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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)
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Abraham
Footballguy
Wifi is expensed. I pack my own Vodka for the plane.I'm pretty sure the better use of the $17.99 is at the bar before the flight or sucking down something during the flight.I'm on a plane, sharing a ####### EDGE signal with everyone else on board. Why can't we do Wifi on planes correctly?
That story above is nuts. Glad you and the family are okay.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Wowsers.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Srsly?Holy hell.Glad you guys are all right.
Who had to clean up the puke?
My dogs water bowl is a five gallon bucket. It's hot out here and that's just smart. I used it to wash the puke into the garden then gave that a good soak. The dog sniffed it like it might be something worth dining on. She's a Cane Corso.
Jaysus
Good times!
doubleHoly hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
Jaysus
Good times!
That crook was NOT coming in your house.Srsly?Holy hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
My dogs water bowl is a five gallon bucket. It's hot out here and that's just smart. I used it to wash the puke into the garden then gave that a good soak. The dog sniffed it like it might be something worth dining on. She's a Cane Corso.
George Jefferson Airplane
Footballguy
Man that's pure Chaos, Commish.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
At Chateau d'Krista the groundskeeper and first footman would have paper-rock-scissored to see who had to clean it up.doubleHoly hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
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krista4
Footballguy
No, not seriously.Srsly?Holy hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
My dogs water bowl is a five gallon bucket. It's hot out here and that's just smart. I used it to wash the puke into the garden then gave that a good soak. The dog sniffed it like it might be something worth dining on. She's a Cane Corso.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Cops should bring him back over to clean up the barf imo. Only fair.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
ScarySrsly?Holy hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
My dogs water bowl is a five gallon bucket. It's hot out here and that's just smart. I used it to wash the puke into the garden then gave that a good soak. The dog sniffed it like it might be something worth dining on. She's a Cane Corso.
Abraham
Footballguy
Agreed.
Reminds me: the NRA magazine has a section at the front each month that details how homeowners defended their property by shooting and killing would-be intruders. It's both ridiculous and entertaining at the same time. "Greta Andrews, 86 year old grandmother to 12, heard a strange sound on her back porch in Lumberton, Texas. She immediately grabbed her sawed-off, semi-automatic 12 gauge and investigated the situation. An individual no doubt on drugs was trying to take seeds from her birdfeeder but didn't count on the grit of Greta. She discharged 4 rounds into the perpetrator and then 2 more into the air in celebration before police arrived and took turns patting her on the back."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
George Jefferson Airplane
Footballguy
I got a NSFW and was reported to IT for clicking that. Is it midget porn?ScarySrsly?Holy hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
My dogs water bowl is a five gallon bucket. It's hot out here and that's just smart. I used it to wash the puke into the garden then gave that a good soak. The dog sniffed it like it might be something worth dining on. She's a Cane Corso.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Glad you and you're family are okay GB.
El Floppo
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
you wishI got a NSFW and was reported to IT for clicking that. Is it midget porn?ScarySrsly?Holy hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
My dogs water bowl is a five gallon bucket. It's hot out here and that's just smart. I used it to wash the puke into the garden then gave that a good soak. The dog sniffed it like it might be something worth dining on. She's a Cane Corso.
Abraham
Footballguy
You familiar with Robin Meade? Because you should be. The absolute best way to wake up in the morning.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Your dog deserves a steak.Srsly?Holy hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
Abraham
Footballguy
Yup.Your dog deserves a steak.Srsly?Holy hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
His daughter deserves a pumpkin spice latte.Your dog deserves a steak.Srsly?Holy hell.
Who had to clean up the puke?
heckmanm
Footballguy
s all 'round
Hawks64
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Kind of makes SLB dropping some weight and Abe's wifii problems pail in comparison.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Thanks, btw. I saw him through a window on the door. The door was unlocked. The dog was inside with us, trying to get through the doggie door. It's unnerving to think they would have walked right in an unlocked back door if not for the dog, and done so at a time I was dressing in the bathroom with my kid home sick for the day.
Just to wrap this up a bit. They'd been on the run on foot for a couple hours and covered a few miles to get to my neighborhood. They were exhausted and looking for a place to hide, like my house. They had disposed of any weapons and were unarmed on my property. Not only did my dog prevent them from coming in, but she scared him enough for him to get trapped holding the doggie door shut to avoid being attacked. Which allowed the pursuing cops time to close distance. He was also letting pukeface catch his breath. That guy eats too many oranges.
Still no official word on the condition of the victim, but the grapevine says she'll survive. This wasn't a couple hardened gun toting criminals in my backyard. More like a couple local punks with dozens of decent/nicer high school kids/athletes friended on Facebook and known for being big partiers. A verbal altercation turned into a shooting and... it's over.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I debated whether or not to post about it here given my presence in various gun threads. I'm the guy telling "tactical home defenders" to chill because it won't happen to them, and that a dog is better than a firearm despite owning several. So here that proved true. I'm critical of myself because if your kid says what mine said and you know she isn't kidding and the dog is going nuts... call 911 before ever checking it out. I shouldn't have gone out to the family room without first calling and second arming myself. That run back down the hall was a rookie move that could have cost me.
John Bender
Footballguy
Looks like Friday night in Austin will be open.
If anyone is interested in a mini cornhole with Ronnie Silks, please reach out via PM.
If anyone is interested in a mini cornhole with Ronnie Silks, please reach out via PM.
Abraham
Footballguy
I'm in the big apple. Since Texas I have had 3 beers and 4 vodka/soda. Made the wifi tolerable, barely.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I couldn't figure out if he thought the cop was hot, or his daughter did. Or maybe both?the rover said:
sorry for being vague the other day. was posting from the airport before getting on a plane to leave Vegas.John Bender said:
not sure if it was some secret shtick you've been running for 10 years or what, but I thought you told everybody you were a black dude back in the Zartan days of :e:. then those werewolf guys told me you're just some white Jewish guy.
kind of shredded my entire worldview to be honest.
