning I called in and was informed I wouldn't be needed at all.
Yeah, no doubt. I can't imagine being selected for one of those grand juries that is looking into something really big and complex. They are probably stuck serving for months.You got lucky. Those can take awhile and god bless the poor schlubs that get stuck on a federal grand jury.I was called for federal jury duty a while back. I called in five mornings in a row and was informed each times that I wasn't needed. On Friday, I was told to call in the following monday. That morning I called in and was informed I wouldn't be needed at all.
I'd pull a Tanner and say I'm "jewish".3 day civil trial. Hope I don't get picked. Worst time for me if it happens
That works?I'd pull a Tanner and say I'm "jewish".3 day civil trial. Hope I don't get picked. Worst time for me if it happens
You could say that you'll vote as the voices command.That works?I'd pull a Tanner and say I'm "jewish".3 day civil trial. Hope I don't get picked. Worst time for me if it happens
did she get the summons the day before being required to report?wtf is up with this ####? my wife answered her summons and it says call after 5. she does. a recorded message says she is in pool b, or some such name. call tomorrow after 5 to see if she is needed. rinse repeat for the next 5 days unless she is called in.Jury duty tomorrow in the am.
and then there was pool a. call by 12 o'clock and you are due by 1pm that same day!! wtf??? you have an hour to report? so you just tell your employer to #### off in the middle of the day?
and then there's pool b, they have less than 15 hours to notify their employer they won't be in the next day if they're called in from pool b?
re ####### tarded
Either that or say you need to be home to feed your 43 cats.That works?I'd pull a Tanner and say I'm "jewish".3 day civil trial. Hope I don't get picked. Worst time for me if it happens
Doesn't need to do that. If you're over 70 you can just opt out.I'd pull a Tanner and say I'm "jewish".
Totally understandable. Can't believe people do this #### for a living. Trial lawyers... hiI think I speak for everyone when I say better you than me!Selection still going on. Something tells me I'm getting picked and have 3 more days of this crap.
That is now what I am calling them
Makes a who's hottest contest pretty tough
It is pretty awesome, really. I went in one of the stores the other day and they have a crazy selection now. When they first opened they had a couple of kinds and both were massively overpriced. Now the prices are much more reasonable.For the first time in my life, I purchased legal mary jane. Gotta tell you...it was kind of nice.
Lucky!Selected for jury as expected. Settled minutes after selection was unexpected
like having a pigeon #### on your head.Lucky!Selected for jury as expected. Settled minutes after selection was unexpected
Raisinbrau?Got a keg of beer for the first time since I was in college. Man, what a treat!
Don't you owe us some updates about soccer practice?Got a keg of beer for the first time since I was in college. Man, what a treat!
I think I do.Don't you owe us some updates about soccer practice?Got a keg of beer for the first time since I was in college. Man, what a treat!
Highly recommend to any man over the age of 35 that he do this just once.at going to the titter on Mother's Day
I've always wanted to go on Fathers Day...gotta imagine the daddy issues come out in full force
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I've always wanted to go on Fathers Day...gotta imagine the daddy issues come out in full force
at going to the titter on Mother's Day
I've always wanted to go on Fathers Day...gotta imagine the daddy issues come out in full force
There's actually 3 that I can walk to. At least I'm getting my exercise.Man, I live within walking distance to a TON of cool stuff but no tittie bars (that I am aware of).