GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (17 Viewers)

[Limp Ditka]

He's still posting in the SP, btw.

Last Thursday, thousands of people lined up overnight to receive vouchers for the Section 8 Rental Assistance Program through the Dallas County Department of Health and Human Services, which provides rental assistance to low-income households. DISD and Dallas County Security were in charge of controlling and organizing the event, but chaos broke out when hundreds of people began to rush the line. During this, at least eight people were injured. According to Cooper, though, this mayhem was not due to the lack of organization by the local government or police force, but because of the uncivilized nature of the crowd (more specifically African Americans). Cooper was outraged that the organizers of the event were accused, as seen by this quote: whos to blame for the piss-poor manners and near-riotous behavior to these blacks actingwellblack?

Good lord. Who bleaches his Klan sheets?

His black maid.

No way he lets the blacks, or bleach, touch that. It's the asianed dry cleaner that handles it

 

[EYLive]

This is awkward.

I spent the night at my fiancé's place, which she shares with a housemate. This morning I go downstairs to use the guest bathroom (which is next to the kitchen) so that my fiancé can use the upstairs bathroom to get ready.

5 minutes into my poo session I hear the housemate come down and start cooking breakfast. As I'm typing this, I can hear the skillet sizzling and I smell eggs and bacon cooking. She doesn't know I'm in here. But now I'm afraid to leave the bathroom cuz I fear my toilet stench will overwhelm the breakfast aroma. I'm also afraid to even flush the toilet cuz I've been sitting here longer than she's been cooking an entire breakfast.

I've decided to wait her out, and hope my fiancé doesn't come down looking for me.

My legs are getting numb and its really hot and stinky in here. If the housemate decides to do all the dishes before heading up to her room with her food, I might actually die in here.

 

[Henry Ford]

Bacon will totally overwhelm the poo smell. You have nothing to worry about

 

[Dan Lambskin]

How hot is the housemate?

 

[El Floppo]

Thopraw EY, with the poo and everything.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is she frying the eggs? If so, the house already smells like farts.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Ask her if she'd like a side of sausage while winking suggestively

 

[General Malaise]

Just throw #### at her like a monkey.

 

[tommyboy]

Sebastian Janikowski makes Bill Cosby look like Russell Wilson

 

[cosjobs]

I picked a bad week to follow everyone else on the Saints in Frostypool.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This is awkward.

I spent the night at my fiancé's place, which she shares with a housemate. This morning I go downstairs to use the guest bathroom (which is next to the kitchen) so that my fiancé can use the upstairs bathroom to get ready.

5 minutes into my poo session I hear the housemate come down and start cooking breakfast. As I'm typing this, I can hear the skillet sizzling and I smell eggs and bacon cooking. She doesn't know I'm in here. But now I'm afraid to leave the bathroom cuz I fear my toilet stench will overwhelm the breakfast aroma. I'm also afraid to even flush the toilet cuz I've been sitting here longer than she's been cooking an entire breakfast.

I've decided to wait her out, and hope my fiancé doesn't come down looking for me.

My legs are getting numb and its really hot and stinky in here. If the housemate devices to do all the dishes before heading up to her room with her food, I might actually die in here.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Never poop downstairs.

 

[General Malaise]

I was delighted to see so many of you flame out with the Saints in Frosty's pool, but now the Ravens are laughing right back at me. What a weird weekend in football.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I was delighted to see so many of you flame out with the Saints in Frosty's pool, but now the Ravens are laughing right back at me. What a weird weekend in football.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Snapshot of the teams Uruk roots for:

1. Orioles imploded after taking 1st in their division back in July.

2. Maryland football sucks anyway,but they're walking into a buzz saw schedule starting next week.

3. If the Ravens lose to the stinking Raiders tomorrow, they're done.

4. Terps hoops - my passion - are ranked Top 5. They are relying on a guy named - wait for it - Diamond Stone. Did Ian Fleming name him?

stone cold lead pipe lock, you're safe here

I think you're right, but you never know when Flacco-on-drugs will show up. Carr gonna play?

carr is supposed to play, non factor. your main concern will be if janikowski is on drugs. ever since they forced him to clean up, the raiders have sucked

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Snapshot of the teams Uruk roots for:

1. Orioles imploded after taking 1st in their division back in July.

2. Maryland football sucks anyway,but they're walking into a buzz saw schedule starting next week.

3. If the Ravens lose to the stinking Raiders tomorrow, they're done.

4. Terps hoops - my passion - are ranked Top 5. They are relying on a guy named - wait for it - Diamond Stone. Did Ian Fleming name him?

stone cold lead pipe lock, you're safe here

I think you're right, but you never know when Flacco-on-drugs will show up. Carr gonna play?

carr is supposed to play, non factor. your main concern will be if janikowski is on drugs. ever since they forced him to clean up, the raiders have sucked

 

[Sammy3469]

Never poop downstairs.

This man knows a thing

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Snapshot of the teams Uruk roots for:

1. Orioles imploded after taking 1st in their division back in July.

2. Maryland football sucks anyway,but they're walking into a buzz saw schedule starting next week.

3. If the Ravens lose to the stinking Raiders tomorrow, they're done.

4. Terps hoops - my passion - are ranked Top 5. They are relying on a guy named - wait for it - Diamond Stone. Did Ian Fleming name him?

stone cold lead pipe lock, you're safe here

I think you're right, but you never know when Flacco-on-drugs will show up. Carr gonna play?

carr is supposed to play, non factor. your main concern will be if janikowski is on drugs. ever since they forced him to clean up, the raiders have sucked

 

[-fish-]

Cornholed the Kristas and RL. Wings had Bleu cheese and no weird crap.

Cause this is Merica.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cornholed the Kristas and RL. Wings had Bleu cheese and no weird crap.

Cause this is Merica.

Pretty sure we have freedom of choice here, pinko.

 

[-fish-]

Cornholed the Kristas and RL. Wings had Bleu cheese and no weird crap.

Cause this is Merica.

Pretty sure we have freedom of choice here, pinko.

You can keep choosing wrong.

 

[-fish-]

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Snapshot of the teams Uruk roots for:

1. Orioles imploded after taking 1st in their division back in July.

2. Maryland football sucks anyway,but they're walking into a buzz saw schedule starting next week.

3. If the Ravens lose to the stinking Raiders tomorrow, they're done.

4. Terps hoops - my passion - are ranked Top 5. They are relying on a guy named - wait for it - Diamond Stone. Did Ian Fleming name him?

stone cold lead pipe lock, you're safe here

I think you're right, but you never know when Flacco-on-drugs will show up. Carr gonna play?

carr is supposed to play, non factor. your main concern will be if janikowski is on drugs. ever since they forced him to clean up, the raiders have sucked

My bad, UH. Did a few rails with Janikowski on Friday night.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

Hundred acre wood

 

[Frostillicus]

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

100 Acre Woods!

 

[kevzilla]

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

Hundred acre wood

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

100 Acre Woods!

Nice recall of children's stories, pedos.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

Hundred acre wood

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

100 Acre Woods!

Nice recall of children's stories, pedos.

http://i.imgur.com/pVTH3qd.jpg

 

[Limp Ditka]

Ready to kill my cousin's husband.

Ask me to be the godfather of your child then go out and act like MOP, drinking and driving and sticking your #### into anything that moves?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

Hundred acre wood

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

100 Acre Woods!

Nice recall of children's stories, pedos.

http://i.imgur.com/pVTH3qd.jpg

So creepy

 

[mr roboto]

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

Hundred acre wood

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

100 Acre Woods!

Nice recall of children's stories, pedos.

http://i.imgur.com/pVTH3qd.jpg

the hell is this?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ready to kill my cousin's husband.

Ask me to be the godfather of your child then go out and act like MOP, drinking and driving and sticking your #### into anything that moves?

Yes?

 

[Frostillicus]

Ready to kill my cousin's husband.

Ask me to be the godfather of your child then go out and act like MOP, drinking and driving and sticking your #### into anything that moves?

Yes?

I'm in for two of the four things mentioned there.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

Hundred acre wood

Related: got second at bar trivia Friday because I couldn't remember the name of the damn forest that Winnie the Pooh lived in.

100 Acre Woods!

Nice recall of children's stories, pedos.

http://i.imgur.com/pVTH3qd.jpg

So creepy

http://i.imgur.com/ZJe7seQ.jpg

 

[cstu]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/gXVK1rU.jpg

 

[krista4]

Cornholed the Kristas and RL. Wings had Bleu cheese and no weird crap.

Cause this is Merica.

Excellent cornholing, GB. Great to see y'all.

 

[bentley]

Ready to kill my cousin's husband.

Ask me to be the godfather of your child then go out and act like MOP, drinking and driving and sticking your #### into anything that moves?

Yes?

I'm in for two of the four things mentioned there.

I'm down with giving my kids to LD plus all the other stuff. Other than being MOP.

 

[Frostillicus]

Ready to kill my cousin's husband.

Ask me to be the godfather of your child then go out and act like MOP, drinking and driving and sticking your #### into anything that moves?

Yes?

I'm in for two of the four things mentioned there.

I'm down with giving my kids to LD plus all the other stuff. Other than being MOP.

Can I just drink and nail anything that moves?

 

[-fish-]

Ready to kill my cousin's husband.

Ask me to be the godfather of your child then go out and act like MOP, drinking and driving and sticking your #### into anything that moves?

Yes?

I'm in for two of the four things mentioned there.

I'm down with giving my kids to LD plus all the other stuff. Other than being MOP.

Can I just drink and nail anything that moves?

that's my shtick, pal.

 

[Frostillicus]

Ready to kill my cousin's husband.

Ask me to be the godfather of your child then go out and act like MOP, drinking and driving and sticking your #### into anything that moves?

Yes?

I'm in for two of the four things mentioned there.

I'm down with giving my kids to LD plus all the other stuff. Other than being MOP.

Can I just drink and nail anything that moves?

that's my shtick, pal.

my bad

 

[General Malaise]

More stories LD! Here we are now....entertain us.

 

[Frostillicus]

More stories LD! Here we are now....entertain us.

Nirvana 1-0.

 

[Limp Ditka]

More stories LD! Here we are now....entertain us.

Nirvana 1-0.

I have honestly typed this out three times and can't do it justice at the moment.I will pontificate tomorrow.

 

[Annyong]

Looks like I'm gonna trade in my truck for an SUV? Any suggestions?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Looks like I'm gonna trade in my truck for an SUV? Any suggestions?

Take it to a dealer. They do trade-ins.

 

[cosjobs]

Looks like I'm gonna trade in my truck for an SUV? Any suggestions?

I really like my Ford FLex

 

[cosjobs]

KNow what your trade-in is worth and don;t let them screw on it.

Make inquiries now, but they are most willing to deal at the very end of the month.

 

[cosjobs]

if you are not already a credit union member, join one and get pre-approved for a loan, they have the ebst rates and if you have them in hand, you don;t need to negotiate that with the dealer, giving you a stronger hand - only needing to negotiate the price of the new vehicle.

 

[-fish-]

Go to the dealership and tell them you're serious about buying a new car. Light your old one on fire in the parking lot to prove it.

 

[Frostillicus]

go for a party bus