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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)
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General Malaise
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Just had an FFA/GMTAN moment in class:
Today the kids are turning in a packet of work. Basically 6 papers from the current chapter that we have worked on/completed over the last week or so.
I keep a list of every paper that will go into the packet on the whiteboard in the very front of the room. The list is in big, red letters. I update this list every day. Not to mention every kid should have a folder where they keep their stuff until it is time to turn it in. My system is pretty freaking simple. But there are always space-cases that either don't pay attention or are totally disorganized.
So this kid comes up today while everybody is putting their packets together to turn in.
Kid: (points to the list on the board) Mr. Malloy? Those two last assignments on the list? Have we already done those?
Me: Ummm....yeah. Let me ask you something, Logan....do you think I'd ask you to turn in papers that I haven't even passed out yet?
Kid: Oh, yeah. I guess not.
Me: Right. Check in your folder I bet you've got both of those sheets in there. (which he did)
As he walked away I said "I AM NOT GRADING PAPERS FROM THE FUTURE".
Today the kids are turning in a packet of work. Basically 6 papers from the current chapter that we have worked on/completed over the last week or so.
I keep a list of every paper that will go into the packet on the whiteboard in the very front of the room. The list is in big, red letters. I update this list every day. Not to mention every kid should have a folder where they keep their stuff until it is time to turn it in. My system is pretty freaking simple. But there are always space-cases that either don't pay attention or are totally disorganized.
So this kid comes up today while everybody is putting their packets together to turn in.
Kid: (points to the list on the board) Mr. Malloy? Those two last assignments on the list? Have we already done those?
Me: Ummm....yeah. Let me ask you something, Logan....do you think I'd ask you to turn in papers that I haven't even passed out yet?
Kid: Oh, yeah. I guess not.
Me: Right. Check in your folder I bet you've got both of those sheets in there. (which he did)
As he walked away I said "I AM NOT GRADING PAPERS FROM THE FUTURE".
-fish-
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Lies. I think you me and RL are committed
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Chaos Commish
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Fine, I'll have a drink with my beer.
mr roboto
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Men who still have hair...
When you get your hair cut, do you make small talk with the person who cuts your hair? I find it the single most awkward 20 minutes of the month. I don't really have anything to say to the random girl at Great Clips but I have a hard time just sitting there not conversing.
When you get your hair cut, do you make small talk with the person who cuts your hair? I find it the single most awkward 20 minutes of the month. I don't really have anything to say to the random girl at Great Clips but I have a hard time just sitting there not conversing.
Bob Sacamano
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Bob Sacamano
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Limp Ditka
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not sure how it happened, but I've come to love me some PBR.
It's not the beer I drank as a kid, that was Stroh's (GB the 30 pack being introduced when I was in HS) and MGD. But PBR is the only thing that reminds of what it was like to drink ####ty beer with my buddies when I was 14-15.
It's not the beer I drank as a kid, that was Stroh's (GB the 30 pack being introduced when I was in HS) and MGD. But PBR is the only thing that reminds of what it was like to drink ####ty beer with my buddies when I was 14-15.
RedmondLonghorn
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Had a Sam Adams Oktoberfest with a lobster roll for lunch. Was pretty refreshing.
Limp Ditka
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French Market place?Aaron Rudnicki said:
How was the roll?
Dan Lambskin
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General Malaise said:
Binky The Doormat
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They both sound like it comes from that loud-mouth brother-in-law that nobody likes, including your sister.General Malaise said:
Dan Lambskin
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Sometimes...usually I just daydream about banging the stylist thoughmr roboto said:
Ignoramus
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I'm usually pretty quiet but the broad I've been going to lately (at The Best Little Barbershop in Texas, incidentally) is pretty chatty and engaging so it's a good time. My usual routine at other places is to take off my specs and close my eyes and my mouth.mr roboto said:
General Malaise
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One rhymes with "Rambo", most masculine tough guy in the history of ever.General Malaise said:
The other sounds it's being lipsed out by a screaming gay Richard Simmons in a musical about rainbows and turtlenecks.
General Malaise
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I talk to everybody. 
General Malaise
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Been watching PBS/Ken Burns Cival War series again as it marks the 25th anniversary of its release. Astoundingly great TV. Forgot how poignent it could be.
Example: https://youtu.be/DNfBdzpG6L4
Example: https://youtu.be/DNfBdzpG6L4
Mr. Pickles
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Nice "the other side does it too" argument.One rhymes with "Rambo", most masculine tough guy in the history of ever.The other sounds it's being lipsed out by a screaming gay Richard Simmons in a musical about rainbows and turtlenecks.General Malaise said:
tommyboy
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Ignoramus
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It's decent, but I still prefer Tanner's first-hand accounts to Burns' version.
General Malaise
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I hate this page and all of you equally.
RedmondLonghorn
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My son is playing outside LB in the freshman game right now and trying to not get killed by a TE/H-Back that outweighs him by about 80 pounds.
It isn't going too well so far.
It isn't going too well so far.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Officer Pete Malloy
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cosjobs
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Officer Pete Malloy
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RedmondLonghorn
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Alohaproninja said:
Officer Pete Malloy
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Andy Reid looooooollll
tommyboy
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tommyboy
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
strykerpks
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I cornholed our good friend Guster and his significant other tonight.
I got to the bar (that they had been at for a few hours already) and we pulled some tabs. Boom...$250 for gusters old lady. MillerCoors reps decided to show up by the dozen and not only by him a beer but sing happy birthday to Mrs Guster (her birthday is in December). After our 4th "last beer" we went to grab some food.
2 bars later (and some German sausage) Mrs Guster left us to go back to the hotel and RJ and I shot the #### for a bit. We struggled through some gambling on the KC/DEN game but had a great time.
I highly recommend Guster as a cornhole candidate. The man was just passing through on a trip to hang out with some of his woman's GBs and he thought of me. That means a lot. Luff ewe, GBRJ
I got to the bar (that they had been at for a few hours already) and we pulled some tabs. Boom...$250 for gusters old lady. MillerCoors reps decided to show up by the dozen and not only by him a beer but sing happy birthday to Mrs Guster (her birthday is in December). After our 4th "last beer" we went to grab some food.
2 bars later (and some German sausage) Mrs Guster left us to go back to the hotel and RJ and I shot the #### for a bit. We struggled through some gambling on the KC/DEN game but had a great time.
I highly recommend Guster as a cornhole candidate. The man was just passing through on a trip to hang out with some of his woman's GBs and he thought of me. That means a lot. Luff ewe, GBRJ
Uruk-Hai
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I go to a regular barber shop (think Floyd's on Andy Griffith, but Floyd's is more modern). My barber has been cutting hair there for 54 years. We chat about old man stuff like the weather and if the restaurant that got flooded a few months ago will open soon and whether the new stop light is timed right.mr roboto said:
I was in there Wednesday and a gentleman in a suit stuck his head in the door. "How ya doing, Lou?" he said to the barber. Lou said he was doing fine and the suit left. Lou mumbled "I hate when he asks me that". I asked him why. "Because he's runs the funeral home". True story. I felt like I was in a sitcom or watching a Jackie Mason routine. I have a feeling they run that shtick a lot.
Leeroy Jenkins
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Yards Brewery make founding father beers.Notorious T.R.E. said:
General Malaise
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General Malaise
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I watched "The Wall" for the first time last night. I always kinda sorta thought I knew what it was all about....boy was I wrong. Quite a bit more nudity than I thought there would be, which was none. I needed more drugs.
