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kevzilla
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Nobody likes math.
What number of sheets are you?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Someone from Chicago texted me the other day about the Brewers closer. I thought it was you but never got a response. You wanna get hammered for AC/DC in September?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
wtf? the different liquor laws in different states are so weird. in CA, one can buy any sort of liquor, from anywhere that sells it, until 2am. 7 days a week
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
The county in Maryland where I grew up had privately-owned liquor stores where you'd buy all of your alcohol - beer, wine, cucumber vodka - 7 days a week. One county over had beer/wine sold in grocery stores and liquor sold in government-run ABC stores, again 7 days a week. The county in between has the private liquor stores, but no sales on Sunday.
Where I moved in PA, it was really screwed up because you not only had state/county liquor laws you also had municipal and township laws overlaying them. You had privately-owned liquor stores for all hard liquor and gov't-run ABC stores for beer. It's since changed, but no sales on Sunday then. BUT you could go to a bar on Sunday, get smashed, and drive home.
Here in VA, gov't-run ABC stores open 7 days (this is recent - used to be no Sundays) for hard liquor and beer/wine in grocery stores, Rite Aid, gas stations and - for all I know - laundromats 24 hours a day. One neighboring county has a law where you can't buy beer between midnight and 6 a.m.
I still think of the first instance I posted as the norm, but I'm warming to the way it's set up where I live now. It helps that my local ABC store is right next to my local grocery store.
Where I moved in PA, it was really screwed up because you not only had state/county liquor laws you also had municipal and township laws overlaying them. You had privately-owned liquor stores for all hard liquor and gov't-run ABC stores for beer. It's since changed, but no sales on Sunday then. BUT you could go to a bar on Sunday, get smashed, and drive home.
Here in VA, gov't-run ABC stores open 7 days (this is recent - used to be no Sundays) for hard liquor and beer/wine in grocery stores, Rite Aid, gas stations and - for all I know - laundromats 24 hours a day. One neighboring county has a law where you can't buy beer between midnight and 6 a.m.
I still think of the first instance I posted as the norm, but I'm warming to the way it's set up where I live now. It helps that my local ABC store is right next to my local grocery store.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've been up since 3:30. Hurray insomnia!
-fish-, you need to get these sheets though. Pep loves them. Really soft and light.
-fish-, you need to get these sheets though. Pep loves them. Really soft and light.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Went through a 2 week stretch where I maybe slept 3 hours a night. Stress is a #####!
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Yep. My problem isn't falling asleep, it's staying there. I can drop like a stone once I ht the pillow. But I almost always wake up after 4 hours or so (especially if I've been drinking) and, if my brain kicks into overdrive, I'm ####ed for the rest of the night. It's the worst on Sunday nights when I start thinking about work the next day.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Keep your phone away from the bed, turn off any electronics like clocks and cable boxes that have a glowing light. No internet right before bed, either - give yourself at least 20 minutes of tooth brushing, flossing, laying your clothes out, snapping one off, whatever. No glowing rectangles.
If you're stressed out, take a few minutes to make a list of what you're going to do the next day and in what order. Start your list with shower, breakfast and other mundane stuff so your brain isn't thinking you need to wake up and be at work, it's thinking you need to wake up and have breakfast.
If you have a stressful meeting, take a couple minutes and think out all the possible outcomes. If it goes good, things will be like this. If it goes bad, here's what I will do to fix it. If that doesn't work, ok, I will deal with it like this. It's not great but it's not the worst thing in the world. There's only 52 cards in the deck, it shouldn't surprise you when the next card is the ace of spades or the deuce of clubs.
If you're stressed out, take a few minutes to make a list of what you're going to do the next day and in what order. Start your list with shower, breakfast and other mundane stuff so your brain isn't thinking you need to wake up and be at work, it's thinking you need to wake up and have breakfast.
If you have a stressful meeting, take a couple minutes and think out all the possible outcomes. If it goes good, things will be like this. If it goes bad, here's what I will do to fix it. If that doesn't work, ok, I will deal with it like this. It's not great but it's not the worst thing in the world. There's only 52 cards in the deck, it shouldn't surprise you when the next card is the ace of spades or the deuce of clubs.
bostonfred
Footballguy
It's rude to host a party where food is customary and not serve customary food. If you are a vegetarian because you don't want the poor cows and chickens to die then have pizza and dessert. If you're not eating cheese anymore, serve hamburgers and cheeseburgers and just have a hamburger. If you're vegan, serve real food or don't invite people over for dinner. If you refuse to offer normal food then host your party between meal times and make it clear what food if any will be served when you invite people. Those are the rules and if you break them them you're a ####.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
strykerpks
Footballguy
Fixed
bostonfred
Footballguy
And after. And dur
bostonfred
Footballguy
ing.
I'll be there, actually true
Ignoramus
Footballguy
They may not need cheese, but they like it.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Pretty sure that's what "snapping one off" was referring to
strykerpks
Footballguy
OMG Wrigleyhole
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Yeah I'm not against cheese on a burger (actual cheese, not American of course). I just don't think it's necessary.
Yeah, the lady and I + a group of almost 20 other friends and familyAnd my best friend Stryker
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5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Why's the jerk gotta be quick? Light some candles. Put on some Al Green. Make an evening out of it.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Me and 7 gbs. We'll be the drunk ones, look for us
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I feel like I missed something.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
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kevzilla
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Sorry UH - nothing worse than knowing you gotta get sleep and then can't.Uruk-Hai said:
YSR
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I got some National Geographics if anyone is looking for some pics of saggy boobs.
