GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (15 Viewers)

[GroveDiesel]

Looks like we could have had a federal lawsuit in the FFA:

http://news.yahoo.com/judge-arrest-cursing-ticket-rights-violation-210758944.html

BS Money Grab

 

[Limp Ditka]

He approached me during the end of a 5-6 song live set that the groom and his band were doing which was mostly punk and included Against Me's "Black Me Out".

So, he's trying to talk religion while the groom is screaming "I wanna p1ss on the walls of your house" basically. Makes sense.

 

[Annyong]

Met Stryker at the AcDC concert last night. Wait no I didn't.

 

[bostonfred]

Looks like we could have had a federal lawsuit in the FFA:

http://news.yahoo.com/judge-arrest-cursing-ticket-rights-violation-210758944.html

BS Money Grab

This is a booger

 

[General Malaise]

Looks like we could have had a federal lawsuit in the FFA:

http://news.yahoo.com/judge-arrest-cursing-ticket-rights-violation-210758944.html

BS Money Grab

Going to make sure a certain judge in Oregon sees this.

 

[urbanhack]

Met Stryker at the AcDC concert last night. Wait no I didn't.

It was great meeting you for the first time! I had a blast.

 

[Annyong]

Met Stryker at the AcDC concert last night. Wait no I didn't.

It was great meeting you for the first time! I had a blast.

Thanks for picking up the check!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who went to see AC/DC?

 

[urbanhack]

Who went to see AC/DC?

My neighbor's coworker's friend.

 

[bostonfred]

Who went to see AC/DC?

My neighbor's coworker's friend.

Ask them if they finished with for those about to rock we salute you.

 

[Sammy3469]

This is why Dracula invented the internet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2&v=yT22q_BbsaM

Google :hi:

 

[Annyong]

Stryker and I went last night at Wrigley

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Stryker and I went last night at Wrigley

Seems mean towards Wrigley.

 

[Thorn]

Officiated a wedding on Sunday for a couple good friends.

Did you call an equal number of fouls on each side of the family?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Officiated a wedding on Sunday for a couple good friends.

Did you call an equal number of fouls on each side of the family?

I was tough but fair

 

[tommyboy]

Lets see those prenups

 

[Abraham]

I missed my flight so now I'm stuck in ####### queens. This is worse than twins for sure.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Clock down?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I missed my flight so now I'm stuck in ####### queens. This is worse than twins for sure.

If only there was something to do there. Freaking jerkwater town.

 

[Thorn]

Officiated a wedding on Sunday for a couple good friends.

Did you call an equal number of fouls on each side of the family?

I was tough but fair

Over officious jerk

 

[Abraham]

I did just meet Jerry Rice though. So that was cool

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hands still sticky?

 

[-fish-]

Hands still sticky?

From giving Jerry Rice a handy?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hands still sticky?

From giving Jerry Rice a handy?

Seems like Abe's been traveling a while. I just assumed...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Do you think Abe gets back home by flying from NY to PA to OH to MO to TX?

 

[Abraham]

The first option was jfk to LaX to Austin. Uh, no thanks.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"Can this plane just roll towards Texas a couple hundred miles every day?"

 

[Rustoleum]

Clock down?

Haven't you heard?

Texans + clocks = Gitmo

 

[Ignoramus]

Our Astros sure are ####ting the bed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors.

 

[Hawks64]

T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors.

You poor poor *******. My BIL works at one and gets cases of beer (Ballast Point, Ale Asylum, Ale Smith) for 10 bucks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors.

You poor poor *******. My BIL works at one and gets cases of beer (Ballast Point, Ale Asylum, Ale Smith) for 10 bucks.

I'm down for free/cheap beer but I just really want him to get a real job.

 

[Abraham]

Our Astros sure are ####ting the bed.

They've been teasing us. Getting us hard before the inevitable downfall

 

[Abraham]

Found a Thai place where no one speaks English but yelp seems to like it. Think of me fondly when I'm dead from food poisoning.

 

[Annyong]

Drinking beer and watching baseball

 

[Homer J Simpson]

T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors.

Godspeed, sir. Godspeed.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors.

Did this for a season once. Still not sure it wasn't the best job I've ever had. Employees would pull our own "private stash" every week when the truck showed up.

 

[tommyboy]

Found a Thai place where no one speaks English but yelp seems to like it. Think of me fondly when I'm dead from food poisoning.

Its probably fn delicious

 

[shuke]

Found a Thai place where no one speaks English but yelp seems to like it. Think of me fondly when I'm dead from food poisoning.

Its probably fn delicious

Although will probably get profiled on the spice scale.

 

[krista4]

Found a Thai place where no one speaks English but yelp seems to like it. Think of me fondly when I'm dead from food poisoning.

Its probably fn delicious

Although will probably get profiled on the spice scale.

Hate this so much.

 

[Chaos Commish]

T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors.

Did this for a season once. Still not sure it wasn't the best job I've ever had. Employees would pull our own "private stash" every week when the truck showed up.

I worked at Sierra Nevada in Chico when I was in college. Sigh...

 

[Chaos Commish]

Found a Thai place where no one speaks English but yelp seems to like it. Think of me fondly when I'm dead from food poisoning.

Its probably fn delicious

Speaking English is optional for Asian cooks. I might prefer it if they don't.

 

[Chaos Commish]

Btw, I don't think I've been sober since about an hour after putting my gun back in the safe. I'm certainly more freaked out by the experience than my kid. House is locked up tight, which is new.

 

[General Malaise]

Watching "Wild" tonight. Hotness of Reese Witherspoon skyrocketing in my rankings. What nice legs she has. Man...she gets nekkkid in this too. Plus the cool guy from Newsroom is in it? What a treat.

 

[Chaos Commish]

Watching "Wild" tonight. Hotness of Reese Witherspoon skyrocketing in my rankings. What nice legs she has. Man...she gets nekkkid in this too. Plus the cool guy from Newsroom is in it? What a treat.

In the "true" story, I'm pretty good friends with the guy who gave her a lift from Mojave to Ridgecrest. He played minor league baseball until the day he unfortunately beat his manager's ### on the mound for trying to pull him.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors.

Did this for a season once. Still not sure it wasn't the best job I've ever had. Employees would pull our own "private stash" every week when the truck showed up.

I worked at Sierra Nevada in Chico when I was in college. Sigh...

Chico is a nutty place.

 

[Chaos Commish]

T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors.

Did this for a season once. Still not sure it wasn't the best job I've ever had. Employees would pull our own "private stash" every week when the truck showed up.

I worked at Sierra Nevada in Chico when I was in college. Sigh...

Chico is a nutty place.

almond capitol of the world

 

[belljr]

In the world of parenting, birthday parties are the rake, man.

I want off the circuit.

Worth every penny. No need to buy decorations, invitations l, party favors.

Show up, have the kids run around for 1.5 hours. Eat. Cake. Boom leave.

 

[heckmanm]

T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors.

Noice.

(Youtube blocked at work, but please imagine I found/linked the scene from Strange Brew where the boys bring home a van full of beer and their dad goes nuts.)

 

[Abraham]

That's the best pad Thai I've ever had. I am still alive.