GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

[RedmondLonghorn]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

Was last season non-conventional? Other than the dual timeline? There was the Carcosa/Yellow King stuff, but it wasn't a supernatural show like Lost. It was just a bunch of weirdos/pedos who believed in crazy ####.

Season two has supernatural stuff? Ugh. Next thing you know, they'll be unleashing dragons.

Reading comprehension fail.

How so, teacher? I haven't seen any of Season 2 but watched all of the first season. I'm reading Truck's post as if there IS supernatural stuff in Season 2.

And that is your problem.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol

 

[General Malaise]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

Was last season non-conventional? Other than the dual timeline? There was the Carcosa/Yellow King stuff, but it wasn't a supernatural show like Lost. It was just a bunch of weirdos/pedos who believed in crazy ####.

Season two has supernatural stuff? Ugh. Next thing you know, they'll be unleashing dragons.

Reading comprehension fail.

How so, teacher? I haven't seen any of Season 2 but watched all of the first season. I'm reading Truck's post as if there IS supernatural stuff in Season 2.

And that is your problem.

oh. Well, thanks for being an ####### about it.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I hear Velcro comes back as a zombie

 

[Binky The Doormat]

There was a company picnic on Sunday that I was unable to attend because of previous commitments. I did win one of the sets of baseball tickets they were giving away. I received an e-mail from this gal, another sales rep that is really the only person I don't like at new company, telling me I won and she would put the tickets on my desk. Cool, whatever.

What she didn't count on I guess is that HR would send a company wide e-mail later in the day congratulating the winners of various items. It turns out I won tickets for a Saturday night game with a premium parking pass. However this broad "mistakenly" gave me tickets to a Sunday afternoon game. So she is either so stupid she can't keep two sets of tickets straight or she tried to screw me over and give the better prize to her friend.

I honestly don't care but it will be interesting to see what happens here.

Yes - please update here. What a #####.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

There was a company picnic on Sunday that I was unable to attend because of previous commitments. I did win one of the sets of baseball tickets they were giving away. I received an e-mail from this gal, another sales rep that is really the only person I don't like at new company, telling me I won and she would put the tickets on my desk. Cool, whatever.

What she didn't count on I guess is that HR would send a company wide e-mail later in the day congratulating the winners of various items. It turns out I won tickets for a Saturday night game with a premium parking pass. However this broad "mistakenly" gave me tickets to a Sunday afternoon game. So she is either so stupid she can't keep two sets of tickets straight or she tried to screw me over and give the better prize to her friend.

I honestly don't care but it will be interesting to see what happens here.

Yes - please update here. What a #####.

I'd do a replay all and say "it looks like ####y McJiggles gave me the Sunday tickets by mistake"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Im just glad True Detective doesn't have any supernatural crap in it like Lost.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Im just glad True Detective doesn't have any supernatural crap in it like Lost.

BUT THE PRODUCERS TOLD US EVERYTHING COULD BE EXPLAINED BY SCIENCE

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Rachel McAdams' bottom is supernatural.

 

[tommyboy]

Rachel McAdams' bottom is supernatural.

oh hell yeah

http://i37.tinypic.com/35be6p1.jpg

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Rachel McAdams' bottom is supernatural.

oh hell yeah

http://i37.tinypic.com/35be6p1.jpg

That should be the new US flag.

There's no evidence of wacky supernatural stuff in season 2 so far. There is, again, some hint of wacky/cult-y stuff, but who knows.

 

[General Malaise]

Rachel McAdams' bottom is supernatural.

oh hell yeah

http://i37.tinypic.com/35be6p1.jpg

That should be the new US flag.

There's no evidence of wacky supernatural stuff in season 2 so far. There is, again, some hint of wacky/cult-y stuff, but who knows.

So....no dragons then? What about polar bears waltzing around a tropical island? Any of that?

 

[kevzilla]

GM seems on edge lately

TWINS!!!1!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My favorite scene was the joust where the one guy was riding a unicorn and the other a gryphon. Riveting.

 

[General Malaise]

GM seems on edge lately

TWINS!!!1!!

Yeah, that...two mortgages, buyers dragging their heels, MIL arriving tomorrow ON A ONE WAY TICKET, new house not finished yet, my Mexicans flew back home to Mexico with the landscaping nowhere close to done, need to buy a minivan but can't because right now my credit looks like Abe's, can't really drink or smoke legal weed because I'm on call 24/7 with a wife who weighs 200 pounds and could go into labor any second. My job is sucking the life out of me, I lost half of my biggest account and it's ####### ### #### hot here...HERE! 2500 miles away from where I fled because of oppressive heat.

SORRY I MISREAD A POST!!!!11111111111

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Way to go, Red. You broke him.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

Was last season non-conventional? Other than the dual timeline? There was the Carcosa/Yellow King stuff, but it wasn't a supernatural show like Lost. It was just a bunch of weirdos/pedos who believed in crazy ####.

Season two has supernatural stuff? Ugh. Next thing you know, they'll be unleashing dragons.

Reading comprehension fail.

How so, teacher? I haven't seen any of Season 2 but watched all of the first season. I'm reading Truck's post as if there IS supernatural stuff in Season 2.

And that is your problem.

oh. Well, thanks for being an ####### about it.

Wow, GB.

I honestly don't know how you came to the conclusion you did through reading the thread and I didn't have time to diagram the sentences or anything.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings or set you off.

 

[kevzilla]

Faxing GM a Dark & Stormy. They're quite refreshing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM seems on edge lately

TWINS!!!1!!

Yeah, that...two mortgages, buyers dragging their heels, MIL arriving tomorrow ON A ONE WAY TICKET, new house not finished yet, my Mexicans flew back home to Mexico with the landscaping nowhere close to done, need to buy a minivan but can't because right now my credit looks like Abe's, can't really drink or smoke legal weed because I'm on call 24/7 with a wife who weighs 200 pounds and could go into labor any second. My job is sucking the life out of me, I lost half of my biggest account and it's ####### ### #### hot here...HERE! 2500 miles away from where I fled because of oppressive heat.

SORRY I MISREAD A POST!!!!11111111111

At least you get summers off. Wait, that's me.

 

[General Malaise]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

Was last season non-conventional? Other than the dual timeline? There was the Carcosa/Yellow King stuff, but it wasn't a supernatural show like Lost. It was just a bunch of weirdos/pedos who believed in crazy ####.

Season two has supernatural stuff? Ugh. Next thing you know, they'll be unleashing dragons.

Reading comprehension fail.

How so, teacher? I haven't seen any of Season 2 but watched all of the first season. I'm reading Truck's post as if there IS supernatural stuff in Season 2.

And that is your problem.

oh. Well, thanks for being an ####### about it.

Wow, GB.

I honestly don't know how you came to the conclusion you did through reading the thread and I didn't have time to diagram the sentences or anything.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings or set you off.

Oh please, my idiocy is fair game. Have at it.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

GM seems on edge lately

TWINS!!!1!!

Yeah, that...two mortgages, buyers dragging their heels, MIL arriving tomorrow ON A ONE WAY TICKET, new house not finished yet, my Mexicans flew back home to Mexico with the landscaping nowhere close to done, need to buy a minivan but can't because right now my credit looks like Abe's, can't really drink or smoke legal weed because I'm on call 24/7 with a wife who weighs 200 pounds and could go into labor any second. My job is sucking the life out of me, I lost half of my biggest account and it's ####### ### #### hot here...HERE! 2500 miles away from where I fled because of oppressive heat.

SORRY I MISREAD A POST!!!!11111111111

Have the Brinks truck bring your bitgold by...that should cheer you up

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best of reddit today

"I know it is supposed to be the dog from The Sandlot but all I see is...

http://i.imgur.com/l0FLRkv.jpg

Spoiler

Sasquatch jerkin' it behind a tree

 

[Frostillicus]

Rachel McAdams' bottom is supernatural.

oh hell yeah

http://i37.tinypic.com/35be6p1.jpg

That should be the new US flag.

There's no evidence of wacky supernatural stuff in season 2 so far. There is, again, some hint of wacky/cult-y stuff, but who knows.

So....no dragons then? What about polar bears waltzing around a tropical island? Any of that?

There were in the book.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Can rename this "Reposts from Reddit?"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM seems on edge lately

TWINS!!!1!!

Yeah, that...two mortgages, buyers dragging their heels, MIL arriving tomorrow ON A ONE WAY TICKET, new house not finished yet, my Mexicans flew back home to Mexico with the landscaping nowhere close to done, need to buy a minivan but can't because right now my credit looks like Abe's, can't really drink or smoke legal weed because I'm on call 24/7 with a wife who weighs 200 pounds and could go into labor any second. My job is sucking the life out of me, I lost half of my biggest account and it's ####### ### #### hot here...HERE! 2500 miles away from where I fled because of oppressive heat.

SORRY I MISREAD A POST!!!!11111111111

At least you get summers off. Wait, that's me.

Lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can rename this "Reposts from Reddit?"

I've been pushing this for awhile...maybe you'll have better luck.

 

[tommyboy]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

According to many of the natives here, that temperature could potentially melt flesh.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can rename this "Reposts from Reddit?"

Sorry, didn't realize this was an original content only forum, Himmler.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

77? #### you guys.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

77? #### you guys.

Some of us don't live next to the Salton Sea, pal.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

Heading up to 95 by mid afternoon, Willard Scott.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

Heading up to 95 by mid afternoon, Willard Scott.

Hoodie weather

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

Heading up to 95 by mid afternoon, Willard Scott.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201506_0829_dafbd_sm.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/nQ44eXU.gifv

 

[Henry Ford]

GM seems on edge lately

TWINS!!!1!!

Yeah, that...two mortgages, buyers dragging their heels, MIL arriving tomorrow ON A ONE WAY TICKET, new house not finished yet, my Mexicans flew back home to Mexico with the landscaping nowhere close to done, need to buy a minivan but can't because right now my credit looks like Abe's, can't really drink or smoke legal weed because I'm on call 24/7 with a wife who weighs 200 pounds and could go into labor any second. My job is sucking the life out of me, I lost half of my biggest account and it's ####### ### #### hot here...HERE! 2500 miles away from where I fled because of oppressive heat.

SORRY I MISREAD A POST!!!!11111111111

I want to hear more about these Mexicans.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait for it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Awp7v1YIgps

 

[Henry Ford]

Best of reddit today

"I know it is supposed to be the dog from The Sandlot but all I see is...

http://i.imgur.com/l0FLRkv.jpg

Spoiler

Sasquatch jerkin' it behind a tree

Oh... Sasquatch. I thought that was you.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

http://i.imgur.com/nQ44eXU.gifv

Funny but who in the hell is taking the video from that angle?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

http://i.imgur.com/nQ44eXU.gifv

Funny but who in the hell is taking the video from that angle?

Somebody who likes little league. Clearly a weirdo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/pDlJGIW.jpg

 

[tommyboy]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

Heading up to 95 by mid afternoon, Willard Scott.

Come jump in my pool

 

[tommyboy]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

Heading up to 95 by mid afternoon, Willard Scott.

Hoodie weather

Saw that yesterday, it was 91° at the time

 

[Limp Ditka]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

I'm pretty terrible at everything I do with my hands. EVERYTHING

You use them to get Whiskey and cigarettes to your mouth like a master craftsman.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/xhY0mXa.png

 

[Henry Ford]

http://i.imgur.com/xhY0mXa.png

That's exactly why I quit smoking.

 

[-fish-]

SLB>I need an update on the performance sheets, buddy. TIA. Will answer yours.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

Heading up to 95 by mid afternoon, Willard Scott.

Come jump in my pool

You don't have a pond?

 

[Frostillicus]

http://i.imgur.com/nQ44eXU.gifv

Rules.