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I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

 
General Malaise said:
I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.
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Plus it's co-ed. I mean how ridiculous is that?? Girls playing boy sports. What is this world coming to?

 
General Malaise said:
I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.
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Yes that. I actually enjoyed it.

 
General Malaise said:
I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.
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It really is the worst.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
General Malaise said:
I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.
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It really is the worst.
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Morons:

 
I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?

 
St. Louis Bob said:
I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?
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You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?
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Arsenic in the cashews. That way when someone dies from arsenic poisoning you'll know who was stealing your cashews.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?
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You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.
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Will that kill them?

 
St. Louis Bob said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?
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You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.
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Will that kill them?
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It won't kill them, no, but based on my experience with the stuff, it will leave quite the impression. And you will likely figure out who the culprit is.

 
Missed out on throwing thropawishes Abe's way for the babby.

Hope you don't have any more nights in the hospital, etc..

 
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RedmondLonghorn said:
St. Louis Bob said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?
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You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.
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Will that kill them?
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It won't kill them, no, but based on my experience with the stuff, it will leave quite the impression. And you will likely figure out who the culprit is.
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Never mind then.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
St. Louis Bob said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?
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You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.
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Will that kill them?
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It won't kill them, no, but based on my experience with the stuff, it will leave quite the impression. And you will likely figure out who the culprit is.
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Never mind then.
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Put a copperhead in a brown bag next to the cashews.

Write "EXTRA SPECIAL CASHEWS" in big block letters.

????

Profit

 
I spent Thursday night sleeping on an inflatable mattress in a room full of sea turtles and Girl Scouts. And I'm not Homer, so... yeah, screw all you people and your pretend problems. I'm going home and sleeping until Friday. Good day, sirs.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
I spent Thursday night sleeping on an inflatable mattress in a room full of sea turtles and Girl Scouts. And I'm not Homer, so... yeah, screw all you people and your pretend problems. I'm going home and sleeping until Friday. Good day, sirs.
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I asked my attorney and he said that is not even close to legal.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
stahbux said:
General Malaise said:
stahbux said:
Hi happy people!
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There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.
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Hi people!
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Hello enigmatic Oshawan
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Is that what we are supposed to call ourselves? I'm surprised you knew that seeing how private I have always been about my life.

 
This night shift is kicking my butt. It has my internal clock totally messed up. Basically I'm just always tired. Getting a ton of experience in a short amount of time and a decent paycheck though. But a I feel like all I do is eat, sleep and work. Barely see my family right now.

 
bentley said:
stahbux said:
General Malaise said:
stahbux said:
Hi happy people!
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There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.
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Hi people!
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Hey buddy,

I'm happy. Work tomorrow involves golf and then meeting some people at a bar. How you be?
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Damn near the opposite. Work at a bar and might end up (disc) golfing.

 
GroveDiesel said:
This night shift is kicking my butt. It has my internal clock totally messed up. Basically I'm just always tired. Getting a ton of experience in a short amount of time and a decent paycheck though. But a I feel like all I do is eat, sleep and work. Barely see my family right now.
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So its not all bad.
 
Pineda and Bauer got shelled ruining my fantasy week before 8PM on Monday

Electricity's been out for 2+ hours and comed has estimated 6PM for when it will be back up.

About the only thing that could cheer me up now is MOP asking me how I'm able to post if I have no electricity.

 
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