GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (7 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Seems like a no win situation. So why not go for it!

 

[shuke]

She's not fond of the idea

The end

 

[bentley]

Traditional wings, chipotle BBQ dry rub, very light dusting with a side of Carribean Jerk for dipping. If you can't enjoy that, well...I don't know what to do for you.

That seems like hell for a toilet bowl.

 

[bentley]

freaks

Wings are meant to be eaten with wing sauce. Wing sauce should come in 3 flavors: Medium, Hot, or Suicide.

It is right for you to be proud and protective of the single thing Buffalo has contributed to the world.

not a big Wolf Blitzer fan? Rick James? Nick Bakay? Tim Russert? Grover Cleveland? Millard Fillmore? Rob Gronkowski? Ron Jaworski?

Patrick f'n Kane?

Don't forget about being Dallas' sports #####. That's my favorite contribution.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

ex wife wants to be friends on FB. It's been 5+ years since the divorce. We text from time to time and email each other a few times a year with general updates about family and light stuff.

Thoughts?

How crazy on a scale of "guy" to "Redmond Leghorn's ex"?

If you want an indication of how crazy crazy is, here is a story for you. The description may get complex, so feel free to make a flow chart on a napkin or something.

A couple years ago, my ex-wife sought out and contacted my current wife's ex-husband and his fiancee. This all took place before we were getting married. All four of them (my ex- and her BF, my wife's ex- and his fiancee) got together to discuss their mutual "issues" with us, and with my wife in particular. My ex-wife and the fiancee were really the ringleaders, it sounds like, and they immediately bonded over how much they hate my wife. According to my wife's ex-husband, who later told us about the whole thing and seemed fairly ashamed that he was a part of it, my ex-wife admitted that the reason she hates my current wife so much is that she can't manipulate me into doing whatever she wants like she used to be able to.

Money problems were a major feature of my current wife's divorce from her ex-. Basically, he is a moron about money and he hid the fact they were having money problems from my wife for a long time, then ultimately declared personal bankruptcy and had their house go into foreclosure. Somehow that got spun (by the fiancee) into the idea that my wife is basically a financial vampire.

My crazy ex- thought that it would be a good idea to go to my parents behind my back before my wedding and "warn" them about what a gold digger she is. They thought it was amusing and ironic, mostly.

Yes, my ex-wife is a nutjob.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ex wife wants to be friends on FB. It's been 5+ years since the divorce. We text from time to time and email each other a few times a year with general updates about family and light stuff.

Thoughts?

How crazy on a scale of "guy" to "Redmond Leghorn's ex"?

If you want an indication of how crazy crazy is, here is a story for you. The description may get complex, so feel free to make a flow chart on a napkin or something.

A couple years ago, my ex-wife sought out and contacted my current wife's ex-husband and his fiancee. This all took place before we were getting married. All four of them (my ex- and her BF, my wife's ex- and his fiancee) got together to discuss their mutual "issues" with us, and with my wife in particular. My ex-wife and the fiancee were really the ringleaders, it sounds like, and they immediately bonded over how much they hate my wife. According to my wife's ex-husband, who later told us about the whole thing and seemed fairly ashamed that he was a part of it, my ex-wife admitted that the reason she hates my current wife so much is that she can't manipulate me into doing whatever she wants like she used to be able to.

Money problems were a major feature of my current wife's divorce from her ex-. Basically, he is a moron about money and he hid the fact they were having money problems from my wife for a long time, then ultimately declared personal bankruptcy and had their house go into foreclosure. Somehow that got spun (by the fiancee) into the idea that my wife is basically a financial vampire.

My crazy ex- thought that it would be a good idea to go to my parents behind my back before my wedding and "warn" them about what a gold digger she is. They thought it was amusing and ironic, mostly.

Yes, my ex-wife is a nutjob.

Jesus...you win.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

ex wife wants to be friends on FB. It's been 5+ years since the divorce. We text from time to time and email each other a few times a year with general updates about family and light stuff.

Thoughts?

How crazy on a scale of "guy" to "Redmond Leghorn's ex"?

If you want an indication of how crazy crazy is, here is a story for you. The description may get complex, so feel free to make a flow chart on a napkin or something.

A couple years ago, my ex-wife sought out and contacted my current wife's ex-husband and his fiancee. This all took place before we were getting married. All four of them (my ex- and her BF, my wife's ex- and his fiancee) got together to discuss their mutual "issues" with us, and with my wife in particular. My ex-wife and the fiancee were really the ringleaders, it sounds like, and they immediately bonded over how much they hate my wife. According to my wife's ex-husband, who later told us about the whole thing and seemed fairly ashamed that he was a part of it, my ex-wife admitted that the reason she hates my current wife so much is that she can't manipulate me into doing whatever she wants like she used to be able to.

Money problems were a major feature of my current wife's divorce from her ex-. Basically, he is a moron about money and he hid the fact they were having money problems from my wife for a long time, then ultimately declared personal bankruptcy and had their house go into foreclosure. Somehow that got spun (by the fiancee) into the idea that my wife is basically a financial vampire.

My crazy ex- thought that it would be a good idea to go to my parents behind my back before my wedding and "warn" them about what a gold digger she is. They thought it was amusing and ironic, mostly.

Yes, my ex-wife is a nutjob.

Jesus...you win.

Sadly it doesn't feel like winning.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

ex wife wants to be friends on FB. It's been 5+ years since the divorce. We text from time to time and email each other a few times a year with general updates about family and light stuff.

Thoughts?

How crazy on a scale of "guy" to "Redmond Leghorn's ex"?

If you want an indication of how crazy crazy is, here is a story for you. The description may get complex, so feel free to make a flow chart on a napkin or something.

A couple years ago, my ex-wife sought out and contacted my current wife's ex-husband and his fiancee. This all took place before we were getting married. All four of them (my ex- and her BF, my wife's ex- and his fiancee) got together to discuss their mutual "issues" with us, and with my wife in particular. My ex-wife and the fiancee were really the ringleaders, it sounds like, and they immediately bonded over how much they hate my wife. According to my wife's ex-husband, who later told us about the whole thing and seemed fairly ashamed that he was a part of it, my ex-wife admitted that the reason she hates my current wife so much is that she can't manipulate me into doing whatever she wants like she used to be able to.

Money problems were a major feature of my current wife's divorce from her ex-. Basically, he is a moron about money and he hid the fact they were having money problems from my wife for a long time, then ultimately declared personal bankruptcy and had their house go into foreclosure. Somehow that got spun (by the fiancee) into the idea that my wife is basically a financial vampire.

My crazy ex- thought that it would be a good idea to go to my parents behind my back before my wedding and "warn" them about what a gold digger she is. They thought it was amusing and ironic, mostly.

Yes, my ex-wife is a nutjob.

texas? my wife's bff is from texas. the woman LOVES getting into other people's business

oh and mucho thops

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I think this is right.

 

[sports_fan]

I hate weak paper plates

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

Rockaction knocking it out of the park IMO.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Don't forget about being Dallas' sports #####. That's my favorite contribution.

you live in Austin and grew up a Blackhawks fan, dude.

 

[tommyboy]

Not sure why divorced women are such bitter hags. You've got a ######, go use it and move on

 

[bentley]

Not sure why divorced women are such bitter hags. You've got a ######, go use it and move on

Speaking as someone married to a woman, it's not just the divorced ones.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

It's pretty awesome.

 

[kevzilla]

Not sure why divorced women are such bitter hags. You've got a ######, go use it and move on

Speaking as someone married to a woman, it's not just the divorced ones.

It's also the pre-divorced ones.

Except for krista and yeeser, who are delicate flowers.

 

[mr roboto]

I think this is right.

I ####### love you.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

Rockaction knocking it out of the park IMO.

Been trying to pull more details out of him to middling success.

 

[tommyboy]

yeah, my brother in law i think is married to the predivorced bitter hag type. i never thought about why she's such a ##### but after reading RLH's account of his ex wife up there it makes perfect sense. She knows she'll get what she wants.

its really that simple.

 

[sports_fan]

You can only make left turns. How much longer does your daily commute take?

 

[bentley]

You can only make left turns. How much longer does your daily commute take?

I would be in an infinite loop from the start. L Sweetwater, L onEl Salido, L on Morning Glory and repeat.

 

[Osaurus]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

Of couse you like him. He was a cat. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/thesabrinatheteenagewitch/images/3/32/Salem_wedding.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120530211706

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

Of couse you like him. He was a cat. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/thesabrinatheteenagewitch/images/3/32/Salem_wedding.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120530211706

True but I've been a fan of his since his Evil Clown comics days.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Cat butts are weird

 

[Captain Quinoa]

You can only make left turns. How much longer does your daily commute take?

Oddly enough the first 4 turns of my commute are lefts. After that I would be screwed though.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

Of couse you like him. He was a cat. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/thesabrinatheteenagewitch/images/3/32/Salem_wedding.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120530211706

Best Bakay role - Angry Beavers

 

[heckmanm]

You can only make left turns. How much longer does your daily commute take?

I literally could not get out of my subdivision without making a right turn, unless I could make a U-turn in the street. I normally have a left turn out of the subdivision, but can't get to that point without a right.

From the subdivision exit, I could do it. Per Google maps, normal route is 26 minutes; a route with all left turns is 37 minutes

 

[mr roboto]

Well I work from home so the same?

Although I couldn't get into my kitchen without turning right unless I crawled out the window.

 

[sports_fan]

You guys need to use your imagination. I could do it without too much difficulty. Everybody try it tomorrow and report back.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

Of couse you like him. He was a cat. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/thesabrinatheteenagewitch/images/3/32/Salem_wedding.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120530211706

Best Bakay role - Angry Beavers

Hell yeah. My kids loved that show. It was just about the only one I enjoyed watching too.

 

[-fish-]

You can only make left turns. How much longer does your daily commute take?

This wouldn't change my 45 mile commute at all until I got to my office. Then it would add about 4 blocks.

 

[bentley]

You guys need to use your imagination. I could do it without too much difficulty. Everybody try it tomorrow and report back.

Good point. I forgot about the cul de sac. If I turned left onto that and drove straight through the house in the middle of it..........I'd end up in the same loop.

 

[-fish-]

Got threatened with firing today because a vendor I work with is sloppy. She complained about my work with three mutual clients. Rather than ask, my boss went off on me. I showed him documents in all three cases that showed she was completely wrong about each one.

Almost assuredly taking the new job now.

 

[sports_fan]

You guys need to use your imagination. I could do it without too much difficulty. Everybody try it tomorrow and report back.

Good point. I forgot about the cul de sac. If I turned left onto that and drove straight through the house in the middle of it..........I'd end up in the same loop.

Well that's a start

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

ex wife wants to be friends on FB. It's been 5+ years since the divorce. We text from time to time and email each other a few times a year with general updates about family and light stuff.

Thoughts?

How crazy on a scale of "guy" to "Redmond Leghorn's ex"?

If you want an indication of how crazy crazy is, here is a story for you. The description may get complex, so feel free to make a flow chart on a napkin or something.

A couple years ago, my ex-wife sought out and contacted my current wife's ex-husband and his fiancee. This all took place before we were getting married. All four of them (my ex- and her BF, my wife's ex- and his fiancee) got together to discuss their mutual "issues" with us, and with my wife in particular. My ex-wife and the fiancee were really the ringleaders, it sounds like, and they immediately bonded over how much they hate my wife. According to my wife's ex-husband, who later told us about the whole thing and seemed fairly ashamed that he was a part of it, my ex-wife admitted that the reason she hates my current wife so much is that she can't manipulate me into doing whatever she wants like she used to be able to.

Money problems were a major feature of my current wife's divorce from her ex-. Basically, he is a moron about money and he hid the fact they were having money problems from my wife for a long time, then ultimately declared personal bankruptcy and had their house go into foreclosure. Somehow that got spun (by the fiancee) into the idea that my wife is basically a financial vampire.

My crazy ex- thought that it would be a good idea to go to my parents behind my back before my wedding and "warn" them about what a gold digger she is. They thought it was amusing and ironic, mostly.

Yes, my ex-wife is a nutjob.

texas? my wife's bff is from texas. the woman LOVES getting into other people's business

oh and mucho thops

Nope, she is from Seattle. Just a crazy #####.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I think this is right.

Holy ####!

 

[shuke]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

What does your husband order?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

What does your husband order?

This coming from a guy that collects dolls.

 

[shuke]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

There are a lot of otherwise innocuous posters that are exposed as really stupid in the TV threads. HTH

 

[mr roboto]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

What does your husband order?

This coming from a guy that collects dolls.

 

[tommyboy]

You guys need to use your imagination. I could do it without too much difficulty. Everybody try it tomorrow and report back.

#### that, my time is valuable. Plus I'm late to work enough already.

 

[shuke]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

What does your husband order?

This coming from a guy that collects dolls.

Yes, I have a hobby with my son where we go to baseball games together and collect memorabilia.

You eat boneless wings with ranch.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

What does your husband order?

This coming from a guy that collects dolls.

Yes, I have a hobby with my son where we go to baseball games together and collect memorabilia.

You eat boneless wings with ranch.

Don't try to spin it, Holly Hobby.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

What does your husband order?

This coming from a guy that collects dolls.

Yes, I have a hobby with my son where we go to baseball games together and collect memorabilia.

You eat boneless wings with ranch.

Don't try to spin it, Holly Hobby.

Boneless wings with ranch are WAY gayer than bobbleheads.

 

[Frostillicus]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

What does your husband order?

This coming from a guy that collects dolls.

Yes, I have a hobby with my son where we go to baseball games together and collect memorabilia.

You eat boneless wings with ranch.

Don't try to spin it, Holly Hobby.

Boneless wings with ranch are WAY gayer than bobbleheads.

Agree with this guy.