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#### you and your dietary restrictions. If you're gluten free and try to serve me a burger with no bun, I'm probably going to go piss on your bed. Offer me some freaking cheese, you dairy-free freak, or I'm going to go #### in your clothes hamper.
Najeh, is that you?

 
First night as a family in our house in MN. Have 2 beers I brought with me from Chicago. Liquor stores close at 10pm. ####.

 
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The county in Maryland where I grew up had privately-owned liquor stores where you'd buy all of your alcohol - beer, wine, cucumber vodka - 7 days a week. One county over had beer/wine sold in grocery stores and liquor sold in government-run ABC stores, again 7 days a week. The county in between has the private liquor stores, but no sales on Sunday.

Where I moved in PA, it was really screwed up because you not only had state/county liquor laws you also had municipal and township laws overlaying them. You had privately-owned liquor stores for all hard liquor and gov't-run ABC stores for beer. It's since changed, but no sales on Sunday then. BUT you could go to a bar on Sunday, get smashed, and drive home.

Here in VA, gov't-run ABC stores open 7 days (this is recent - used to be no Sundays) for hard liquor and beer/wine in grocery stores, Rite Aid, gas stations and - for all I know - laundromats 24 hours a day. One neighboring county has a law where you can't buy beer between midnight and 6 a.m.

I still think of the first instance I posted as the norm, but I'm warming to the way it's set up where I live now. It helps that my local ABC store is right next to my local grocery store.

 
So, you can just leave your MIL and wife in your current house, walk two doors down and have a place all to yourself? Who says you don't have #### figured out?
Lolz...every time I leave the house, MIL will ask "where's he going?"... Anytime I try to sneak out to smoke herb she turns into Henry's MIL in Goodfellas. "Who goes on a walk at 10pm without a dog! Who goes on a walk with a beer! Who brings a suitcase with them to go on a walk?"
:lmao:

Worst. Haiku. Ever.
:lmao:

 
Morning, Robert. Insomnia sucks.
Went through a 2 week stretch where I maybe slept 3 hours a night. Stress is a #####!
Yep. My problem isn't falling asleep, it's staying there. I can drop like a stone once I ht the pillow. But I almost always wake up after 4 hours or so (especially if I've been drinking) and, if my brain kicks into overdrive, I'm ####ed for the rest of the night. It's the worst on Sunday nights when I start thinking about work the next day.

 
Keep your phone away from the bed, turn off any electronics like clocks and cable boxes that have a glowing light. No internet right before bed, either - give yourself at least 20 minutes of tooth brushing, flossing, laying your clothes out, snapping one off, whatever. No glowing rectangles.

If you're stressed out, take a few minutes to make a list of what you're going to do the next day and in what order. Start your list with shower, breakfast and other mundane stuff so your brain isn't thinking you need to wake up and be at work, it's thinking you need to wake up and have breakfast.

If you have a stressful meeting, take a couple minutes and think out all the possible outcomes. If it goes good, things will be like this. If it goes bad, here's what I will do to fix it. If that doesn't work, ok, I will deal with it like this. It's not great but it's not the worst thing in the world. There's only 52 cards in the deck, it shouldn't surprise you when the next card is the ace of spades or the deuce of clubs.

 
#### you and your dietary restrictions. If you're gluten free and try to serve me a burger with no bun, I'm probably going to go piss on your bed. Offer me some freaking cheese, you dairy-free freak, or I'm going to go #### in your clothes hamper.
It's rude to host a party where food is customary and not serve customary food. If you are a vegetarian because you don't want the poor cows and chickens to die then have pizza and dessert. If you're not eating cheese anymore, serve hamburgers and cheeseburgers and just have a hamburger. If you're vegan, serve real food or don't invite people over for dinner. If you refuse to offer normal food then host your party between meal times and make it clear what food if any will be served when you invite people. Those are the rules and if you break them them you're a ####.
 
Keep your phone away from the bed, turn off any electronics like clocks and cable boxes that have a glowing light. No internet right before bed, either - give yourself at least 20 minutes of tooth brushing, flossing, laying your clothes out, snapping one off, whatever. No glowing rectangles.

If you're stressed out, take a few minutes to make a list of what you're going to do the next day and in what order. Start your list with shower, breakfast and other mundane stuff so your brain isn't thinking you need to wake up and be at work, it's thinking you need to wake up and have breakfast.

If you have a stressful meeting, take a couple minutes and think out all the possible outcomes. If it goes good, things will be like this. If it goes bad, here's what I will do to fix it. If that doesn't work, ok, I will deal with it like this. It's not great but it's not the worst thing in the world. There's only 52 cards in the deck, it shouldn't surprise you when the next card is the ace of spades or the deuce of clubs.
A quick jerk before bed always helps too

 
Keep your phone away from the bed, turn off any electronics like clocks and cable boxes that have a glowing light. No internet right before bed, either - give yourself at least 20 minutes of tooth brushing, flossing, laying your clothes out, snapping one off, whatever. No glowing rectangles.

If you're stressed out, take a few minutes to make a list of what you're going to do the next day and in what order. Start your list with shower, breakfast and other mundane stuff so your brain isn't thinking you need to wake up and be at work, it's thinking you need to wake up and have breakfast.

If you have a stressful meeting, take a couple minutes and think out all the possible outcomes. If it goes good, things will be like this. If it goes bad, here's what I will do to fix it. If that doesn't work, ok, I will deal with it like this. It's not great but it's not the worst thing in the world. There's only 52 cards in the deck, it shouldn't surprise you when the next card is the ace of spades or the deuce of clubs.
A quick jerk before bed always helps too
Pretty sure that's what "snapping one off" was referring to
 
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And Some other things
Someone from Chicago texted me the other day about the Brewers closer. I thought it was you but never got a response. You wanna get hammered for AC/DC in September?
I'll be there, actually true
OMG Wrigleyhole
Yeah, the lady and I + a group of almost 20 other friends and familyAnd my best friend Stryker
Me and 7 gbs. We'll be the drunk ones, look for us
 
Uruk-Hai said:
Osaurus said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Morning, Robert. Insomnia sucks.
Went through a 2 week stretch where I maybe slept 3 hours a night. Stress is a #####!
Yep. My problem isn't falling asleep, it's staying there. I can drop like a stone once I ht the pillow. But I almost always wake up after 4 hours or so (especially if I've been drinking) and, if my brain kicks into overdrive, I'm ####ed for the rest of the night. It's the worst on Sunday nights when I start thinking about work the next day.
Sorry UH - nothing worse than knowing you gotta get sleep and then can't.

 
Anyone in here subscribe to Time magazine or have access to any back issues? I'm looking specifically for June 15th, I think.

I just found a picture of one of my kids on Time.com and I want to see if the same picture made it to the print version.

 
Anyone in here subscribe to Time magazine or have access to any back issues? I'm looking specifically for June 15th, I think.

I just found a picture of one of my kids on Time.com and I want to see if the same picture made it to the print version.
yes

 
Anyone in here subscribe to Time magazine or have access to any back issues? I'm looking specifically for June 15th, I think.

I just found a picture of one of my kids on Time.com and I want to see if the same picture made it to the print version.
yes
Is that "yes, I have access" or "yes, the picture made it to print version"?
I have a stack of Time magazines here. What am I looking for?

 
Anyone in here subscribe to Time magazine or have access to any back issues? I'm looking specifically for June 15th, I think.

I just found a picture of one of my kids on Time.com and I want to see if the same picture made it to the print version.
yes
Is that "yes, I have access" or "yes, the picture made it to print version"?
I have a stack of Time magazines here. What am I looking for?
iOne of YSRs kids

 

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