GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (25 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This freakin cat

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Not staged at all, women typically leave their fisting toys mounted on the wall.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not staged at all, women typically leave their fisting toys mounted on the wall.

Actually true.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

NEWSFLASH

5 minutes ago I left my classroom to get some water from the lounge/office. I see there's a fire truck/EMT thingy in our parking lot. In the office I see the EMT's tending to someone in one of the dean's offices. All I can tell is that it is a male student. I quietly ask one of our clerks what happened...

Spoiler

The kid is absolutely s hitfaced. I can hear one of the EMTs saying "it's not so funny now is it?

 

[Limp Ditka]

NEWSFLASH

5 minutes ago I left my classroom to get some water from the lounge/office. I see there's a fire truck/EMT thingy in our parking lot. In the office I see the EMT's tending to someone in one of the dean's offices. All I can tell is that it is a male student. I quietly ask one of our clerks what happened...

Spoiler

The kid is absolutely s hitfaced. I can hear one of the EMTs saying "it's not so funny now is it?

Now you're driving them to drink?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

NEWSFLASH

5 minutes ago I left my classroom to get some water from the lounge/office. I see there's a fire truck/EMT thingy in our parking lot. In the office I see the EMT's tending to someone in one of the dean's offices. All I can tell is that it is a male student. I quietly ask one of our clerks what happened...

Spoiler

The kid is absolutely s hitfaced. I can hear one of the EMTs saying "it's not so funny now is it?

Spoiler

Now you're driving them to drink?

Not my student. I teach my kids to share.

 

[tommyboy]

how old?

 

[cosjobs]

Cos, if you DO do Gettysburgh spend a couple of extra bucks and get the private guide. You get so much more out of the tour.

snicker

If I doo doo Gettysburg some supporters of Northern aggression might shoot me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

how old?

I don't know the kid but has to be 12-14.

 

[tommyboy]

Startin early, poor kid, reminds me of this

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=556QydhOASc

 

[Annyong]

This freakin cat

Cats are so stupid

 

[the rover]

First ever tinder date Saturday.

Former Sea Gal.

 

[tommyboy]

Nice

 

[5-ish Finkle]

That's all they do. They have colic. Look for me to be more active in the suicide thread.

I was gonna say you looked like you wanted to kill yourself, but thought that was insensitive. Then I thought "####, and your missus looks happy as hell about it." which I thought was probably even more insensitive. So, I decided I wouldn't post anything at all.

Then I did anyway, because I had already typed that all out. I'm a terrible person. Please don't hang yourself with the baby bjorn thing.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

First ever tinder date Saturday.

Former Sea Gal.

How "former"? '79 Squad?

This is important.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I've done dangerously little preparation for my fantasy football league tomorrow - and we've added a 2nd QB slot.

:GuppyStyle:

 

[the rover]

First ever tinder date Saturday.

Former Sea Gal.

How "former"? '79 Squad?

This is important.

'97-99

 

[Mr. Pickles]

New face for birth control?

So many babies.

 

[BowieMercs]

New face for birth control?

Good God man! Tie a knot in that thing or get snipped!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

First ever tinder date Saturday.

Former Sea Gal.

How "former"? '79 Squad?

This is important.

'97-99

Damn. Being Eskimo brothers with Jim Zorn would be cool as hell.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

GM>you're up in the ubers, mang.

 

[Chemical X]

think i will use GMs face as my new avatar and a daily reminder of how sad life would be with kids.....i see a ghost in the window, ex wife?

 

[Abraham]

Question about Mission Inpossible III - why did they each have to find their own way into the Vatican. The one guy just strolls in like a tourist and then meets up with the others. Couldn't they have all just done it that way instead of the wall climb and scuba methods?

 

[Abraham]

Jesse Pinkman is in this movie playing Ethan's brother in law. Never noticed that before.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Question about Mission Inpossible III - why did they each have to find their own way into the Vatican. The one guy just strolls in like a tourist and then meets up with the others. Couldn't they have all just done it that way instead of the wall climb and scuba methods?

I think we should look for plot holes in Looney Tunes cartoons next.

 

[Sammy3469]

For Tanner:

Panthers QB Cam Newton's younger brother, Cailyn Newton

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Tanner:

Panthers QB Cam Newton's younger brother, Cailyn Newton

Brutal

 

[Sammy3469]

For Tanner:

Panthers QB Cam Newton's younger brother, Cailyn Newton

Brutal

I have no idea how it's even pronounced...I guess Kellen, but everytime I try to say it, it comes out sounding like a strippers name.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

For Tanner:

Panthers QB Cam Newton's younger brother, Cailyn Newton

Brutal

I have no idea how it's even pronounced...I guess Kellen, but everytime I try to say it, it comes out sounding like a strippers name.

Hey! That's my niece's name!

 

[General Malaise]

think i will use GMs face as my new avatar and a daily reminder of how sad life would be with kids.....i see a ghost in the window, ex wife?

How old do you think I am???? That's my mother-in-law, Travis McGhee.

 

[Ignoramus]

think i will use GMs face as my new avatar and a daily reminder of how sad life would be with kids.....i see a ghost in the window, ex wife?

How old do you think I am???? That's my mother-in-law, Travis McGhee.

Travis is kind of an odd name for a lady.

 

[Chemical X]

think i will use GMs face as my new avatar and a daily reminder of how sad life would be with kids.....i see a ghost in the window, ex wife?

How old do you think I am???? That's my mother-in-law, Travis McGhee.

which one?

 

[General Malaise]

think i will use GMs face as my new avatar and a daily reminder of how sad life would be with kids.....i see a ghost in the window, ex wife?

How old do you think I am???? That's my mother-in-law, Travis McGhee.

which one?

I only have one ex-wife and one MIL. My ex-wife severed her relationship with her mom who is a junkie criminal. My sons have never met her and probably never will.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

https://img1.etsystatic.com/070/0/11444901/il_570xN.811400451_kvw2.jpg

 

[Abraham]

Cos, Bentley, kev - Darwins on 6th at noon tomorrow? My treat.

 

[kevzilla]

Cos, Bentley, kev - Darwins on 6th at noon tomorrow? My treat.

Wish I could. I have to buy tires, then go to work.

 

[tommyboy]

Loco moco at Roxys today, gm. Currently falling into a food coma

 

[General Malaise]

Loco moco at Roxys today, gm. Currently falling into a food coma

Never had it. Looked it up.....interesting.

"Looks like my grandmother's breasts after my cat puked all over them" - Tanner

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, tanner's grandma had big areolae

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Loco Moco sounds good, but really depends on the gravy. Was pretty disappointed when I had one in Hawaii.

 

[General Malaise]

Cos, Bentley, kev - Darwins on 6th at noon tomorrow? My treat.

Wish I could. I have to buy tires, then go to work.

And getting ready for the HFFL Draft tonight, right? You too, SLB!

 

[kevzilla]

Cos, Bentley, kev - Darwins on 6th at noon tomorrow? My treat.

Wish I could. I have to buy tires, then go to work.

And getting ready for the HFFL Draft tonight, right? You too, SLB!

I only have 125 players in my queue, but I should be good to go.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Loco moco at Roxys today, gm. Currently falling into a food coma

Never had it. Looked it up.....interesting.

"Looks like my grandmother's breasts after my cat puked all over them" - Tanner

Man, tanner's grandma had big areolae

Well this is odd.

 

[General Malaise]

Loco moco at Roxys today, gm. Currently falling into a food coma

Never had it. Looked it up.....interesting.

"Looks like my grandmother's breasts after my cat puked all over them" - Tanner

Man, tanner's grandma had big areolae

Well this is odd.

I just figured you would find the Loco Moco to be Mucho Grosso

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I just figured you would find the Loco Moco to be Mucho Grosso

rice, burger, egg, and gravy seems pretty Tanner friendly

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Loco Moco sounds good, but really depends on the gravy. Was pretty disappointed when I had one in Hawaii.

I make a good one, but I am not a fan of the mushroom gravies that it is sometimes served with.

But, in general, large Polynesians have a pretty good idea of what tastes good.

 

[tommyboy]

they use a beef gravy and it is kind of like crack cocaine.

 

[kevzilla]

Loco moco is a helluva drug

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just figured you would find the Loco Moco to be Mucho Grosso

rice, burger, egg, and gravy seems pretty Tanner friendly

Sounds great...except for the egg part. It's a fried egg, right?

 

[tommyboy]

I just figured you would find the Loco Moco to be Mucho Grosso

rice, burger, egg, and gravy seems pretty Tanner friendly

Sounds great...except for the egg part. It's a fried egg, right?

sunny side up.