GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

[Captain Quinoa]

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2015/06/california-sinking-drought-ground-water

RIP Officer Pete Malloy.

At least 5-ish will soon have ocean front property in Reno.

 

[General Malaise]

Going over to my brother's in a few hours. This is my churchy brother. That means I can't wear the gift my kid bought me http://images.8ball.co.uk/catalog/product/f/e/fenton_dog_and_deer_t_shirt_-_ash_mens_3.jpg

I don't get it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going over to my brother's in a few hours. This is my churchy brother. That means I can't wear the gift my kid bought me http://images.8ball.co.uk/catalog/product/f/e/fenton_dog_and_deer_t_shirt_-_ash_mens_3.jpg

I don't get it.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

Plus it's co-ed. I mean how ridiculous is that?? Girls playing boy sports. What is this world coming to?

 

[General Malaise]

Going over to my brother's in a few hours. This is my churchy brother. That means I can't wear the gift my kid bought me http://images.8ball.co.uk/catalog/product/f/e/fenton_dog_and_deer_t_shirt_-_ash_mens_3.jpg

I don't get it.

I forgot about that.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2015/06/california-sinking-drought-ground-water

RIP Officer Pete Malloy.

At least 5-ish will soon have ocean front property in Reno.

Everything's comin' up 5-ish!

(Or as long as Nevada holds off following it into the ocean for at least a couple of years, anyway)

 

[Mr.Pack]

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2015/06/california-sinking-drought-ground-water

RIP Officer Pete Malloy.

I'm good. Condo is 2 stories.

Denial is not just a river in Africa

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

Yes that. I actually enjoyed it.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Thinking of you cos

Just about to get on the train to San Diego. Going on a beer tasting trip.

 

[heckmanm]

Going over to my brother's in a few hours. This is my churchy brother. That means I can't wear the gift my kid bought me http://images.8ball.co.uk/catalog/product/f/e/fenton_dog_and_deer_t_shirt_-_ash_mens_3.jpg

I don't get it.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

It really is the worst.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

It really is the worst.

Morons:

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Drunk

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?

You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?

Arsenic in the cashews. That way when someone dies from arsenic poisoning you'll know who was stealing your cashews.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?

You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.

Will that kill them?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?

You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.

Will that kill them?

It won't kill them, no, but based on my experience with the stuff, it will leave quite the impression. And you will likely figure out who the culprit is.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Missed out on throwing thropawishes Abe's way for the babby.

Hope you don't have any more nights in the hospital, etc..

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?

You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.

Will that kill them?

It won't kill them, no, but based on my experience with the stuff, it will leave quite the impression. And you will likely figure out who the culprit is.

Never mind then.

 

[General Malaise]

I have big cannister of cashews in my office and somebody is helping themselves to them. They are very careful to put it back exactly where I had it but I put a piece of paper under the cap that would fall out after the top was unscrewed and it was gone today.

Sure I could lock my door or hide the cashews but that wouldn't fulfill my blood lust. Thoughts on how to catch the perp?

You will have to sacrifice the cashews, but I suggest liberal use of this.

Will that kill them?

It won't kill them, no, but based on my experience with the stuff, it will leave quite the impression. And you will likely figure out who the culprit is.

Never mind then.

Put a copperhead in a brown bag next to the cashews.

Write "EXTRA SPECIAL CASHEWS" in big block letters.

????

Profit

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

"The cashews are hissing."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Put a copperhead in a brown bag next to the cashews.

Write "EXTRA SPECIAL CASHEWS" in big block letters.

????

Profit

I'm all out of copperheads.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Open door. Yell "WHO THE #### IS EATING MY CASHEWS?"

 

[stahbux]

Hi happy people!

 

[General Malaise]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Homer's favorite show got cancelled too.

 

[stahbux]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

Hi people!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

Hi people!

Hello enigmatic Oshawan

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I spent Thursday night sleeping on an inflatable mattress in a room full of sea turtles and Girl Scouts. And I'm not Homer, so... yeah, screw all you people and your pretend problems. I'm going home and sleeping until Friday. Good day, sirs.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I spent Thursday night sleeping on an inflatable mattress in a room full of sea turtles and Girl Scouts. And I'm not Homer, so... yeah, screw all you people and your pretend problems. I'm going home and sleeping until Friday. Good day, sirs.

I asked my attorney and he said that is not even close to legal.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Homer's favorite show got cancelled too.

I tried to warn him but did he listen?

 

[stahbux]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

Hi people!

Hello enigmatic Oshawan

Is that what we are supposed to call ourselves? I'm surprised you knew that seeing how private I have always been about my life.

 

[GroveDiesel]

This night shift is kicking my butt. It has my internal clock totally messed up. Basically I'm just always tired. Getting a ton of experience in a short amount of time and a decent paycheck though. But a I feel like all I do is eat, sleep and work. Barely see my family right now.

 

[bentley]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

Hi people!

Hey buddy,

I'm happy. Work tomorrow involves golf and then meeting some people at a bar. How you be?

 

[kevzilla]

In retrospect, pan-frying salmon patties with no shirt on wasn't the best idea.

 

[stahbux]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

Hi people!

Hey buddy,

I'm happy. Work tomorrow involves golf and then meeting some people at a bar. How you be?

Damn near the opposite. Work at a bar and might end up (disc) golfing.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This night shift is kicking my butt. It has my internal clock totally messed up. Basically I'm just always tired. Getting a ton of experience in a short amount of time and a decent paycheck though. But a I feel like all I do is eat, sleep and work. Barely see my family right now.

So its not all bad.

 

[General Malaise]

In retrospect, pan-frying salmon patties with no shirt on wasn't the best idea.

 

[-fish-]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

ahem

 

[stahbux]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

ahem

Hi happy -fish-!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

still drunk

 

[Ignoramus]

Big day for GM.

 

[sports_fan]

I don't have anything to say right now

 

[mr roboto]

Big day for GM.

Way to go!

 

[General Malaise]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

ahem

Yeah, I get a few pictures of perfectly skinned, bi-curious hot girls who want your gills and you start getting some mentions by me in this knock-off GMTAN thread.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pineda and Bauer got shelled ruining my fantasy week before 8PM on Monday

Electricity's been out for 2+ hours and comed has estimated 6PM for when it will be back up.

About the only thing that could cheer me up now is MOP asking me how I'm able to post if I have no electricity.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hi happy people!

There's no happy people here. Just people having their nuts stolen, people drowning in children, people stuck coaching Tball, people with gout and Tanner. All the happy people fled.

ahem